tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56364673938415399872024-03-05T13:50:26.887-08:00BloggadayDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.comBlogger365125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-10382096691822529972011-02-15T01:21:00.001-08:002011-02-15T01:21:46.426-08:00Bloggaday 365 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 2Bloggaday 365 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 2<br />By David “THE Bloggaday Character” Dysart<br /><br />David: Man, I really wish I had a list of every title of every Bloggaday. <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Why don’t you have one?<br /><br />David: Well, I started compiling a list while back, but I just never finished it. <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: It seems like you have some problems with followthrough. <br /><br />David: Yeah, you’re right, Mr. Kabrick. I was hoping the Bloggaday would help with that though. I just would have liked the titles for this post, but also for my last Piccaday on a sheet of paper.<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: First, call me Kab. Second, you’re still doing the Piccaday?<br /><br />David: Ha, yeah. Again, a problem with the whole followthrough thing. I’ll get it all up though. And I’m sorry you didn’t get more segments on the Bloggaday. I’ll definitely get you on the Postaday though. <br /><br />Paul: You guys know I’m recording, right? <br /><br />David: Oh! Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to the last Bloggaday. Unfortunately, yesterday’s guests are all either in hospitals or jails, so with me today is the REAL most intriguing character in the world, Mr. Avi Sutten Kabrick.<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: *Inaudible pimpness*<br /><br />David: Before we continue, I promised Chuck I would post some of the potential SotWs for the last few weeks. You don’t mind, do you Kab?<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: It’s your show. <br /><br />David: Thanks <br /><br />“Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />“The Kids Aren’t Alright”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />“Come Out and Play (Keep ‘em Separated)”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />“Hit That”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />“Self Esteem”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br /><br /><br />“Get Off”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“1999”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“Little Red Corvette”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“Cream”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“Seven”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“My Name is Prince”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“Sexy Mother Fucker”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />“Gold”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Beverly Hills”<br />by<br />Weezer<br /><br />“Nth Degree”<br />by<br />Morningwood<br /><br />“Laredo”<br />by <br />Band of Horses<br /><br />“Only If You Run”<br />by<br />Julian Plenti<br /><br />“Powerful Stuff (Run Wolves Run)”<br />by<br />Sean Hayes<br /><br />“Your Song”<br />by<br />Elton John<br /><br />“Free Ride”<br />by<br />Edgar Winter Group<br /><br /><br /><br /> “Brain Stew/Jaded”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“21st Century Breakdown”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“Warning”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“Last Of The American Girls”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“Holiday (Live)”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br /><br /> “8-Bit The Final Countdown”<br />by<br />Europe<br /><br />“8-Bit Bad Romance”<br />by<br />Lady Gaga<br /><br />“8-Bit Master of Puppets”<br />by<br />Metallica<br /><br />“8-Bit Eye of the Tiger”<br />by<br />Survivor <br /><br />“8-Bit Beat It”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“8-Bit Don’t Stop Believing”<br />by<br />Journey <br /><br /><br />“Bring Me to Life”<br />by<br />Evanescence<br /><br />“Man on the Silver Mountain”<br />by<br />Rainbow<br /><br />“Sweet Leaf”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“Ball and Chain”<br />by<br />Social Distortion<br /><br />“Story of my Life”<br />by<br />Social Distortion<br /><br /><br /><br />“Emerge”<br />by <br />Fischerspooner<br /><br />“Pet”<br />by <br />A Perfect Circle<br /><br />Radio # 1<br />By<br />Air<br /><br />“Still Alive (Benny Benassi Mix)”<br />By <br />Lisa Miskovsky<br /><br />“Effect and Cause”<br />By <br />The White Stripes<br /><br /><br />1,000 Faces<br /><br />MoneyGrabber<br /><br />I Just Wanna Run<br /><br /><br />David: That should be just about all of them though I don’t think I covered Marron 5.<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Personally, I’ve never been much for them. <br /><br />David: You know what? I’m really happy “Misery” got the last SotW spot.<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Why?<br /><br />David: Well… That video kind of got me a girlfriend, so I’m somewhat partial to it. <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Hmm, I have never used a music video to seduce a woman. <br /><br />David: Ah, but I’m not the most intriguing characetr in the world.<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: …<br /><br />David: Yeah… <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: I believe we are nearing the end of this Bloggaday <br /><br />David: And there’s so many thing I wanted to talk about! I need to create another year just to get to it all. <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming back for another year?<br /><br />David: After a short hiatus, definitely. I think to kick it off, I’ll have a failed Bloggaday montage. Some of the segments that never got off the ground, some Bloggaday content that was written and never had a chance. It really wasn’t only you. <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Well, I enjoyed coming on today, the last of Bloggaday: Year 1. <br /><br />David: Thank you so much Kab. It was an honor. And I’m so glad you submitted to The Sand Canyon Review, the Crafton Hills art and literary magazine. I look forward to seeing your work in print. If you would like to stay up to date with the progress of this year’s edition, you can find us http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/<br />or you can submit again at <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: Well, thank you, but I’m not on Facebook or Myspace, and I’m not sure what that other one was. <br /><br />David: The blogspot?<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: I suppose that could have been it. <br /><br />David: But, blogspot is where I put the Bloggaday…<br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: If I’m not mistaken, we’re over our word count. <br /><br />David: Oh, yes. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining me this last year. I wasn’t sure if I could write a blog every day for an entire year, but apparently I could, and I’m glad that I was able to share that with all of you. I look forward to doing it again in the near future, and I hope it’s even better than year one was. Happy Valentine’s Day and I hope you all had a great year, will have a great year, and look forward to all of the years ahead of yourself. I know I do. <br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />The Possibilities and Misery of another year. That and an inaudible, single, and oh so manly single tear roll down my cheek. <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The Blog-a-day is over. 365 blogs in 365 days. Won’t you be my Bloggaday Reader, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday365 <br /><br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming.<br /><br />David: No, the Postaday is coming, in all its glory, and all its horror…David Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-28405760148505872302011-02-15T01:20:00.001-08:002011-02-15T01:20:28.042-08:00Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1<br />By David “THE Bloggaday Author” Dysart<br /><br />Wow, it’s been just about a year since I started the Bloggaday. And for the last 365 days, I’ve been reading “Bloggaday” with a scraggly red line under it? I kept saying that I would add it to my Word dictionary, but I suppose there’s not much reason to do THAT anymore. <br />As I sit here, adding replacing a sentence with that last little bit there, I just realized I never crowned a Podcaster of the Year. Which is hard. I haven’t been following the awesomeness that is Shwood, rather we’re talking about Scam School, The BB Live Show, NSFW, Brian Brushwood: On the Road, Frame Rate (which I’ve never seen), DIAF (again, never even heard of). Though he is the only podcaster I’ve seen a live show of. The real race is between Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy Podcast and Scott Sigler, New York Times Best Selling Author. <br />Wow, this is “pull your hair out” hard. I mean, I’ve got the last episode of Ancestor sitting in my iPhone, but I’ve been listening to SOOOO much Schmidt lately because I’ve been going back and listening to old episodes. <br />Jeeze, the Podcaster of the Year is<br /><br />Paul: dudududududududuududduududududu<br /><br />Mike Schmidt<br />Of<br />The 40 Year Old Boy podcast<br /><br />That was really hard, and I expect ScottSigler to become the prim suspect in an upcoming murder investigation. <br />Well, I have 45 minutes to write this one, 365, and clipshow both of them and post 7 Bloggadays. If I can do that, then I succeeded. <br /><br />The last couple of weeks have definitely been interesting though. I had been falling quite far behind, but I had been working on The Third Great Trigady. I ended up with a lot of Bloggaday ideas that I wasn’t able to do and many Bloggaday segments that failed rather epicly. I think to talk about this, I’d like to bring out some faces, familiar and new ones alike. <br />Hosts of The Song of the Week, I’d like to introduce for the last time, Tom and Chuck. <br /><br />Tom: Hello, everyone.<br /><br />Chuck: Hi, Bloggaday Readers. <br /><br />David: You seem to be doing pretty good, Tom. <br /><br />Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chuck got worked up over nothing the other day. <br /><br />David: Since I’m introducing you guys, I should mention the official Bloggaday producer, Paul Modes. <br /><br />Paul: *Inaudible nod*<br /><br />Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production. <br /><br />David: Well, next up, we have the folks that were SUPPOSED to take your guys’s role on the Performer of the Month.<br /><br />Tom: What ever happened to that?<br /><br />David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.<br /><br />Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.<br /><br />David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan<br /><br />Jack: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to welcome you all to the Performer of the Month for the month of August. I am your Irish co-host, Jack Duff<br /><br />Dan: Haha. And I’m your Spanish co-host Dan Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.<br /><br />Jack: HAHAHA there, Dan. I thought your middle name was Andri. <br /><br />Dan: That’s a common misconception there, Jack. <br /><br />Tom: What in the HELL are you guys doing?<br /><br />Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*<br /><br />Tom: I Hate both of you coc-<br /><br />Chuck: TOM! <br /><br />Tom: And what about that whole middle name thing?<br /><br />David: Don’t worry about that, Tom. It was just a gag that was going to get picked up with each of their posts. Hey, guys, whatever happened to Lisa? I haven’t heard from her since her interview with Tychus on Char. <br /><br />Jack: To be honest, I stopped LISTENING to her after the Christmas Par-<br /><br />Tom: That could’ve been my line, you little bi-<br /><br />Chuck: TOM!<br /><br />Jack: I’m sorry, who are you guys again?<br /><br />Tom: YOU!<br /><br />Chuck: You know, what? Go get him. <br /><br />*Tasmanian devil dust cloud*<br /><br />David: So, Chuck. Do you think now would be a good time to sign out?<br /><br />Chuck: Probably. Looks like I’ve got to go take care of that Dan. Sign us off, David. <br /><br />David: Well, Bloggaday Readers, thank you for joining me today. We’ll be right back right after this. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Nothing Really Matters but… meeee by Prince Poppycock <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The Bloggaday wrap has started, and it’s much healthier for you than a hamburger, only on Bloggaday <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br />*4 teh luwlz*<br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-59644162213374008042011-02-15T01:18:00.001-08:002011-02-15T01:18:52.640-08:00Bloggaday 363 – The Third Great Trigady pt 14Bloggaday 363 – The Third Great Trigady pt 14<br />By David “That Ain’t No Canary” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 <br />“It was a football living room. <br />…<br />Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl.”<br /><br />Bloggaday 346 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 2 was another post I enjoyed. It still needs a good edit, but I’ll probably never get to it. I think It’s got solid POV work though (I know a spot or two that are a bit rough because I decided to do it that way). I don’t know. It’s a solid read especially if you’re a Sigler fan. Or a Tweedy fan. (That ain’t no canary [And that sure as hell ain’t no cow])<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353 <br />“At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two.<br />…<br /><br />Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”<br /><br />Hoho, go Johnny, go. <br /><br />Deep down the Planetary League, in Thomas 3<br />Way back up in the dives among the skyscrapers to dwell <br />There stood a family made of scraps and charity<br />Where lived a planetary boy name Johnny Tweedy<br />Who never cared to read or write so well<br />But he would lead a defense one day through hell<br /><br /><br />He used to carry his contempt in a snarled face<br />Go sit beneath the tree where the mykoceae lay<br />Oh, his mother would see him sitting in the shade<br />Opening his package that they had paid<br />The future would sway on this very moment way<br />Oh my, those little planetary boys will play<br /><br />Go go <br />Go Johnny go<br /><br />His mother told him, “Someday you’ll be earth-bound, <br />And you two will be the pride of all Thomas 3<br />Many people coming from planets around<br />To see you, my boys be the glory of Thomas 3<br />Someday you’ll be in the holosets down town<br />Glory be to Thomas 3.”<br /><br />Go go<br />Go Johnny go!<br /><br />That there would be his first fumble recovery from his brother, Ju. I suppose you’ll need to read the Rookie series from Scott Sigler to find out if it was his last. It’s funny, I put the Hoho, go Johnny, go. And was going to leave it at that when it struck me, “Hey, that’s a song.” A few short minutes later, a parody was born. A horrible parody, mind you, but a parody none the less. It’s Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry. I can’t imagine it flows terribly well with the music, but I don’t remember the music and didn’t care enough to go that extra mile.<br />Though, you should read the original Bloggaday that inspired that parody. It’s a solid Sigler Fan Fic. <br />…<br />…<br />…<br />FILL THE HOLE!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday360 <br />“By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart<br />…<br />Listening to<br />Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday” <br /><br /><br />Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11 was rather disappointing for a wall Bloggaday. The first one was pretty epic, that post really pwnd, and then the next one had a Star Trek parody video by myself. If you would like to know about these actually awesome wall posts, then feel free to go to this post. <br />Now let’s take a look at the clips from this particular Bloggaday. I will say that I’ve been listening to WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much 40 Year Old Boy. My nickname is coming from the “I’m gonna eat pie out of your skull…” scene, which is referencing Tom Cruz’s Color of Money. Host of The 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt, came out with The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network, which I shortened to TheMiSPoNe for the Prince is a Dick short. <br />And I’m rambling something fierce, but I have an hour and 40 minutes to finish this post, write 2 outro Bloggadays and get the last 7 or so posts posted. <br />So yeah, the Twitter also amused me as a football announcer. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361 <br />“Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!<br />…<br />I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace.<br />…<br />* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**<br />** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.<br />*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,**** <br />**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth.”<br /><br /><br />And I will say, that rather large paragraph is missing its first sentence, and that’s a good thing because that first sentence is probably the most boring thing I’ve ever written here on the Bloggaday. At the very least it’s part 1 of the most boring thing ever written. If you would like to know more (since this all has probably been the second most boring thing I’ve ever written on the Bloggaday [and please, write me if you’ve found even more boring things in the Bloggaday {maybe we can kick off year two, the “Postaday” with some sort of compilation. <br /><br />Hmm, I just came up with that, and I think I like it.<br />The Postaday: Revenge of the Bloggaday <br />The Postaday: Bloggaday, Year 2<br />The Postaday: The Bloggaday Strikes Back<br /><br />Yeah, all of this is going on next year’s compilation (boring, not awesome [like there was any confusion on your part])<br /><br />Anyways, I will say, the first clip is actually a refernce to the In Yo Face Bloggadays, and I wanted so bad to make another reference to it with respect to the “Catch me now” bit, but since I took a nap on the last day of the Bloggaday, I have like an hour to do everything. BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. So yeah, I’m going to leave this clip here. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362 <br />“By David “And I am Funky” Dysart<br />By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart<br />By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart<br />By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart<br />By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart<br />By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart<br />By David “Like I Had None” Dysart<br />By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart<br />By David “Blame Paul” Dysart<br /> <br /><br />“My Name is Prince”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br /><br />“Misery”<br />By <br />Maroon 5<br /><br /><br />“Ball and Chain”<br />by<br />Social Distortion<br /><br /><br />“Beverly Hills”<br />by<br />Weezer<br /><br /><br />“Holiday (Live)”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br /><br />“She Fucking Hates Me”<br />By <br />Puddle of Mudd<br /><br /><br />“I Just Wanna Run”<br />By<br />The Downtown Fiction <br /><br />“Effect and Cause”<br />By <br />The White Stripes<br />…<br />Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over. <br /><br />Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?<br /><br />Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill. <br />…<br />Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right. <br /><br />Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital. <br /><br />Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha<br /><br /><br /><br />Come one, you’re not going to run into a more eclectic and awesome single-digit list of songs on any blog-a-day websites or endeavors. <br />As a whole, I was rather disappointed that the last SotW of the year didn’t get a chance to go out with a bang. There was quite a bit of clip-worthy stuff that I didn’t include, so you should go read it, but it definitely could have been better. This bare-bones version ran about 300 words long than it should have been, so I just couldn’t really fancy it up. <br />There are several references, which will actually probably make it even worse for the average schmo, but oh well, what are you going to do? <br />I will say, that’s not quite how I wanted to end it. It was going to be more like<br /><br />“Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital. <br /><br />Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha<br /><br />Chuck: Come on, Tom, let’s get you up… You know, you can help here, right Paul?<br /><br />Paul: I suppose I could, but I don’t actually work with you guys anymore.<br /><br />Chuck: …<br /><br />Paul: Yeah, good luck with that.”<br /><br />You know what? I don’t think I ever shared with you guys my mental picture of Paul. I’ve ALWAYS though of him has a blue collar version of this guy, completely unflared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aPU6AU0hM<br />Mr. Hannibal Means is Mr. Paul Modes.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday364 <br />“Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production. <br />…<br />David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.<br /><br />Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.<br /><br />David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan<br />…<br />Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*”<br /><br /><br />I really didn’t have enough time to develop this Bloggaday. Though I did cram quite a few word into a 500-word word limit…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday365 <br />“Avi Sutten Kabrick: First, call me Kab. Second, you’re still doing the Piccaday?<br />…<br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: *Inaudible pimpness*<br />…<br />David: Oh, yes. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining me this last year. I wasn’t sure if I could write a blog every day for an entire year, but apparently I could, and I’m glad that I was able to share that with all of you. I look forward to doing it again in the near future, and I hope it’s even better than year one was. Happy Valentine’s Day and I hope you all had a great year, will have a great year, and look forward to all of the years ahead of yourself. I know I do. <br />… <br />Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming.<br /><br />David: No, the Postaday is coming, in all its glory, and all its horror…<br /><br /><br />Ooo, burn from the most intriguing character in the world… and more references. Actually, I didn’t clipshow the references, so you’ll just have to go read the original post ^.^<br />Actually, I did include one reference, but it comes from the very last words of The Bloggaday. <br />Though I will say, The Bloggaday ended like the last SotW. Not terrible, but it should have been MUCH better. I guess I just set the bar low for next year. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />The Last Supper of Idiocy (Year 2, Episode 47) by TheMiSPoNe<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />And he spread the message of The 3rd Great Trigady, the Last Supper of Idiocy, only on Bloggady http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday363 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-91269543308223256882011-02-15T01:16:00.001-08:002011-02-15T01:16:30.887-08:00Bloggaday 362 – SotW 32 MiseryBloggaday 362 – SotW 32 Misery <br />By David “And I am Funky” Dysart<br />By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart<br />By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart<br />By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart<br />By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart<br />By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart<br />By David “Like I Had None” Dysart<br />By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart<br />By David “Blame Paul” Dysart<br /><br /><br />“My Name is Prince”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br /><br />“Misery”<br />By <br />Maroon 5<br /><br /><br />“Ball and Chain”<br />by<br />Social Distortion<br /><br /><br />“Beverly Hills”<br />by<br />Weezer<br /><br /><br />“Holiday (Live)”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br /><br />“She Fucking Hates Me”<br />By <br />Puddle of Mudd<br /><br /><br />“I Just Wanna Run”<br />By<br />The Downtown Fiction <br /><br />“Effect and Cause”<br />By <br />The White Stripes<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Chuck: Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to a very special Song of the Week Special. We would like to thank you all for joining us on the last Song of the Week <br /><br />Tom: Don’t worry, you can start drinking in about 450 words. <br /><br />Chuck: Yes, well, we’d like everyone to drink responsi-<br /><br />Tom: Actually, you could do what I’m doing and start drinking now. <br /><br />POP!<br /><br />Chuck: TOM! We’re in the middle of a show… Where in the hell did you get a sword to open the champagne?<br /><br />Tom: Come on, Chuck. Have a glass. <br /><br />Chuck: Oh, all right. <br /><br />Tom: …<br /><br />Chuck: … Thank you. <br /><br />Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over. <br /><br />Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?<br /><br />Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill. <br /><br />Chuck: … Thanks, Tom. So… about this week’s songs. Since we’ve been off the web for so long, we’ve got quite the back log. <br /><br />Tom: QUITE the backlog. <br /><br />Chuck: So we’ve basically taken what would have been the Song of the Week of each group of songs and then this Week’s song will be chosen from that pool. <br /><br />Tom: I probably couldn’t have said it better myself. <br /><br />Chuck: Thanks. I know I don’t usually do much with the mu-<br /><br />Tom: I’m pretty sure I could’ve said that better, but in the spirits of Valentine’s Day, I’ll let it slide. <br /><br />Chuck: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What’s first?<br /><br />Tom: Our first song and most recent acquisition is<br />“My Name is Prince”<br />by<br />Prince<br /><br />Chuck: It look like Prince brought another nine of his songs to the Bloggaday this week. That’s a bit much, even for the Song of the Week<br /><br />Tom: Well, with The 40 Year Old Boy posdcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-forty-five-year-three/id277138218?i=90995615 had a Prince-centric episode and even referenced the Chappele's Show skit about prince http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q, both of which were so good, it just seemed fitting. <br /><br />Chuck: And next?<br /><br />Tom: The greatness that can be chick music, with just a bit of sentimental value for our Bloggaday Author and accompanying the rest of the Deluxe edition of Hands All Over<br />“Misery”<br />By <br />Maroon 5<br /><br />Chuck: Third?<br /><br />Tom: 3rd is meah<br />“Ball and Chain”<br />by<br />Social Distortion<br /><br />Chuck: Fourth? <br /><br />Tom: 4th is a good song that paid its dues before finally coming the Bloggaday iTunes<br />“Beverly Hills”<br />by<br />Weezer<br /><br />Chuck: Yes, it faced some… stiff… competition, didn’t it?<br /><br />Tom: As a matter of fact, yes it did. To the “Nth degree”<br /><br />Chuck: And fifth?<br /><br />Tom: Another one of the heavy hitters here, <br />“Holiday (Live)”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />Chuck: Sixth?<br /><br />Tom: A solid contender, <br />“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”<br />by<br />The Offspring<br /><br />Chuck: Lucky number sleven?<br /><br />Tom: That would be another titan of this week’s field<br />“She Fucking Hates Me”<br />By <br />Puddle of Mudd<br /><br />Chuck: And Eighth?<br /><br />Tom: That was actually a week of phenom free songs, this one beating out “1,000 Faces” and “MoneyGrabber”<br />“I Just Wanna Run”<br />By<br />The Downtown Fiction <br /><br />Chuck: Number Nine would be?<br /><br />Tom: That one’s coming off another big week, a Christmas Cd, <br />“Effect and Cause”<br />By <br />The White Stripes<br /><br />Chuck: We’re already over our word count, so we really should just announce a winner, don’t you think? <br /><br />Tom: Woah, thish champagne’s finally star_ing to hit meah. You shou do iii. <br /><br />Chuck: … Thank you, Tom. That means a lot. This very well could be our last Song of the Week, and you’re giving me the last Song announcement. Thank you. <br /><br />Tom: …<br /><br />Chuck: The final Song of the Week for year one of THE Bloggaday is…<br /><br />Paul: dududududududuudududuududuududuuduudududuududuududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududududduududuududududuududu<br /><br />Chuck: Thank you, Paul. I’m going to even miss you.<br />The Song of the Week is<br /><br />Paul: “Misery”<br />By <br />Maroon 5<br /><br />Chuck: PAUL! TOM!<br /><br />Tom: Wha? I just tol him he coul. Wut’s ur prob?<br /><br />Chuck: Is you’re champagne laced with something?<br /><br />Tom: Jus a tusch of rt pousin. Gives ii su goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<br /><br />Chuck: Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining us for over thirty weeks. We are truly blessed to be given this opportunity, and everyone here at The Song of the Week and the Bloggaday would like to extend our sincerest gratitude. Thank you so much. I am, as always, Chuck, and with me is <br /><br />Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right. <br /><br />Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital. <br /><br />Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha<br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />21st Century Breakdown <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The last of the good SotWs are gone, so you’ll have to settle for this, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-65814566902544124422011-02-15T01:13:00.000-08:002011-02-15T01:14:44.639-08:00Bloggaday 361 – End of Year Fitness ReportBloggaday 361 – End of Year Fitness Report <br />By David “12-Inch Pythons” Dysart<br /><br />Date: February 12, 2011 <br />Weight: 175<br />Fat %: 14<br />Heart: 72<br />Waist: 35 ½ ??<br />Hips: 39 ½ ??<br />Thighs: 20 ½ ??<br />Arms: 12<br /><br /><br />So the last time I did this MONTHLY segment was way back in September apparently. Ugh. I couldn’t even get good measurements for this though because I couldn’t find tape measure thing. <br />As for what I’ve been doing to working out and whatnot, I might be able to give a slightly more accurate description. <br /><br />Last quarter, I was rock climbing and doing yoga 3 times a week. Once I started climbing, I was doing less and less weight training until I wasn’t doing any at all. <br />5 weeks into this quarter, and all I’m really doing is rock climbing 3 or so times a week. I will say it’s about a 15 minutes walk from the gym to where I park, with a few hills distributed in between. It’s not much shorter from my last class TO the gym, so at least I do a bit of walking… I suppose. Though I want to get back into doing weights. So hopefully in the next week or two I can start getting back into the swing of things. I haven’t even been doing much in the way of yoga. <br />I don’t know, I need to do something or my weight might be swinging back up in the near future. I will say though, this about the best shape I’ve ever been in. Just before I started college in 2007, I went to Hawaii for a couple of weeks. When I came home, I was about 173 or so, so I’m about where I was back then. Again though, there’s been a few hills in between those 2. <br />Back in Fall of 2009, I was about 220, so I’m feeling pretty good. While I wouldn’t mind losing another pound or two, what I would like to do is put on some muscle, so I guess we’ll see how that goes in the near future. <br />And hey, hold the presses, I think I have some ability to jog now! I felt like doing some running a week or two ago,* so I set out. I decided I wanted to get some stuff from the store, so I jogged the long way there. Now usually about half that distance, I’m in the fetal position trying to suck in as much oxygen as I can,**** but I actually just jogged all the way there. Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!<br />Well, to close out this Bloggaday, I’m going to leave you with my immaculate record keeping of climbs I’ve been doing this quarter. I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace. <br /><br /><br />http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1428275807139&set=a.1419698032700.49009.1840165438&theater <br /><br /> Purple<br />Orange White Orange<br />Green Prp/Grn<br />Ora/Grn Wht/Brn L-b,r R-w Brn (1) Brn (2) Wht/Wht Red Yellow Rd/Brn Total <br />1 (1/10) 4 5 1 10 <br />2 (1/12) 1 (5) 7 (12) 4 (4) 1 (2) 23 <br />3 (1/14) 3 (8) 4 (16) 1 (5) 1 (3) 32 <br />4 (1/19) 1 (9) 2 (2) 2 (7) (3) 37 <br />5 (1/21) (9) 2 (2) 2 (4) 2 (9) (3) 1 (1) 44 <br />6 (1/23) 1 (3) 2 (6) 1 (10) 1 (1) (3) 49 <br />7 (1/24) 3 (12) 2 (5) 3 (9) 1 (11) 2 (3) (3) 60 <br />8 (1/26) 2 (7) 1 (10) 4 (15) 2 (5) (3) 1 (1) 70 <br />9 (1/28) (12) 1 (8) 1 (11) 2 (17) 1 (6) (3) 75 <br />10 (1/31) 3 (3) 3 (11) 1 (12) 2 (2) 1 (7) (3) 85 <br />11 (2/2) 1 (12) 2 (14) 3 (5) 1 (8) (3) 92 <br />12 (2/3) 1 (4) 1 (13) 2 (16) 2 (7) 2 (10) (3) 1 (1) 1 (1) 1 (1) 103 <br />13 (2/9) 3 (16) 2 (18) 2 (9) 1 (11) 2 (2) (3) 1 (2) 114 <br />14 (2/11) 1 (17) 2 (20) 1 (10) 1 (12) (3) 119 <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2011 Winter Climbing<br />Mon January 10 Week 1<br /><br /><br />1 purple<br />2 orange<br />3 orange<br />4 brown<br />5 orange<br />6 purple<br />7 orange<br />8 orange<br />9 purple<br />10 purple<br /><br />Purple – 4<br />Orange – 5<br />White – <br />Purp/Grn – <br />Brown (1) – 1<br />White (L) Orange (R) – <br />Brown (2) – <br />Total – 10<br /><br /><br />Wed January 12 Week 1<br /><br /><br />1purple/green<br />2 orange<br />3 purple/green<br />4 brown<br />5 orange<br />6 orange<br />7 purple/green<br />8 orange<br />9 purple/green<br />10 orange<br />11 orange<br />12 purple<br />13 orange<br /><br />Purple – 1 (5)<br />Orange – 7 (12)<br />White – <br />Purp/Grn – 4 (4)<br />Brown (1) – 1 (2)<br />White (L) Orange (R) – <br />Brown (2) – <br />Total – 23<br /><br /><br />Fri January 14 Week 1<br /><br /><br /><br />1 orange<br />2 orange<br />3 orange<br />4 purple/green<br />5 purple<br />6prange<br />7 brown<br />8 purple<br />P9 urple<br /><br /><br /><br />Purple – 3 (8)<br />Orange – 4 (16)<br />White – <br />Purp/Grn – 1 (5)<br />Brown (1) – 1 (3)<br />White (L) Orange (R) – <br />Brown (2) – <br />Total – 32<br /><br /><br /><br />Wed January 19 Week 2<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1 green<br />2 purple/green<br />3 green<br />4 purple<br />5 purple/green<br />Purple – 1 (9)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – <br />Purp/Grn – 2 (7)<br />Green – 2 (2)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />White (L) Orange (R) – <br />Brown (2) – <br />Total – 37<br /><br />Fri January 21 Week 2<br /><br />1 Green<br />2 white<br />3 purple/green<br />4 purple/green<br />5 brown<br />6 white<br />7 green<br /><br />Purple – (9)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – 2 (2)<br />Purp/Grn – 2 (9)<br />Green – 2 (4)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />Brown (2) – 1 (1)<br />Total – 44<br /><br /><br />Sun January 23 Week 2<br /><br />1 Green<br />2Whjie<br />3Purple/green<br />4green<br />5brown/white<br /><br /><br /><br />Purple – (9)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – 1 (3)<br />Purp/Grn – 1 (10)<br />White/Brown – 1 (1)<br />Green – 2 (6)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />Total – 49<br /><br /><br />Mon January 24 Week 3<br /><br /><br />1 brown/white<br />2 green<br />3 Purple/green<br />4 green<br />5 brown/white<br />6 White<br />7 purple<br />8 purple<br />9 purple<br />10 white<br />11 green<br /><br /><br />Purple – 3 (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – 2 (5)<br />Purp/Grn – 1 (11)<br />White/Brown – 2 (3)<br />Green – 3 (9)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />Total – 60 <br />Wed January 26 Week 3<br /><br />1 purple/green<br />2 white<br />3 purple/green<br />4 green<br />5 purple/green<br />6 white (35 seconds)<br />7 white/brown<br />8 white/white<br />9 purple/green<br />10 white/brown<br /><br />1/2 rope two green<br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – 2 (7)<br />Purp/Grn – 4 (15)<br />White/Brown – 2 (5)<br />Green – 1 (10)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white 1 (1)<br />Total – 70 <br /><br />Fri January 28 Week 3<br /><br />1 purple/green<br />2 white<br />3 Green<br />4 brown/white<br />5 purple/green<br /><br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />White – 1 (8)<br />Purp/Grn – 2 (17)<br />White/Brown – 1 (6)<br />Green – 1 (11)<br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white 1 (1)<br />Total – 75 <br /><br /><br />Mon January 31 Week 4<br /><br /><br />1 orange<br />2 orange green<br />3 Green<br />4 white brown<br />5 white<br />6 white<br />7 orange<br />8 orange/green<br />9 orange<br />10 white<br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />Purp/Grn – (17) <br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />_________________<br /><br />Orange – 3 (3) <br />White – 3 (11)<br />Orange/Grn – 2 (2) <br />White/Brown – 1 (7)<br />Green – 1 (12)<br /> Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white (1)<br />Total – 85 <br /><br />Wed February 2 Week 4<br />1 orange gr<br />2 green<br />3 orange gr<br />4 white brown<br />5 orange green<br />6 green<br />7 white<br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />Purp/Grn – (17) <br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />_________________<br /><br />Orange – (3) <br />White – 1 (12)<br />Orange/Grn – 3 (5) <br />White/Brown – 1 (8)<br />Green – 2 (14)<br /> Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white – (1)<br />Total – 92 <br /><br /><br />Thur February 3 Week 4<br /><br /><br />1 Green<br />2 yellow cheat<br />3 white brown<br />4 red cheat<br />5 red brown<br />6 white (first 1/3 with nat feat<br />7 green<br />8 orange/green<br />9 white/brown<br />10 orange green<br />11 orange<br /><br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />Purp/Grn – (17) <br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />_________________<br /><br />Orange – 1 (4) <br />White – 1 (13)<br />Orange/Grn – 2 (7) <br />White/Brown – 2 (10)<br />Green – 2 (16)<br /> Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white – (1)<br />Red – 1 (1)<br />Yellow – 1 (1) <br />Red/Brwn – 1 (1)<br />Total – 103 <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Wed February 9 Week 5<br /><br />1 orange/green<br />2 yellow<br />3 white/brown<br />4 lh-brown lf-red r-white<br />5 orange/green<br />6 lh-brown lf-red r-white<br />7 white<br />8 white<br />9 white<br />10 green<br />11 green<br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />Purp/Grn – (17) <br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />_________________<br /><br />Orange – (4) <br />White – 3 (16)<br />Orange/Grn – 2 (9) <br />White/Brown – 1 (11)<br />L-b,r R-w – 2 (2)<br />Green – 2 (18)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white – (1)<br />Red – (1)<br />Yellow – 1 (2) <br />Red/Brwn – (1)<br />Total – 114 <br /><br /><br /><br />Fri February 11 Week 5<br /><br /><br />1 white/brown<br />2 green<br />3 white<br />4 green orange<br />5 green<br /><br /><br />Purple – (12)<br />Orange – (16)<br />Purp/Grn – (17) <br />Brown (1) – (3)<br />_________________<br /><br />Orange – (4) <br />White – 1 (17)<br />Orange/Grn – 1 (10) <br />White/Brown – 1 (12)<br />L-b,r R-w – (2)<br />Green – 2 (20)<br />Brown (2) – (1)<br />White/white – (1)<br />Red – (1)<br />Yellow – (2) <br />Red/Brwn – (1)<br />Total – 119 <br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Prince Medley by Meddling Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Interested about my fitness progress? OF COURSE YOU ARE! But only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**<br />** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.<br />*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,**** <br />**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth. <br /><br /><br />but that’s not as hyperbolic in making my point. <br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-54505460559262568202011-02-15T01:10:00.000-08:002011-02-15T01:11:10.326-08:00Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11<br />By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart<br /><br />Some time ago, I posted my rock wall Bloggaday exploits here Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday260 and http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday261 and then an update with video http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday278 <br />Since then, I’ve started writing an update, but I can’t find it on my Mac. Though, a score would probably be rather silly anyways. If you took a look at those posts, you would see that I started keeping score between the wall and myself. I was going to give myself a point for every new route I was able to do and for landmarks like doing 10 climbs in one trip. It’s been a while though, and while the wall has bested once or twice, the numbers are going to start getting up there. <br /><br />Anyways, this quarter I started The Mile High Challenge where you climb the equivalent of a mile in a quarter. For those of us who are afraid of that giant ball of fusion-powered fire and plasma, that means 155 climbs on the indoor wall at CSUSB. Well, I’m halfway through the quarter and sitting on 119 (and a half) climbs. Getting to 155 won’t be hard (and would score me another point if I was still keeping track).<br />Hmm, with all this talk about scores, I wonder what it would look like…<br />Clean (monocolor routes [which is a shame, because I do a bunch of multicolor routes])<br /><br />Purple <br />Orange <br />Brown (1)<br />Orange (2) <br />White <br />Green <br />Brown (2) <br /><br />So that’s another 7 points for routes. That’s more like a dozen if you count multi-colored routes, but I’m going to count those. <br /><br />I’ve bouldered both ways, so that’s another 2 points. That’s 9 + 1 from before for 10 points. I’ve also polished off 10 climbs in a day (13 is my best), so that’s 11 points. <br /><br />As for the wall, I’ve been stymied and still haven’t been able to cleanly climb anything in the chimney, so that’s a point for it (4). Umm, I’ve hurt both of my arms on the wall, so that’s another 2 points. <br />Now, my right forearm is one of those things that if I pick up my laptop and anything else that torques my arm, there’s a sharp pain about halfway up. The green route definitely exasperated the problem, but I think I’m pretty good now. <br />For my other arm, it’s a little patch of my bicep just above the nook of my elbow. I hurt it early December (I think. For all I can remember, it could have been November). I took a week off during break, came back, and it still hurt. I got an elbow brace and took another week off. And it still hurt. <br />I haven’t taken anymore weeks off, but over the last week or two, it was finally started to feel better. I was rather ecstatic, but then real life happened and I was lifting stuff, and sure enough, I hurt it again. This has been a recent development, so I’m not sure if it’s going to last another 3 months or if it’ll be fine in the near future. <br />So when we add all of this up, that’s Wall: 6 David: 11<br />It’s like a nightmare, isn’t it?<br /><br />Well, I was going to post my progress on the Mile High Challenge, but then I got distracted will all of this competitive talks. I think tomorrow I’ll post that as well as one last fitness update. <br /><br />Listening to<br />Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-28909956110595375742011-02-12T21:39:00.001-08:002011-02-12T21:39:50.165-08:00Bloggaday 359 – The Sand Canyon Review Update: Events and FundraisersBloggaday 359 – The Sand Canyon Review Update: Events and Fundraisers<br /><br />I’m currently the Co-PR Director for The Sand Canyon, Crafton Hills College’s student-run art and literary magazine. For more info, you can visit these sites. <br /><br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/<br /><br />For a quick view of our rules, you can check out our flier <br /><br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br /><br />You can also submit your art, photography, poetry and short stories to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com<br /><br />Now, for the events: <br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)<br />February 8th (Tuesday) 10-1<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />Crafton Hills College Quad<br />Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290 <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)<br />February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />Crafton Hills College Quad<br />Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza<br />Shakeys Pizza Restaurant<br />836 W Colton Ave<br />Redlands, CA 92374<br />February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)<br />Crafton Hills College’s Quad<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)<br />Crafton Hills College’s Quad<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />We are currently in negotiations with Jamba Juice, Coldstone, as well as getting an open mike with bands at an off-campus venue. Read on for more information for our current events <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)<br />February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />Crafton Hills College Quad<br />Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290 <br /><br />This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine. <br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm. <br /><br />We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission. <br /><br />Please invite everyone you know to come!<br /><br /><br />To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier <br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br />and then submit your work to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites<br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)<br /><br />February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />Crafton Hills College Quad<br />Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377<br /><br />This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine. <br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm. <br /><br />We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's magazine and fliers for submission. <br /><br />Please invite everyone you know to come!<br /><br /><br />To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier <br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br />and then submit your work to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites<br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza<br />Shakeys Pizza Restaurant<br />836 W Colton Ave<br />Redlands, CA 92374<br />February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)<br /><br /><br /><br />This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine. <br /><br />From 2:00pm until closing, if you bring in a ticket from The Sand Canyon Review, the magazine will receive 20% from your purchases! So there's no need for you to buy anything from us to raise money for the magazine. Simply showing up and having a great time is helping inspire culture and making the dreams of aspiring artists and writers come true. <br /><br />The class and families of the students will be coming in at approximately 5:00pm, but as long as you present a ticket from us when you purchase your food, 20% of the proceeds will go to the magazine<br /><br />Please invite everyone you know to come!<br /><br /><br />To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier <br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br />and then submit your work to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites<br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/ <br /><br /><br />For directions <br />http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=836%20W.%20Colton%20Ave%2092374 <br /><br /><br /><br />Information and availability of the tickets is upcoming<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)<br />Crafton Hills College’s Quad<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine. <br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th (Tuesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information). <br />We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.<br /><br />Please invite everyone you know to come!<br /><br /><br />To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier <br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br />and then submit your work to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites<br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)<br />Crafton Hills College’s Quad<br />11711 Sand Canyon Road<br />March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00<br /><br /><br /><br />This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine. <br /><br />The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th and 16th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information). <br />We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.<br /><br />Please invite everyone you know to come!<br /><br /><br />To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier <br />http://tiny.cc/scrflier <br />and then submit your work to <br />SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br />If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites<br />http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview <br />http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Mantracker <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Support the soon to be INTERNATIONAL art and literary magazine based in SoCal, learn more on Bloggaday<br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-37774288461910495122011-02-12T20:53:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:54:54.534-08:00Bloggaday 358 – The Third Great Trigady pt 13Bloggaday 358 – The Third Great Trigady pt 13<br />By David “I’m Going All Soft” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday340 <br />“Bloggaday 340 – Lifeboat psychology pt 1<br />By David “Physcics Professor, Psych Major, El Capitan, And All Around Good Guy” Dysart<br /><br />Things you didn’t know about me, eh? Well, here’s one. I was once cast asea in a lifeboat with 4 other people. I won’t go into the back-story, but needless to say, discount cruise to Mehheeco, yadda yadda yadda, I’m drinking tequila in a deflating rubber bottle top of a death trap. <br />So, as I said, the raft isn’t doing too good. I’ll spare you the dramatics of the conversation, but we decided that one of us had to jump off of the raft. Hey! You weren’t there. don’t judge me! Sure, I brought it up, and I might have implied I was a physics professor and the raft wasn’t capable of sustaining that many people, but it’s not like I said that the jumpee had just sink. They could tread water. I mean, we’re in the middle of the ocean. We’re bound to run into some rebellious land that has risen up against its water oppressors. <br />So, where was I? That’s right, we were trying to decide who would go overboard. Well, talks had barely started when the other guy in the boat just leaned back went overboard. <br />It was the damndest thing.<br />I’m not ashamed to admit I wept openly for that great man. Deep down, I think he knew that shark had been circling the boat. I mean, the way I had been throwing up… In hindsight, yeah, the half-digested shrimp in my gut were of course going to bring meat-eaters around.<br />So, yeah, I cried. But then I realized that in the very near future, it was going to be 3 women and me on a deserted island… I just couldn’t remain sullen about my brave boatmate’s fate. <br />Well, I might have realized that situation before I openly wept, and the tears MIGHT have been fake, but it’s the action that counts, not the thought. <br />Hmm, when exactly was it that I realized that his absence left the odds very favorable for me? But I tried saving him. I really really tried. Just ask the girls. I lunged for him as he went overboard. None of them did. I don’t think they were really paying attention to him. But me? It’s just a shame we were sitting across from each other. Had I been closer, maybe I could have saved that brave and noble man. <br />I mean, I wish I could see a replay of it. I actually made contact with him as he went overboard, but I just couldn’t grab him. But, it’s not just my amazing physical prowess that almost saved my fallen comrade. It’s really my keen ability to read people. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I am a psych major. I could see it in his body language. It just wasn’t right…<br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Free Ride by Edgar Winter Group (horrible name by the way), but every time I hear it, I think of this piece of television gold -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-T0qfv39c8 <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Favorable odd, people reading, heroic actions, and feats of amazing physical prowess? Only on Bloggaday! http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday340”<br /><br /><br />Oh, I’m sorry. Did I just copy/paste the entire Bloggaday into a clipshow? You’re dim right I did. The clipshow that is The Third Great Trigady is home of the best of the best of the Bloggaday. And guess what? Part 1 of Lifeboat Psychology was just that dim good. So you can put that in Tom’s antique pipe and suck on it all night long. <br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday341 <br />“Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2<br />By David “Carpenter Square Shoulders” Dysart<br /><br />Because I was sensing this, I started one of those silent, face conversations guys can have.* He was actually quite pleading in it. He brought up a very good point. What if we make our way to some deserted island, and then there’s some sort of global catastrophe that wipes out all of mankind? The job of repopulated the planet would fall to those in the raft. Apparently it was all a bit too much pressure for him. You glanced at the three women and communicated to me, “I just can’t do it. I simply don’t have the stamina for THREE women. But you! Good genes have made you tall. And those shoulders, man! If you tattooed framing on your collarbone, a carpenter would be using them.**” Come to think of it, I had seen him on the cruise earlier. He was wearing those really short volley ball shorts. The weird thing is though, there wasn’t a volleyball court on the ship. The plus about these nonverbal conversations though is the fact that I didn’t have to listen to his lisp.<br />Anyways, so I could see how torn up he was. He didn’t want the responsibility of possibly being the father of a new global population, but he didn’t have the nerve to make the leap. <br />I knew what I had to do. This valiant man was willing to give up his life for the good of mankind. I had to do my part though. I leapt for him and gave him a good shove. He freaked out a little as he went over. I’m not sure if it was having second thoughts or if it was just instinct, but he locked onto my arm like a rat getting chucked over a cheesy E. Luckily, once the shark got him, he let right go and didn’t embarrass himself anymore. <br />As for me, I never made it to that deserted island with the Miss July, Miss, August, and Miss*** November. The Coast Guard found our little boat about fifteen minutes later. I suppose the moral of the story is, when things look bleak and grim, just jump off. It’ll give somebody somewhere a really good story.<br /><br />Listening to<br />Myself chuckling<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Today I tell an inspiring story of a great man, global catastrophe, a veiled reference to Chuck E. Cheese, and a shark, only on Bloggaday <br /><br /><br />* Girls, forget that you ever read that. Men have NOT in fact developed a system of communication that has been passed down father-to-son. Though, if there were such a system devised, it would have been created by Abraham and Isaac.^<br />** Don’t worry if that didn’t make you ROFL. It was a bit of a stretch, and the joke isn’t even that funny. <br />*** Recently widowed Miss<br /><br />^ The system was later improved upon by Jesus and the Big Guy Himself.^^<br />^^ Other than official translations, no other changes have been made. Though if another father must sacrifice his son, a memo may have to go around.”<br /><br /><br />Whoops, clumsy me again. I just plopped the entire Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2 Bloggaday as a clipshow. Man, I’m sorry you had to read all of that awesomeness. <br />Now tomorrow wraps up Lifeboat Psychology, but I can’t imagine I’m going to copy/paste the entire thing again. It’s just an explanation for the previous 2 posts. I’m sure I was on a role though and there was something clipshow-able in it. See you then; <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday342 <br />“Bloggaday 342 – Lifeboat psychology pt 3<br />By David “Full of Post-Horse Feed” Dysart<br />AKA David “Childlike, Desire-Driven, and Impulse-Ridden” Dysart<br /><br />As I hope you’d have guessed by now, the preceding story wasn’t in fact true. Though as they say, every lie begins with a grain of truth. Such is the case with this one. While I’ve never been in a life raft, I’ve been on a cruise to Mehheeco. But, that’s a pretty fine grain truth, so I’ll go with the good, thick grain that’s buried under this pile of… post-horse feed. <br />On the first day of my first psychology class, we played a game. It was called<br />…*<br />…*<br />…*<br />Lifeboat!**<br /><br />The class was broken up into groups of 4 or five. My group was 2 guys and 3 girls.*** The situation for the game was that one of us had to jump off of the boat and get eaten by the sharks**** in order for the others to survive.***** <br />In the end, the game is an example of the id, ego, superego (as proposed by a guy named Sigmund [and how his life got flip turned upsidedown******]) While I don’t really remember her schpeal post-game, I think I understand the three well enough to convey the message on a blog that has brought such educational nuggets as the Law of Special Baconivity (http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/2010/04/bloggaday-73-pwnd-with-side-of-bacon.html) and Women Explained: Missing Periods and the Compulsive “P” That Follows (http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307).<br />People who just won’t jump (won’t give a reason, they just won’t jump) are being dominated by their id, the childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden part of you. People who use religion (and similar moral-based reasoning for our agnostic and atheistic audience) in their choice are using their superego, this being where our values and core beliefs are. Now, people who use the ego, are reasoning with the practicalities in front of them to calculate jump-value. <br />In my group, there really was a guy who just said, yep, I’ll go. He didn’t give a reason. He just jumped (No, I didn’t push him off of our imaginary life raft). So, when it came time for us to say who jumped, I got the finger of death and had to say who and why they jumped. Well. There wasn’t much to say, but this is where the whole “I don’t know, he just jumped. I tried to grab him,” yada yada yada thing came in. I suppose you had to be there. Though that probably wouldn’t have helped that much. I was there and my own wit didn’t astound me to an extent that I clearly remember it. But you know what? I just milked 3 Bloggadays out of it, so I’m happy. <br /><br />Listening to<br />Dance, F--ker, dance. Man, he never had a chance – The Offspring<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />I get childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden and calculate jump values, but only on Bloggaday <br /><br />* That’s a drumroll^<br />** Actually, it was just called “Lifeboat,” not “Lifeboat!”<br />*** Hey! 2 and 3 = 5!^^<br />**** While I gave a reason for the circling sharks in my story, the Psych teacher didn’t. :-(<br />***** If one person from a 5-person raft had to jump, doesn’t that mean that the 4-person rafts would have been fine?^^^<br />****** I really need to stop going to Will Smith and the Fresh Prince of Bellaire for my musical reference<br /><br />^ But not always. “…” usually just means pause.<br />^^ You also may have been able to figure that out by the story. <br />^^^ Something doesn’t quite add up about all of this >.> <.< >.>”<br /><br /><br />HEY! That’s way too much awesomeness there! That’s for compact awesomeness only. You’ll have to find someplace else to clipshow it. Nothing to see here folks. Move along while we get this matter straightened out.<br />Yeah, so I ended up just copy/pasting the entire thing. These 3 are the only ones I’ve done this to. It’s a pretty big deal. They’re 1 in a 100, really. In the 99th percentile. This post had another first. Many times, I’ve want to toss an “AKA” in there and give myself another nickname, but I always fought the urge. My will wavered this time though and I gave in. I’ve just been in too good of a mood the last few days. ^.^ =D ;) :-P I’m going all soft (Bazinga)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday343 <br />“It’s the poke, poke with the elbow + slurmy smile types of jokes<br />…<br />As terrible as it sounds though, I loved that moment. It was such a real moment.”<br /><br /><br />Bloggaday 343 – That’s what she said pt 2 wasn’t anything special. Because of the Third Great Trigady, I knew I was running out of free Bloggadays, so I decided it was finally time to throw it out to the wolves that is absolutely no one reading it. <br />Now, I wanted to say that last paragraph, but I also wanted to make a comment on the second clip from Bloggaday 343. I actually tend to enjoy these moments because, as I said, they’re real, Raw, kick you in the balls, life experiences. And it’s not like I’m an Ubermunch or anything, but they’re just moments everyone needs to experience, and I’m a tad bit behind. There are other moments that I look forward to happening, an others that I have NO interest in happening. They’re all going to happen though, so it’ll be interesting to get a glimpse of my hindsight after them. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />John Wayne on American Idol<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Having accepted the essence of The 3rd Great Trigady, he has set out, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday358 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-53058799339438719182011-02-12T20:50:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:52:02.002-08:00Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12<br />By David “Bioautographical Author” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday333 <br />So what did I do? Surely, I scoured my options, broke down the door of the secret meeting place of these people and recruited the very best and brightest. <br />Yeah… That’s not what slackers do. You can look it up in the dictionary, but usually definition 3 in most up-to-date dictionaries say something along the lines of: “A person or entity that stays away from one or more of the following activities: scouring, finding secret and well-hidden meeting places, forcefully destroying doors, shucking clams, recruiting people, especially on the basis of brightness and qualifications of being the best.”<br />…<br />Don’t I just inspire your trust and awe as a PR Director? I get the feeling I’m glad I can’t actually hear your responses. <br />…<br />Beyond this though, I’m trying to get a job. /Sigh. How do people with lives have time for anything? I barely have any semblance one,``` no job, and for a couple of more days, no school, and I’m having to schedule time for me to breath here. Though, if Riley Litzenluxchemetroplisvilletownshipberger is reading this, I have a Mac, so I have a nifty little calendar built into my Laptop that automatically syncs with my phone, so no matter where I go, I know exactly when to breathe since it was so user-friendly to schedule my breaks into it. HA! <br />…<br />``` A life that is. <br /><br /><br /><br />Nothing spectacular from this Bloggaday, but I hit on some pretty solid notes I think. The post itself was about my upcoming role as PR Director for the art and literary Magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which has been getting quite a bit of press lately on the clip shows. SO yeah, submit your work to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday334 <br />“but more on that in the next paragraph. Hey look! It’s right there. What a co-winkadink. <br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Only on Bloggaday<br /><br /><br />Honestly, I just wanted to add the Twitter Tag. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 1 talked about how inept I am on the phone. Guess what comes with being bad on the phone? …<br />…<br />…<br />…<br />PAUSES!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday335 <br />“When X= phone, <br />and while <br />xInept + xInept = stupidly long xcalls, <br />xInept + xHater = short calls. <br />That builds a positive image of the xInept, which is good since xInept needs all of the good press he can muster. Though, really, I’m not THAT utterly socially inept. Well, I am, but I manage. You see niceness and funniness make for the perfect smokescreen to cover up my social incompetence. Funny is the smoke, and nice is the screen. Combined, they form the perfect amalgam of social coverfire. In reality, I have all the social aptitude of Helen Keller<br />…<br />bioautographical<br />…<br />I mean, how do you not love a narrator saying, “Her head swayed back, lips pulled into a smile that would have made Liberace play straight for a night as he fingered the beat above her long ivories.”<br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Yeah, I’m done writing nov** only on Bloggaday –David “Ivory Admirer” Dysart”<br /><br /><br />Oh, “Another Day In the Life,” why do you amuse me so? <br />I will say though that the whole “nov**” took me a minute to remember what exactly I did. But it’s me cutting the “w” in half because I was utterly done with that Bloggaday. Meah, I seemed rather pleased with myself when did it. <br />And I must add, that I do enjoy the word, “bioautographical.” It’s taking real people and putting them into fiction. I’m sure there’s already a word for it (And I don’t mean something like the alternative history genre), but I like mine. <br />All in all, Bloggaday 320 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 2 was another solid Bloggaday. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday336 <br />“By David “This Is A Boring Bloggaday, So Just Read The Previous Or Next Bloggaday Instead Of This one, If You Would Be So Kind” Dysart<br />…<br /><br /><br />Well, now it’s time for TEXTS!<br />/Cue crazy Peewee Herman scene.<br />…<br />…<br />Awkward blog pause… … !!! … …<br />…<br />…<br />Yeah… So anyways…<br /><br /><br />…<br />Now, this is me being in my own head, but bare with me.``<br />…<br />Anyways, back to the perioded single-word text, right after this line break. <br />Hey, welcome back. SO```<br /><br /><br />`` I suppose you could bear with me, but how are we going to shake the it?^<br />``` I’m sorry; I totally didn’t mean to yell that “so.” It should have been “So.”<br /><br />^ And since absolutely no one is going to get that reference,^^ I’ll add that I could be persuaded to be beered with, but as the double feature mentioned, I’m good just hanging around drunken folks. <br />^^ I wish I didn’t get the reference, but my brother made sure that it would forever be scarred in my brainial tissue. <br />^^^ While I didn’t cover the emphasis possibility, you can probably figure it out.”<br /><br /><br />I’m not ENTIRELY sure why I was hating on Bloggaday 336 – Single word texts with a period so much. Granted, it was a horrible premise, but I think the execution came off not terrible. At the very least, I deemed it good enough to toss into the Third Great Trigady. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday337 <br />“or send your Verizoninjas after me.<br />…<br />After all, it’s got 3G.```<br />…<br />Well, shitake mushrooms weren’t cooked up, because… well… I don’t eat mushroom, but I digress.<br />…<br />``` Granted, it is AT&T 3g, but nonetheless”<br /><br /><br />I almost wish that “or send your Verizoninjas after me” was the only bit I took from Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1. Come on? Wait a minute, why did I ask “Come one”? That was just poor punctuating. Well, I ended up spreading the hate to Verizon AND AT&T, so I’m not companyist. <br />Yeah, I’m just babbling. “Type to you all real soon.”<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday338 <br />“They replaced it with a shmexy box. Now, when I wrote this, I was going to put a picture of my box on here, but that now seems entirely inappropriate. <br />…<br />The lazy-to-need ratio just isn’t right for me to do so yet.<br />…<br />^.^<br />”<br /><br />Bloggaday 338 – In Yo Face! Pt 2 is the follow-up release by Bloggaday Author David Dysart and his wildly unreleased post, Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1. <br />I will tell you, there are still a few little nuggets of gold in the original post that I didn’t add to the clipshow. I suppose if you want to go panning for gold, you should probably go read the actual post ^.^<br />But no, there’s no pictures of my box on there. You have to buy me dinner for that -_o<br />Hmm, -_o doesn’t really feel the same as ;)<br />Meah. Onto the next clip!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />100,000 mile or 3 year Warrantee by TheMiSPoNe<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Infused with the 3rd Great Trigaday, the Bloggaday Author came free, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday357 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-13898151048932440312011-02-12T20:48:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:49:25.046-08:00Bloggaday 356 – The Third Great Trigady pt 11Bloggaday 356 – The Third Great Trigady pt 11<br />By David “Avi Sutten Kabrick” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday323<br />“My Awesome Tweets One (MAT1)<br /><br />I knew there would be a day.<br />A day when the ideas would stop coming<br />A day when the Bloggaday machine would fail. A day the people of the internet would sing songs about.<br /><br />My good Bloggaday Readers, today is that day.<br />Rejoice not internet peasants. <br />I knew a day like this would come so I devised a plan. <br />A plan so horrible<br />A plan so despicable. <br />A plan that will scare the children at the end of every bedtime story for years to come. <br /><br />RELEASE THE TWEETS!<br />…<br />: Jackoff of all trades, understander of none<br /><br />My research has proven that teens+cameras+wheeled transportation = schadenfreude. I wonder if I was working with a sample bias though <br />…<br />Of course Big Balls isn't about dancing. It's a social commentary on Victorian England and mandates of an Oligarchy culture O_o”<br /><br /><br />Bloggaday 323 – MAT1: Mandates of an Oligarchy Culture had been sitting in the chamber for quite some time. As the intro suggests, it’s just been waiting to get dropping into the Bloggaday feed. The thing is though, I didn’t finally release the tweets because I ran out of ideas. I just wanted to fill a couple of spots with already done Bloggadays. I needed to see how long this, The Third Great Trigady would end up being, and to do that, I needed to actually get clips from all of the Bloggadays. <br />Well, I think that’s all the rambling I’m going to do on the subject. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325<br />“It’s time to say goodbye, so long, farewell a… avee…<br />…<br />So today marks the sixth` and final Santos Manuel Student Union Observation Paper. <br />The absorbing darkness of her grey sweater paired with the melting blue of deep denim pants and her utter stillness sparks thoughts of random observers and wandering students. “Is she some new piece of art making some obscure point sitting outside the pub?” Rather “Val” is her name or her title, she stays at her table, independent and unaffected by the background. Inky-black slip-on shoes shelter her feet, striving to be mistaken for a pair ballerina shoes’ older, emo cousin<br />…<br />` Yes, folks, I can spell numbers as well. I’m just usually too lazy to do that.”<br /><br /><br />Bloggaday 325 – SPF PWND: Santos Manuel Student Union: An Observation pt 6. Yeah, the cuddling just wasn’t as good as the money shot. If you are confused or bewildered, then you obviously didn’t read my comments on part 5 clipshow. You should really go do that. While you do, I’ll just move onto the next Bloggaday clip. I’ll see you there. Just hurry back. <br /><br />Sorry, while you (maybe not you in particular, but your fellow Bloggaday Reader Companion) were gone, I decided to go all meta with this post, so I’ll add one last clip from Bloggaday 325<br /><br />“Twitter Tag``<br />Hey, I’m just cuddling with the Santos Manuel, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325<br />…<br />`` I actually wrote the clipshows before posting this Bloggaday. The cuddling bit of the Twitter Tag is actually a reference to that. Hey, you should probably go read that. It’ll be towards the end of the Bloggaday”<br /><br />Yeah, that just happened. I subscribe to a Timelord theory of time travel. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday329 <br />“I had two things to do: Make a kunai for myself and a jumbo key for my nephew since he’s always had an affinity for keys. I think he was just easily distra oooo shiny…<br />…<br />A little taste of how bad they looked… I was in a hurry and it was hot. <br />That beltsander walked away with a chunk of my thumbnail though… That basta<br /><br />rd. Hey, look at that unfocused after shot. Unfortunately, all of these pieces must be shaped exactly right… Something I obviously didn’t find that pressing at the time.” <br /><br /><br />I don’t many Caption Narratives make it to the clipshow, but The Third Great Trigady includes one this time. There’s nothing too great about this particular one, but Bloggaday 329 – A Caption Narrative: Naruto Kunai: By David “The Table Hidden in the House” Dysart had a decent opening, so I decided to let live on in the Third Great Trigady. If you’re not familiar with CNs, then I would like to direct you to the link preceeding the first line. It’ll hold your hand while you learn about it. Oh, and there’s some pretty pictures.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday330 <br />Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER!<br />By David “The Man With The Meaning, The Guy Who Has The Gist, The Newbie Dabbler With The Novel Dreams” Dysart<br /><br />I am the vanguard of boughten. Conform or you shall be smote down upon the building blocks of grammar<br />March 30, 2010 8:21:26 PM PDT via Echofon<br /><br />I am the master of Boughten. Remember this f---ing face. Whenever you see Boughten, you'll see this f---ing face. I make that s--t work. It does whatever the f--k I tell it to. No one rules the Boughten like me. Not this little f--k, none of you little f---s out there. I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all Boughtens! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f--k. Then I rub my nose with it.`<br />…<br />Ah, the nap. Foreplay of sleep<br />11:15 PM Mar 14th via TwitBird<br /><br />Do I need to make that Jay and Silent Bob reference a third time?<br />But really, is nap the foreplay of sleep? I think my initial thought may have been wrong. Your nightly routine like brushing your teeth is probably more of the sleep foreplay. <br />Napping is probably more akin to sleep masturbation. Not quite the whole thing, but when you don’t have time to get it done right, you have to improvise. <br />Yeah, I think I have all of this squared away now. <br />…<br />In the social interaction system, there are people considered especially heinous.<br />September 15, 2009 9:46:59 PM PDT via web<br /><br />Yay me! I pissed somebody off and came up with a Law and Order spoof opening. Twitter doesn’t take long enough posts though. It’s probably for the best though, the whole thing was a bit on the rough side. <br /><br />In this group, there is a special ability that their members possess.<br />September 15, 2009 9:46:57 PM PDT via web<br /><br />Oh, hey! Apparently I decided to break it up into several tweets. See how smart I can has been in mah past. >.><br /><br />They have the ability to make others slam the table in anger and storm off. I am now, one of these people.<br />September 15, 2009 9:46:41 PM PDT via web<br /><br />And scene. Great job everyone. <br /><br />Um, woot woot, I saw Mr. Happypants in a live show tonight, terrible opener though, some guy named Brian Brushwood.<br />11:05 PM Sep 9th, 2009 via web<br /><br />You don’t have to believe me, but this was amusing. Enough so that I got a message from Mr. Shwood himself. <br />Wow, that sounded dirty. <br />Mr. Happypants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvl9PZU5AU <br />…<br />` I actually brought this fact up when a certain Billings said, “Boughten” just a day or two ago.”<br /><br /><br />Wow, I copy/pasted A LOT of content from Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Even that title I considered good enough to be a clip form the show. But come on, that’s pretty brilliant. <br />Eah, it might not be as brilliant to other people. It’s got a bit of personal history with me (Boughten, not the title). Technically, “boughten” isn’t a word, and I’ve gotten grief from my psych teacher about it (hence the tweet). The whole Jay and Silent Bob thing was just a thing of beauty I stumbled into when I was putting MAT together. There’s more history with it, some of which was touched upon in the blog post. <br />And come one, sleep foreplay? How badly do you just want to give me money for entertaining you so? Damn, I need to do this kind of stuff more often. <br />Other stuff worthy of clipshowness was excluded from The Third Great Trigady, so if I was you, I would hop on over and read the original Bloggaday. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday332 <br />“As I thought about the looming business that threatened to devour my coming future, I decided I wanted to get lost. These words are my yellow bricks.<br />…<br />I want to get lost in you<br />…<br />I want to get lost with you<br />…<br />I want you to want to get lost<br />…<br />I want you to get lost in me.<br />…<br />I want us to get lost… If but for a moment<br />”<br /><br /><br />Ugh, horrible poem is horrible, but it has some structural merit if you know where to look for it. TO do that of course, you’d have to read it on the original post. I’ve only included the last line of each stanza here.<br />If I have end up having ABSLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING AT ALL to submit to The Sand Canyon Review, I might end up submitting it, but there’s not a chance in heck that I’ll attach my name to it. Hmm, I need to com up with a pseudonym. Maybe Avi Sutten McKay. Sounds good enough to me. Hell, I think I have to do it anyways just so I can use Avi Sutten McKay. Though, looking at that, I wish my new last name started with a “k” and didn’t have the “Mc” in front of it. That way, my initials could be ASK. Hmm, I’ll have to give it more thought. <br />Well, don’t just sit there reading at me. Go onto the next clip!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Ron Brown’s Free Money by TheMiSPoN<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />And the Bloggaday Author accepted the Third Great Trigady and took it in, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday356 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-58411414455913416272011-02-12T20:44:00.001-08:002011-02-12T20:44:29.777-08:00Bloggaday 355 – The Third Great Trigady pt 10Bloggaday 355 – The Third Great Trigady pt 10<br />By David “Good Dim” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday317 <br />“Chuck: Huh?<br /><br />Tom: The beginning of yesterday’s post and that right there were our last song’s lyrics.<br /><br />Chuck: Are you sure?<br /><br />Tom: … No, I’m just screwing with you…<br /><br />Chuck: Okay, that’s what I thought. Should we recap our songs?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You know the figment relationship between two characters are bad when one says, “… No, I’m just screwing with you…” is sarcasm and the other just believes he’s being screwed with. You know what? I should see if this can be generalized to real people =P (Where P means real people ;))<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday318 <br />“The cycle continues as old students leave and new students enter, freshly recruited from classes relieved by teachers, not bells.<br />…<br />Amongst the filling emptiness that is engulfing the unusual couch, a woman fulfills her true slothful nature as the last remaining Student of the Roundseat.<br />…<br />She’s clad head-to-toe with her mask of choice. Restrictive black denim stretches across her legs, finding relief in the artificial slashes running horizontal from seam to seam. Blinding pink leggings scream from behind the pristine jeans and lead the eye up to the fluorescent white shirt that covers mocha skin drowned in milk and sugar. To finish her ensemble, a skimpy denim vest sits on her shoulders, squawking like a parrot to signal her alternative statement in rehearsed and proofread words. Devoid of headphones blasting the Ramones or some minimalistic grunge, the quasi-random tones of dozens of students making chat so small offer her the perfect melody for her mental stillness.<br />…<br />Once the book fails to inspire even boredom, she snaps the cover to seal the knowledge begging to escape.<br />…<br />An eye-roll later, she streams through screens with practiced thumbs.<br />…<br />Listening to<br />In the Garden of Eden… Sorry, I pronunciate”<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Part 5 was my Santos Manuel money shot. Part 6 is just the Santos Manuel and me snuggling. I don’t recall if it was any good or not, but ask me about this climax and I will regale you with vivid details. Even the “Listening to” tag was good. I actually laughed out loud when I read it for the clipshow. It’s another one of those things that I forgot. <br />I don’t know if I just hit a really good skid of posts to write about, or if I’m just giving my own horn a good polish. I also seem to be making an exorbitant amount of sexual innuendos. Innuendo? Inherendo! (Bazinga) Yeah, I need to stop typing now. <br />But real quick. Read this Bloggaday. All joking aside, I think I did a good job with it. I sat down with some Taco Bell and started watching the environment for this paper, so I saw her and built the description in my head as I ate. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319 <br />“I like me some cake.<br />…<br />I’d almost say it makes the cake a lie, but that’s just me and not a pop culture reference at all. <br />“Known Borrower.”<br />…<br />“You Are.”<br />…<br />“Chronic Bater.”<br />…<br />“Donkey Rubber.”<br />…<br />Listening to<br />My mind distract me with the possibilities of a blind-shoot<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Click now and get TWO Bloggadays for the time of ONE, now and only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319”<br /><br /><br />The Bloggaday Double Features started popping up more and more often. I started running out of posts and still had a surplus of ideas. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: FrOStinG dRAg, A Bloggaday Double Feature covered frosting a capchta. This is all a bit out of context though, so for some semblance of sense, visit the actual post. Yeah… Have fun with that. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321<br />“Hmm, I wonder how many times I can work the word “seven” into a paragraph. I think I would like to say “seven” seven times. I imagine had this been the seventh paragraph in this post, it would have been rather easy, but alas that’s not the case. I mean, how many times can you work “seven” naturally into a paragraph that doesn’t really describe anything with seven of something in it. Ha! In a second, I’d’ve now said “seven” seven times…<br />… Damn. <br />…<br />And I don’t think a wicked stepmother would let her have seven male roommates to keep her company. <br />I suppose her mother could have been shot within the first 5 minutes of the story, and if she had daddy issues, that would explain her chronic seeking of older men. And if her dad left, geeze, that would explain why she collected them like damn pokemon. <br />…<br />If I ever get around to watching it somehow I definitely need to write a wee bit of fiction with that whole Seven Deadly Sins angle. If I get a burner under myself, perhaps I can submit it to The Sand Canyon Review and their March 18th deadline. But how will I ever know what their rules for submission are? Maybe if I looked at the jpg of their awesome flier for this year: http://tiny.cc/scrflier<br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Pixel, pixel, on the screen, who’s the wittiest of the all, only on Bloggaday? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321”<br /><br /><br />Now, I didn’t suck all of the funny out of this one and plop it into the clipshow. I definitely left some meat (Oh, good dim, I’m funny) on the bone for you to go read and fork at the original post. If you need to know a topic, it’s about my lack of knowledge of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. <br />But come on? That seamless transition into a shout-out for the Sand Canyon Review? That was a thing of beauty right there. A masterpiece if you ask me. Really something worthy to submit to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com and get published in one of the premiere art and literary magazines in Southern California. <br />Now, nothing in part 2 of this post was really good enough to give it its own clipshow spot, but there was some decent stuff it, so I would recommend giving it a shot. I even plugged somebody else. But who? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday322<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Who Would Win in a Fight by The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network (TheMiSPoN)<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />He looked upon the raw Trigady and saw that it was good, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday355 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-71361860523273014722011-02-12T20:42:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:43:05.495-08:00Bloggaday 354 – The Third Great Trigady pt 9Bloggaday 354 – The Third Great Trigady pt 9<br />By David “The Post” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.<br />“Tom: Meah. It’s an okay song. <br /><br />Chuck: The whole stocking thing is over. Are you actually going to do that voice all Bloggaday?<br /><br />Tom: Nah. I think I’m done. I’ve had a sore throat all week from it. <br /><br />Chuck: Yeah, I imagine that would take a toll on your throat.<br /><br />Tom: It’s either the voice or your wife had a sore fallopian tube and it’s communicable.<br /><br />Chuck: …<br /><br />Tom: …<br /><br />Chuck: That doesn’t even make sense. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ah snap, esophageal cancer and a communicably sore fallopian tube? I’m on fire. Though I wish I would have pointed out that Chuck’s wfe could have communicably sore fallopian tubes though, since Chuck’s were just fine. It even would have been a seamless comment from the whole “That doesn’t even make sense thing” line. Dim it all. How did I miss that?<br />Well, the Christmas Day post of the Bloggaday was rather meah, but the build-up was, in my in-no-way-humble opinions pretty spectacular. In fact, if you wanted to experience the brilliant ectasy yourself, you can read them here: (Yeah, that build up isn’t going to disappoint anyone either =)<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315 <br />“B: Well, they found that have an above-average penis in length offers a gyroscopic affect.<br /><br />A: Bullshit!<br /><br />B: No, aside from the increased balance, it lowers the center of gravity and improves overall speed.<br />…<br />My fingers invaded my pocket, grabbing at the wires leading them to ear buds, but they pulled out a tangle not to be outdone by the most groan-worthy unearthing of Christmas lights.<br />…<br />I opened and checked around. What the? “Why is it dark?”<br />“Because it’s 10 o’clock. You’ve got to leave.”<br />“No, it’s like 9.”<br />“Nope,” he said. “10.”<br />“No, a.m.. A.M.!”<br />“Excuse me?” another voice came.<br />“Hey?” I said looking around. “That’s a woman’s voice isn’t it?”<br />“S’pose so.”<br />“I’m dreaming, aren’t I?”<br />The man looked back, “Considering what I just snaked out of the toilet, I really hope so.”<br /><br /><br />Ah, RAD…<br />I’m writing this February 1st, but this particular post isn’t even up on the interwebs yet (yeah, Bloggaday got a bit screwy). I have several posts floating around my computer ready to be posted, but I don’t think RAD ended up getting too much love. Well, it wasn’t the only unsuccessful theme post to fail. Hmm, I think I might have to make a Bloggaday about the various failed Special Editions of the Bloggaday. <br />I will say, there was some more decent stuff in the post, so you should go read it (obviously, it’s up on the internet by now)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315 <br />“Tom: Hey, Chuck. <br /><br />Chuck: What’s wrong, Tom? <br /><br />Tom: Do you have the time? <br /><br />Chuck: Time for what?<br /><br />Tom: To listen to we whine about nothing and everything all at once.<br />…<br />Tom: Yeah, “Tragedy” is actually, in the words of a physics guy, severely mediocre. <br />…<br />Tom: Lastly, we have<br />“Basket Casket”<br />by<br />Green Day<br /><br />Chuck: Hmm, that’s another one I haven’t heard before.<br /><br />Tom: Welll… you’re about half right on that front.”<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />As I said after the last clip, these weren’t posted as I was compiling the clip show. I started reading this one, and was puzzled about the time comment. I thought maybe this was the post where Chuck started freaking out and hurried Tom to finish (the post…). But I thought, “But that was a while back.”<br />Then I read the Green Day lyrics and awesomeness ensued. The word document wasn’t tagged with a song, so I figured it was an incomplete Bloggaday with just an intro or something. I wasn’t thinking this post, which I had fun writing, and judging from my babbling, even more for reading. <br />Lately, as I’ve been writing these clipshow posts, I wish my comments could be after a clip rather than after all of the clips. If I could do that, I would have said something along the lines of “Hey! Callback!” after the “severely mediocre” thing. I can’t really do that though. So all I can do now is tell you that it was an inside joke, something that I called the physics guy out on when he said.<br />I also would have like to have made a comment about that last clip. Maybe something along the lines of a slow draw, “Iiiit’s funny because Tom was speaing the lyrics earlier…” But then, that doesn’t really work in the written form. It needs to be said aloud. So I suppose it’s a good thing I don’t do a running commentary of the clips. I would have looked mighty stupid.<br /><br />And wow, I had just written the “I” in that last sentence when “Basket Casket” came on in my iTunes.<br />Crazy<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Bad Credit? Okay! No Credit? Okay! Mike Schmidt? Okay! Year 2 Episode 22 by Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy podcast <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />And The Bloggaday Author wandered the coding of the Trigadies, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday354 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-70622484288657846602011-02-12T20:39:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:41:17.028-08:00Bloggaday 353 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 3Bloggaday 353 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 3<br />By David “doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch” Dysart<br /><br />Now, our young Johnny here is my favorite character from The Rookie. Hence, why I wrote a fan fic about him, but to get back on topic, he plays MLB (Defense in football, not Major League Baseball) for the protagonist team, The Krakens. It’s revealed later in the book that he has a brother who also plays in the GFL. Ju plays Running Back (Offense), so of course there’s bound to be some… tension between the two. <br /><br />You can find the other posts at:<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday339 <br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 <br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353 <br />(Note: Links only become live once the post is put up)<br /><br />The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas<br />Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl. Already broad shoulders sagged an inch as he examined it from new angles. Why didn’t he get a football? He was smart enough to play football, and not just be another grunt with a gun. <br />Ju yelped again. “Mommy, time me to see how long it takes to run to the kitchen!” As he rested a hand on his thigh, he shifted from foot to foot. <br />Johnny sneered at the punk’s enthusiasm. His gripped tightened on the plastic. <br />As their mother yelled, “Go!” Johnny could hear Ju’s hmph, but it was the imperceptible steps pumping from the boy that triggered Johnny’s movement. <br />Johnny slipped back a step and started his swing. He pivoted on the turf and threw the gun into the arc. This will show him, her, all of them.<br />At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two. <br />The gun chunk spun into the air until it smacked the wall. The football, however, floated into the air before coming back down; it bounced against the younger brother’s chest and tumbled away. Johnny spun what remained of the butt of the gun to the grass. <br />He looked up to his mother’s shrill gasp. She backed into the couch and fell as the boy began stepping towards her. She clawed deeper into the seat, but Johnny just swooped down and palmed the ball. In a double step, he was already standing over Ju. <br />His younger brother clutched at his nose, the red slickness covering his face and staining the natural carpet. He rocked from side to side, more dramatic than his foot-to-foot shifting from earlier. <br />As Ju began slamming his own head into the ground, Johnny knelt over him. Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”<br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Remember, you’ve got to cover up, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 #ScottSigler #Rookie #Tweedy<br /><br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-85919167573291753222011-02-12T20:31:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:32:26.798-08:00Bloggaday 352 – The Third Great Trigady pt 8Bloggaday 352 – The Third Great Trigady pt 8<br />By David “Neurotic And Dichotic Self-Image” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309 <br />“By David “Stuffing Your Wife’s Stocking” Dysart<br />…<br />Tom: Ho ho ho! It doesn’t sound like you’re filled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck.<br /><br />Chuck: Please stop talking like that.<br /><br />Tom: Do you know who is spilled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck?<br /><br />Chuck: Why are you doing this to me?<br /><br />Tom: Well it was your wife, Chuck.<br />…<br />Tom: Well, your heat was out, so I had to keep your wife warm aaaallllll night. <br />…<br />Tom: I know it’s a bit early, but I also filled your wife’s stocking. <br />…<br />Tom: Yep. I filled it to the furry brim. <br />…<br />Tom: It was so full, my nuts were right there hanging out. I guess you could say I was nuts-deep. <br />…<br />Tom: Yeah, but that was just some of the treats I brought. First, to make sure the stocking was ready for me, I had to stick my fingers in.<br />…<br />Tom: But to my surprise, my whole hand went right in. <br />…<br />Tom: I don’t think I was the first to stuff her stalking that night.<br />…<br />Tom: No problem, Chuck. As I was saying. As I started stuffing your wife’s stocking, she started reading from the Bible. <br /><br />Chuck: The Bible?<br /><br />Tom: Well, I didn’t recognize the verse or anything, but she kep-<br /><br />Chuck: Anything else?<br /><br />Tom: Oh, the stocking! I started of with a jumbo-sized candy cane.<br /><br />Chuck: Candy cane you say?<br /><br />Tom: Yes, indeedy. I made sure to wrap it before I stuck it in. I didn’t want any germs or nasty bacteria to get on it or anything.”<br /><br /><br />Oh, I had far too much fun doing the Christmas edition of the SotW. For those not in the know though, SotW 30 ran http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314. <br />The reason why this particular SotW ran so long is because for 4 of them, Tom is talking about how he “stuffed” Chuck’s wife’s stalking. So, if you find that sort of humor a good thing, then I would go give them a read. If, however, that’s not your thing, I would probably skip the clips from those upcoming posts, because Tom did quite the job stuffing her stocking. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310<br />“Chuck: Haven’t you humiliated my wife and I enough?<br /><br />Tom: Ho ho ho! Not even close!<br />…<br />Tom: Yeah, as soon as I got the gingerbread package out, it was hard. (Don’t you hate it when that DOESN’T happen though?)<br />…<br />Tom: Yep, the gingerbread man was hard and ready to stuff your wife’s stocking…<br />…<br />Tom: It was stale, Chuck<br />…<br />Tom: You’ve got that right, Chuck. Luckily I had a toy with me.<br />…<br />Chuck: Oh, what kind of toy was it?<br /><br />Tom: It was just a toy. Don’t push it, Chuck. But guess what!<br />…<br />Tom: Well, you might not know this, but it’s an old Christmas tradition to fill stocking with nuts and fruits. ( I didn’t know about the whole fruit and nut thing until my mom told me that that’s what she used to get. Well, armed with that knowledge, how do I not use it here?)<br /><br />Chuck: Good Christ…mas. What fruit could you possibly have stuck in my wife’s stocking?<br /><br />Tom: Well, your wife’s stocking looked like it needed a… banana!”<br /><br /><br />Well, I don’t want to spoil EVERYTHING that was said in SotW part 2, so if you want more (just like Chuck’s wife apparently), then you should definitely go read it in its entirety. And if you want to read the other parts, just go to these pages: http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.<br />But as for this Bloggaday, I still had a blast writing it. Come on, San Tom broke Character to keep Tom in line. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday311<br />“The reason why I was so nervous about this paper is because of my previous papers. The first couple of papers I got 10/10’s. I even read one of my papers out loud along with a couple of other students. My paper just before this one though, I got a 7/10. <br />…<br />shoes. The amalgam of swirling colors has obviously kept him safe by bewildering raging bulls despite their lack of color vision. With the bopping of his steps, they seem to leave a trail of afterimage graffiti, forever engraving themselves in the minds of innocent bystanders.”<br /><br /><br />I didn’t include that first paragraph because it was good, but because I mentioned “paper” 5 friggin times. Now, I often will drown a paragraph in a certain word over and over again because it amuses me. I don’t remember making that choice though…<br />AS for the description itself, I’m not sure if its any good or not. I left out a line or two that I would have liked to of included, but I’m not even sure if what I added here was really good enough for a spot on a clipshow. Well, that’s enough of gingerbread man neuroses, back to the Christmas Special<br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312<br />“Chuck: I hope you get esophageal cancer talking like that. <br /><br />Tom: I don’t know what that is, but for your wife’s sake, I hope it’s not communicable.<br />…<br />Tom: Well, I had to lay down some serious pipe!<br /><br />Chuck: You laid pipe?<br /><br />Tom: I surely did! I knew after all of this, your wife would need a smoke, so I brought an antique smoking pipe. I knew she would love it, so I gave it to her.<br /><br />Chuck: And she liked it?<br /><br />Tom: I’d say. My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!<br />…<br />Tom: Well, I also brought some major lumber to the party.<br /><br />Chuck: Lumber? How so?<br /><br />Tom: Well, I hand-crafted a jewelry box and put a cherished family heirloom in there. <br /><br />Chuck: How sweet of you, San Tom. <br /><br />Tom: Yeah, I know. But just the thought of my family jewels in your wife’s jewelry box brings a smile to my face. <br />…<br />Chuck: But of course, there was room for one more thing. <br /><br />Tom: Of course! It was tight, but I put my Prince Albert in there too.<br /><br />Chuck: AH, TOM!<br /><br />Tom: What? Didn’t you ever have an action figure of Prince Albert of Sax-Coburg and Gotha when you were a kid? A few years ago, your wife mentioned how much she loved the feel of a good Prince Albert, and I finally found one. <br /><br />Chuck: You are an odd little man. You know that right?<br /><br />Tom: Ho ho ho!<br />…<br />Tom: Ho ho ho! Sure you can. All Pearl Harbor’s Eve. All 4th of July’s Eve. It actually makes it better! Ho ho ho!<br /><br /><br /><br />Jeeze, out of the gate, I’m swinging for the fences. Esophageal cancer? I’m not going to H E double hockey sticks for that, am I?<br />I’m sorry, but, “My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!” I don’t care if I am going to hell. That was funny. <br />As always, I didn’t copy/paste the ENTIRE thing (Just most of it), so there are a couple more jokes for those who would like to visit the post and read the whole thing. After all, you’ll never understand All Pearl(ha, there’ll be more pearls in the next SotW) Harbor’s Eve unless you read the original post. <br />If the entire post and the serious lumber isn’t enough for you, you can read the rest of the Christmas special at these links<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313<br />“Tom: Well, where was I? Ah, that’s right. So far, I had put my jumbo candy cane, a hard gingerbread man, a toy, banana, Woody, a pipe, some serious lumber, my family jewels in her jewelry box, and lastly, my Prince Albert in your wife’s stocking. <br /><br />Chuck: Yep. What’s next? The kitchen sink? Maybe you’re going to start herding animals two by two into my wife’s stocking.<br /><br />Tom: Ho ho ho! Nothing like that. You’re wife’s stocking was at the brim! I couldn’t even get my nuts in there, so they just rested on the patch of fur on your wife’s stocking!<br />…<br />Tom: Well, I had to give her my package. <br /><br />Chuck: Jeeze. How did I miss that one?<br /><br />Tom: Unfortunately, there wasn’t anymore room in your wife’s stocking. I tried cramming it in there, don’t you know?<br /><br />Chuck: Oh, no. <br /><br />Tom: It wouldn’t stay though, so I had to pull out. <br /><br />Chuck: No, please.<br /><br />Tom: Well, your wife couldn’t wait, so she started working my package with her hands. <br /><br />Chuck: Come on.<br /><br />Tom: Honestly, she was so excited, she even used her mouth… To tear the wrap, I mean.<br /><br />Chuck: DO you really have to do this.<br /><br />Tom: I think that she liked the ribbon I tied on my package. It made it so festive. <br /><br />Chuck: Uh huh.<br /><br />Tom: Well, she was getting a little tired, so I helped unwrap it. <br /><br />Chuck: Did you now.<br /><br />Tom: Yeah, and when I finished, she was so happy to get the pearl necklace. <br /><br />Chuck: You son of a… You gave my wife a pearl necklace…<br /><br />Tom: Well, of course. I think she knew what was coming though. Just before I finished and pulled the wrapper off, she rested back and pulled her hair up. That’s a woman who’s gotten a pearl necklace or two, Chuck. <br />…<br />Tom: And have a very Merry All Christmas’s Eve. <br /><br />Chuck: Ohh…<br /><br />Tom: What is it, Chuck?<br /><br />Chuck: Tomorrow’s Christmas. I don’t even have a present for my wife. <br /><br />Tom: Can I suggest a pearl necklace? She really seemed to love it whe-<br /><br />Chuck: No! Enough with the pearl necklaces and Woodys and your hard f#$&!%@ gingerbread man! I need to concentrate now. <br /><br />Tom: Hey, Chuck?<br /><br />Chuck: What is it, Tom?<br /><br />Tom: What did you get me for Christmas?<br />…<br />Listening to<br />Music and dogs barking. Sadly, not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg<br /><br /><br />Listening to (cont)<br />Actually, fortunately it’s not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg<br /><br /><br />Listening to (cont)<br />I’d hate not to be able to write anymore Bloggadays because I blew my brains out listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg<br /><br /><br /><br />Honestly, my neurosis and dichotic self image is on a level that rivals Miske Schmidt of the 40 Year Old Boy Podcast, but I was so excited for that necklace part to come up (Bazinga). It’s been a couple of months since I wrote it, so I forgot all of the little nuances of it. It made me so happy to read it. It definitely made me feel awesome about myself (why don’t I need to be giving out gingerbread men now?). Why can’t every Bloggaday be that awesome? Well, I suppose they could all be at the same level of awesome, and I’m just grossly overestimating how much awesomeness I crammed into that particular stocking. <br />Believe it or not though, I don’t think I copy/pasted the entire post, so feel free to go to the post and read it. I mean, at the very least, you’ll get to reread the pearl necklace part. And come on, can you honestly tell me you DON’T want to do that?<br />Oh, and you can read the other Christmas Special Bloggadays here:<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Vultures by Nicole Atkins <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The Bloggaday author found himself scorned and ostracized, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday352 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-1264727250375335822011-02-12T20:28:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:29:54.608-08:00Bloggaday 351 – The Third Great Trigady pt 7Bloggaday 351 – The Third Great Trigady pt 7<br />By David “Tachyon Binary Radiation” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday300 <br />“PLEASE DO ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxZwp9HvikY<br />a parody of <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_880251&v=514IEcgz1Q8&feature=iv<br />…<br />Google: Blog and space.<br />…<br />Google: If you value your success over your complete destitution, listen carefully Bloggaday Author. Google buys out and advertises on everything it rests its eyes upon. It leads a payroll so massive it consumes forests every payday, so vast it has its own barbershops. All the Sky-net Google requires is this: a simple offering of blog and space. A token of Bloggaday's advertisement of Google. You run a few blogs to promote Google and offer space on your website for us to run Google Ads on. <br />…<br />Me: You bring the URLs and profits of contracted sellouts to my computer’s screen! You insult my Mac. You threaten my readers with junk and shopping! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Googler. Perhaps you should have done the same.<br />…<br />Me: Madness? THIS IS BLOGGADAY!<br />…<br />Yay, total destitution!<br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />For post 300, there’s a video telling you exactly where you are, only on… Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday300<br /><br /><br />Bloggaday 300 marked a wee bit of a landmark, so to celebrate, I made a video parody of the messenger scene from the movie, 300. It took me soooo long to finally do it, but I had a couple good reasons. I needed the taco bell paraphernalia (The initial concept was a commentary of advertisement, but I ended up shying from it. I couldn’t let it go entirely though). Also, there was another reason or two, but I’m not going into that here. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday301 <br />“8. What foods do you dislike?<br />Fish, olives, mushrooms (thanks for the start, Joy), most birds, vegetables, a lot of fruits, healthy stuff, gravy, baha sauce (like a lot of sauces), meatloaf, sushi, cardboard, foodstuffs, unsweetened chocolate, etc…<br /><br /><br />10. Favorite salad dressings?<br />None. I take my leafy greens extra dry, shaken, not stirred.<br /><br /><br />13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?<br />Scotland, Ireland (and might as well England since I’d be over there anyways), Greece (with a quick lay over in Italy), and Japan.<br /><br /><br />14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?<br />A cup too large for this use.<br /><br /><br />40. Do anything spontaneous lately?<br />After looking up this “spontaneous” you speak of, I would have to say no. <br /><br /><br />42. Broccoli?<br />After looking up this “broccoli” you speak of, I would have to say no. <br /><br /><br />This was another one of those tagging things that bounced around Facebook. I did it and subsequently waited a month before posting it because of that blasted 300 video. There were some other good answers in there, but I think I’ve post enough for today. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday302<br />“Chuck: Look, Tom, I have no interest in doing a part two for this one. Let’s just get right to it. <br />…<br />Chuck: Tom. <br />…<br />Chuck: I’m serious. Just get to the songs. <br />…<br />Chuck: No description. Move on to the next song.<br />…<br />Chuck: Just do it.<br />…<br />Chuck: SONG TWO!<br />…<br />Chuck: SONG TWO!<br />…<br />Chuck: OUR WINNER?<br />…<br />Chuck: NOW!<br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />A short Song of the Week 29 for the Bloggaday Readers… somewhat like Kurt Cobain’s life, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday302”<br /><br /><br />SotW 29 was shhhoOORrrt. Actually, it was short, but not quite THAT short. It came in at just over 350 words, so meh. I think imaginary Chuck may have been on his imaginary period. I mean I’ve never imagined him like that before. And trust me, I’ve imagined him at his best and his worst, his highs and his lows. I mean, you haven’t really imagined someone until you’re imagining holding back his imaginary hair as imaginary vomit gets all over your imaginary shoes…<br />Imagine that…<br />Male periods…<br />Anyways, I wasn’t actually going to post this in the clipshow untul I saw the joke I made in the Twitter Tag. SotW was kind of a Nirvana week with all of the songs being from the band. It’s the last thing you read, and I thought it was pretty decent. I wouldn’t say it went out with a bang or anything…<br />>.><br /><.<<br />^.^<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday303<br />“10b) “Watching Airplanes” by Gary Allan I really really like this song. /_ You see that? That was a period. PERIOD.<br />…<br />18) “Harder to Breathe” by Maroon 5<br />My feminine side’s heart was broken when it found out that only one Maroon 5 song could be on the DDC. You could say I was in Misery, but I Can’t Lie, that’s Just A Feeling, and I Don’t Know Nothing, especially when I Stutter. Sorry, I Can’t Stop, just need to Figure It Out while I have a Little of Your Time. I’ll tell you a Secret though, The Sun will always give me a Shiver on Sunday Morning, especially when I’m Tangled with This Love… … … So yeah, I just picked one… OOHRAH! <br /> …<br />20) “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers <br />Hailzya. If you don’t smile at this song, then I would advise checking your soul. You must’ve misplaced it.”<br /><br /><br />This is another one I wasn’t going to drop in the clipshow, but I’m just a wee bit proud of working 15 song titles into 60 words, 30 of which were used for the titles. That’s 50% of the words were song titles. Basically, every other word was a song title. Yeah… I just blew your mind huh? I’ll give you a second to clean up a little bit…<br />…<br />…<br />…<br />Other than that, I don’t really have much to say about this post. I suppose then I should just move one. What do you think?<br />…<br />…<br />…<br />Sorry, you’ll have to speak up. <br />…<br />…<br />…<br />A little bit softer.<br />…<br />…<br />…<br />No, you have to make sure you’re resonating with your computer. Doing that will create a surge of tachyon binary radiation that will let me hear your answer and write accordingly.<br />…<br />…<br />…<br />Really? I’ll just move on and forget you ever said that. Some people. I swear…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday304<br />“Two women prance in from the chilled air trailing their path. <br />…<br />“Cathy,” the one with the receding blondeline, holds no argument against it as she curls into the chair, the conversation a good book and the rich, golden ottoman a cozy fire.<br />…<br />They share a smile as they pack, and they’re off again half-cocked into the crowds to make their escape from the agony of their weekly study session.”<br /><br /><br /><br />Santos Manuel Student Union: An Observation pt 3 finally had people in it! It wasn’t a very good Bloggaday, but I finally finished all of the surrounding description. I think I had a couple of good descriptions of people for this assignment, but none of that happened in this part of the paper. I will say though, I was rather proud of myself coming up with “receding blondeline” to describe brunette roots creeping up on a blonde dye job. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday306<br />“Pardon the dangling participle. I fear my grief for you has had a detrimental effect on my grammar<br />…<br />Sure, WWII produced a noble and patriotic generation of hardened veterans and draft dodgers, and sure, the 60's turned that hatred and grief into love and understanding, but our generation has married these two ideologies and those from the generations since then to produce the naturally selected brilliance that is... US.”<br /><br />The Commencement Ceremony Tickets Bloggadays were… interesting. Starting http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday305 and ending in http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday306, it covered an email I sent to a class-wide email I got asking for commencement ceremony tickets. (Proper title for the Bloggaday huh?) I just shot back a ridiculous (and rather long) email to inform her (him?) that I didn’t have any tickets. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307 <br />“First, let's examine the occurrence of unpunctual punctuation. When periods don't occur at a desired and preset schedule, women freak OOOUUUUT. I haven't had any occasions when this missing period is replaced by a semicolon, but I theorize that this would solve the problem. Guys, if you are in a relationship with a woman, I would recommend stocking up on these. Do tell me if it doesn't work though. I have a more drastic plan that involves a comma and an "and," but it is only to be used as a last resort since at times, that comma must actually be a semicolon still. But, I will jump off that bridge when I come to it.<br />…<br />One problem often associated with the misplacement of periods and other punctuation is the consequential form of dyslexia. Once hysterical about the missing period, women often must use a "p" in the following sentence. I'm unsure of the problem women have with "p"’s after missing a period, but they often do it very quickly. This obsessive requirement to write a "p" after a missed period is so well documented and so engraved into the psyches of women that an entire industry has been built around it.<br />…<br />Listening to<br />Man on the Silver Mountain by the Ronnie “The Double Rainbow” James Dio<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Today, I demystify why women freak out over missed periods and compulsive “P”ing, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307”<br /><br /><br />Yeah, Women Explained: Missing Periods and the Compulsive “P” That Follows is about me logically tackling the occurrence of what happens when women miss a period. And of course, the subsequent “p” that follows a missed period. Honestly, these (part 1 and 2) are definitely some of my favorite Bloggadays. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday308<br />“Currently, I'm unfamiliar with the nature of the contraptions that women buy for missed periods, but I do know that woman often put "p" on them. I'm not sure if this is just some form of therapeutic relief, but almost every case I have ever heard of of a woman missing a period has resulted in the purchasing of one of these devices. I'm also not sure of the exact nature of these things, but there appears to be some form of test built into them. It sounds like they rank the user as either positive or negative, so it could test the association of personality outlook and the occurrence of missed periods. <br />This could mean that the industry could just be trying to solve the problem of missed periods as I am. Perhaps I should contact one of these companies and compare notes. This may be a bad assumption though since I've heard several accounts of these "tests" being exceptionally difficult. But couple this with the excruciating wait I've often heard associated with them, the difficulty could be attributed to the patience aspect of the test.<br /><br />Lastly, I've heard that some women who miss their periods and don't find proper relief from the devices they "p" on, actually visit a doctor. I haven't confirmed these reports, but I imagine they are seeing psychiatrists to help them deal with this issue. Unfortunately, this is just an assumption on my part, but I feel it is likely right. I would have to assume they would seek psychological help since their compulsive "p"ing offered little relief from missing their period. I have entered the psychological field to test this theory. <br />After making this decision though, I overheard a woman say, "Actually, I'm on the pill ever since missing my period last month." Since psychologists aren't able to prescribe pills, these women must be visiting a psychiatrist. While they posses infinitely inferior psychological skills than a psychologist, they do have some training in the field as well as posses the ability to prescribe pills. If you have any knowledge or theories on the matter, your input is welcomed. <br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Everything you ever wanted and not wanted to know about women missing their periods, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday308”<br /><br /><br />Yeah… Epic paragraphs are pretty epic. I definitely needed to shorten them for Bloggaday 308 – Women Explained: Missing Periods and the Compulsive “P” That Follows pt 2. Never mind, I arbitrarily just broke the paragraphs up. Meh, I’m tired. I think I might go lie down. I’m quite pleased with these Bloggadays though. So I suppose what I’m trying to say is, “GO read my two Bloggadays!” I’ll even repost the links http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307 http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday308<br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Tiny Dance by Elton John<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />With panic running throughout social media and the blogging environment, only because of Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday351 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-76012868804147873512011-02-12T20:26:00.001-08:002011-02-12T20:26:54.207-08:00Bloggaday 350 – The Third Great Trigady pt 6Bloggaday 350 – The Third Great Trigady pt 6<br />BY David “Part !‘,:-)” Dysart <br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday293 <br />“It Was Day Starter. One Way Ticket, Yeah<br />It’s cold, colder than it has been the last few days… if that’s even possible. At least it’s clearer today. I can actually see the guides when they’re within ten feet of me. Yesterday though, I couldn’t even see the hand in front of my face, rather it was one of the guides’ or my own. That there had turned back a few of the climbers, but I was determined to reach the top of Everest. I know I wouldn’t be the first, but it’s still an accompli-<br />Eee eee eee<br />Wait, what was that? <br />Eee eee eee<br />The blinding white fades to utter darkness as the sound continues to blare. After a moment, I blinked into a new scene that continued to ring before I finally slapped the snooze. With a smile, I dig deeper into the blankets to continue my voyage for another seven minutes.”<br /><br />This was one of two shorts I posted in Bloggaday 293. The second one was about an orange… Yeah, I didn’t add that one to the clipshow. Because of that though, I posted this one in it’s entirety. Nothing spectacular, but I thought it was Trigady-worthy. But I suppose you’ve already picked up on that though… Since I posted it and all of that…<br />…<br />…<br />Okay, Snaps is the name of the game. The name of the game is snaps<br />Listen carefully<br />/Snap Snap Snap<br />/Snap<br />Right?<br /><br />Got it? /Clap<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday294 <br />“Finally… the Bloggaday h a s come back… to its roots<br />…<br />But meh. ONTO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH!<br />…<br />but I suppose the argument could be made that I’m just a mindless drone that get’s his wants and desires from TV<br />…<br />Except of course the fact that I’m not a furry.`<br />But wait, I have an actual argument against the PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH! I’m out of words though, so join me in a few days<br /><br />` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI``<br /><br />`` It’s funny because he’s red :-/”<br /> <br /><br />294… yep, 294… Well, I made the clipshow for theis post particularly vague on purpose. I’ll even give you the name of Bloggaday, but you’ll still be lost. Bloggaday 294 – Adding Color to the Gene Pool PART !<br />And yes, I meant to make that 1 a !. It’s also funny because of that :-/<br />I’d like to think that they’re relatively decent Bloggadays, so you could give them a whirl. Especially if you have some curiosity as to WTF they’re about. I will tell you, the red furry elmo thing is HILARIOUS! It just needs some semblance of context. <br />It was also really fun to slam back into the Bloggaday as it was meant to be. I remember the resurgence of the Commencement Ceremony and Women Explained Bloggadays. Those are grade A Bloggaday material right there. Bloggaday 305-308 http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday305 <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday295 <br />“Tom: Oh my f--k--g f--k! Do we have a week of f--k--g songs for you folks!<br />…<br />Chuck: Fine, I’ll bite. What’s the big deal?<br /><br />Tom: Well… … ….<br /><br />Chuck: Are you okay, Tom?<br /><br />Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m just hyperventilating a little bit. <br />…<br />Tom: Well, it looks like the SotW is going multi-postal.<br />…<br />Listening to<br />NOTHIIII!!!IIIII!!!ING!!!!!!III!!!!!”<br /><br /><br />Oh so much hype from Bloggaday 295 for Song of the Week 28. Though underneath all of the hubbub is the music support system that I utilize to propagate the Song of the Week. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday296<br />“Chuck: Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to part two of Song of the Week 28. I am Chuck.<br /><br />Tom: And I’m Tom, and of course, I’m still about to blow my musical loa-<br /><br />Chuck: TOM!<br />…<br />Chuck: Wooooooooo<br /><br />Tom: …<br /><br />Chuck: …<br />…<br />Tom: Straight to the point… I like that… It’s a good quality to have… Don’t let this town take that away fro-<br /><br />Chuck: TOM!<br />…<br />Chuck: And what possible relevance does that have with the SotW?<br /><br />Tom: Absolutely none, but I’m just trying to piss you off by stretching 28 out as lon-<br /><br />Chuck: TOM!<br />…<br />Tom: Okay, okay, okay. Have a great Twednesday, everyone.<br /><br />Chuck: Really? Twednesday?<br /><br />Tom: What’s wrong with you? First you hate on the Muesday, and now you don’t like Twednesday?<br /><br />Chuck: It’s stupid and childish”<br /><br /><br />Dun dun DUUUUN! What could Tom possibly have said to counter this heinous insult? What witty retort did he lay down to fend off Chuck’s blow?<br />For some reason or another, I made Chuck go through this fit where just didn’t want to do the Song of the Week. I wonder why…<br />Also in this post was the introduction of Twednesday, which if anything sounds more like a weekly schedule of tweeting on Wednesdays. It is however, the younger sibling of Muesday. I’m guessing by now you might know Twednesday mean, but if not, never fear. I’m sure they’ll make another appearance on the Bloggaday one day. Perhaps even on two days, maybe a Wursday. Yeah. I’m just that creative. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday299 <br />/moviephone guy<br />IF YOU READ ONLY ONE BLOGGADAY THIS YEAR… YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE DISSAPOINTED IF THIS WAS IT…<br />/moviephone guy<br />…<br />So, quick story thus far:<br />Amongst the battlefield of hyperlinks, Bloggaday Author David Dysart has admitted to his Bloggaday Readers that his “types” are redheads and Asian women. Upon this explosive revelation, he realized that his attraction, the most basic of human motivations, may have been subliminally altered by popular culture and his choices of televised entertainment. <br />While he used humor, a classic psychological defense mechanism, he has promised his readers an actual refutation to this conclusion. <br />And now, the exciting conclusion of… Adding Color to the Gene Pool<br /><br />So my argument that I’m not just another subliminally mindf#@%ed American`, is that I’m not a huge Blonde guy. Hmm, perhaps I should rephrase that.`` <br />…<br />I’m saying that I’m pretty much of the pansy of genetics.<br />…<br />` Yay, more links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmEZs_Kcms <br />`` Seeing as how I’m blonde and 6’2”<br />``` If you don’t believe me, just challenge me to a little one-on-one in the half-court.````<br />```` Or basketball for my friends who are even whiter than I.”<br /><br />And so wraps up the whole “Adding Color to the Gene Pool” plotline. I suppose if you were curious about part 1 when you read the clips, you could have just the read the recap clip I’ve included here and got a pretty good picture of what part ! (Yes, that’s still on purpose) was about. Though the brilliance of red furry elmo might still be lost on you, and that would be a shame. Well, I’ll just point out that I think I did a good job refuting the pop culture thing, but I’m aware that my argument is in no way bulletproof (ah snap! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUsbpmQ9-mc). That, and I could use a little coloring for my milk ‘,:-)<br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Gold by Prince <br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The 3rd Great Trigady’s spread, enveloping Facebook and Blogger, not only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday350 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-31491806291524927222011-02-12T20:20:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:21:39.119-08:00Bloggaday 349 – The Third Great Trigady pt 5Bloggaday 349 – The Third Great Trigady pt 5<br />BY David “Great Music Sage and the way of the 6 Genres” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday288 <br />“Chuck: Hello and wel-<br /><br />Tom: It’s okay, Chuck… I’ve got this. Hello and welcome to Tom and Chuck’s Song of the Week. I am, of course Tom, and with me is my little-known co-host, Chuck. Thank you for reading this and tolerating him. <br /><br />Chuck: This is because of that Disney tweet Bloggaday, isn’t it?<br /><br />Tom: Oh, you mean when Bloggaday Author, David Dysart said, and I quote, “so it’ll go until the next Song of the Week with Tom and Chuck.”<br />…<br />Chuck: Meah, there are six styles of music.<br /><br />Tom: Is that so? And what are these 6, my Great Music Sage<br /><br />Chuck: Well, first off, we have Rock.<br /><br />Tom: And this would include metal, grunge, punk, and stuff like that?<br /><br />Chuck: Yeah and some of that alternative stuff they have nowadays.<br />…<br />Tom: Well, of course. Was that it?<br /><br />Chuck: Actually, there’s one more.<br /><br />Tom: Really? Rock, Country, R&B, Classical, and Pop doesn’t cover every single song ever produced?”<br /><br /><br />SotW 27 was a decent Bloggaday. If you want to learn more about Chuck’s take on the 6 music genres, I suppose you just have to read the Bloggaday. If you want to read what inspired the whole shpeal at the beginning, then let me direct you over to The Exaggerific Disney Tweets. I don’t recall which one it’s in, so I guess you’ll just have to read them all ^.^ uh, I mean \/.\/ sorry. <br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday285 http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday286 http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday287<br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday289 <br />“Chuck: Wow, no respect for the older stuff, eh?<br /><br />Tom: This coming from the man who would classify Ozzy, Bob Dylan, Metallica, and Days of the New as the same genre of music.<br /><br />Chuck: Damn straight. <br />…<br />Tom: Well, this is where the flustercuck came in.<br />…<br />Tom: Yep, a true Cinderella story this week. “Dreamer” came in from the number 3 seed to win the whole thing. <br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Song of the Week 27 wraps up and pronounces it the Ozweek, for the great and powerful Oz has spoken”<br /><br /><br />So this was just the wrap-up of SotW 27. I continues to riff on the whole Great Music Sage and the way of the 6 Genres (I’m too lazy to make this a more accurate Naruto reference). Of course, since it’s Ozweek, I had to make a Wizard of Oz pun. I don’t think this one’s really worth a read though as long as you read the clips.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday290<br />“Sitting adrift the desert of Southern California, a building dots the landscape. On less of a grand scale, it’s an impressive building, but<br />…<br />The sway in the light’s positioning gives them the appearance of a constellation of some great snake that once held its place in some long-forgotten lore.”<br /><br />These clips came from and SPF PWND that ran for 6 consecutive weeks. The paper was actually an assignment from my English class where we had to describe 6 people. Of course, before I could do that, I had to set the scene, which is what the bulk of this Bloggaday was. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday291<br />Then I moved onto the skating rink, which was… interesting. I think for about 70% of the time, I looked like a ninja getting attack by a swarm of evil bee-wasp hybrids. <br />…<br />My Awesome Sweatband of Awesomeness`` was doing a fantastic job at keeping me from falling.`` That is until the “incident…”<br />…<br />UPDAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE<br />The fall resulted in a 4+-inch bruise on my shoulder. ```<br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Hey! I skated. Yeah that’s it, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday291 #KidWhoDeservedAFlyingElbowRideStraightIntoTheHardwoodFlooring<br /><br /><br />‘ Insert witty doggy-style joke here<br />‘’ I got my Awesome Sweatband of Awesomeness because I didn’t have any short-shorts to skate in’’’’<br />‘’’ Eerily close to where one would wear a badge……<br />‘’’’ … Because… you know… you have to have one or the other…’’’’’<br />‘’’’’ Right?<br /><br /><br />Because you know, those damn evil bee-wasps are making a real menace of themselves lately. I will tell you though, Awesome Sweatbands of Awesomeness are a great bee-wasp repellent. Only for the evil ones though. The bands don’t seem to have much effect on the mischievous one. <br />It’s kind of funny because I was asked if I actually like going roller skating or if I was just going because everybody else was going. Hmm… Roller skating is fun, don’t get me wrong (or some other fitting cliché), but it’s not something I would ever do alone. I wouldn’t say to myself, “Hey, I’m going to go do some roller skating.” So while the group dynamic associated with it is a must for me to go to the skating place, skating is a fun activity that I do enjoy. Unfortunately, I wasn’t as clear or as concise when I was actually asked. The following Bloggaday was part 2 and had some decent stuff in it, but I’m going to skip it for the slip show. If you want to read it though, just go here -> http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday292 <br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Chocolate by Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />But the horror that The 3rd Great Trigady would never be forgotten, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday349 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-30000163016428435312011-02-12T20:18:00.001-08:002011-02-12T20:18:40.747-08:00Bloggaday 348 – The Third Great Trigady pt 4Bloggaday 348 – The Third Great Trigady pt 4<br />David “The Mother F |_| @ |< ! |\| % Bloggaday Author” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday281 <br />“Tom: And what a Bloggaday it will be. <br /><br />Chuck: Really, do you have something special for us today?<br /><br />Tom: No…<br /><br />Chuck: …<br /><br />Tom: …<br /><br />Chuck: So we shou-<br /><br />Tom: Actually, I think I can swing that.<br /><br />Chuck: What?<br /><br />Tom: Something special.<br /><br />Chuck: Okay, go ahead.<br />…<br />Tom: Actually no, it just means I’m easily influenced by advertisement.<br />…<br />Chuck: Wow, was the lead singer dead for that music video?<br /><br />Tom: What gave it away, the fact that he wasn’t IN the video except for ghostly out-of-place cameos?<br /><br />Chuck: Yeah, that was actually. What’s next?<br />…<br />Chuck: Oh, when they’re in the competition and she does the this?<br /><br />Tom:… Well, since this isn’t a video, you might want to refrain from just doing a dance move. Second off, that’s NOT the scene. It’s when they’re at the house. <br />…<br />Tom: It very well might be, but I don’t care enough to go through all of the old SotW’s to find out. <br /><br />Chuck: I can’t very well blame you.<br /><br />Tom: You know what, Chuck?<br /><br />Chuck: What’s that, Tom?<br /><br />Tom: We might ACTUALLY get this SotW done in only ONE post.<br /><br />Chuck: Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve done that, hasn’t it?<br />…<br />Chuck: We’re already running long, and yesterday’s post was like 700+ words.<br /><br />Tom: Well, close us out, Chuck. Nothing’s stopping you.”<br /><br /><br />SotW 26 was actually a really solid post. I finally managed to write a Song of the Week that only lasted one post. |\ |\ /| /| |\ |\ /| /| (That’s the happy dance emoticon me does from time to time). No one part was out-of-the-park funny, but it was consistently good all the way through. But that’s just me. An objective observer with no humor might say it wasn’t any good at all. Meah. While I think I copy/pasted most of the post, I would still recommend it as a read. Some of the stuff is funnier in the proper context and build-up. <br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday282 <br />“Nostrilstruck: The Very Best of Smelly Metal<br />…<br />After sniffing more metal things in an hour than I have ever done before in my life and nearly getting stuck in my dryer,”<br /><br /><br />BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. I love that title. So much so, I want to get shite-faced and just keep mumbling how much I love that title and have it be socially acceptable. I had to write about the smell of metal for my English class, and this was the title. Nostrilstruck = Thunderstruck (ACDC) pun. The Very Best of Smelly Metal is a play on a “best of” album for random Metal bands. I still love it though. <br />Alright, onto the next clip. Ah, yes, the dryer. Come on, that’s awesome. Who almost gets stuck in a dryer? Who would subsequently put that in a scholastic paper? Who would cold-clock future readers by putting that as the first line? Who would then read it the following day in front of the entire class (knowing that was the case)? David “The Mother F |_| @ |< ! |\| % Bloggaday Author” Dysart. That’s who. <br />Other than that, there were some decent lines, but considering how much I rambled on about the first two things, I think I’ll just exclude them from the Third Great Trigaday. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday284 <br />“Rocky Mountain Fresh Horror <br />Lastly, I don’t really drink. I’ve had alcohol, but I’ve never been off my ass or anything. Well, I’ve got myself a bottle of Jack Daniels, a laptop, and a future Bloggaday post saying that’s not going to be true for long.<br />…<br />As my Final Thought today, <br />I’d like you to answer a short survey.<br />Do you like Elvis? Or maybe Little Bo Peep<br />How about “Slutty” Matterhorn or 92 Dalmatians?<br />If so, then the next three Bloggadays are completely 4 U<br />”<br /><br />So parts 1 and 2 of Rocky Mountain Fresh Horror were HORRIBLE. The only mildly redeeming points were the title (Rocky Horror picture show and the whole “Rocky Mountain Fresh” tag line for Coors) and the two quick clips. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday285 <br />“2 world famous famous jungle cruise 6:19 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone <br /><br />While it would appear that I added an extra “famous” to my tweet, it will always be doubly famous in my heart… >.><br />…<br />4 the haunted mansion and the first "slutty" Alice 7:29 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone<br />I’m calling it… 7:29 and the first slutty costume… The line for Pirates was long, but I think this might have been the longest line of the night. It’s close either way. I must say though, I enjoyed both the Nightmare Before Christmas-themed Mansion ride as well as the first slutty outfit of the night. <br /><br />And... "slutty" Indiana jones??? 7:48 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone <br />But wait! A ways into the line, I spotted, oddly enough, a slutty Indiana Jones. I know, weird, right? And it was “slutty,” not “studly.” <br />…<br />Listening to<br />The redeeming acting of Frenchy Stewart”<br /><br /><br />I enjoyed the Exaggerific Disney Tweets and of course, The World Famous Famous Jungle Cruise. I will say though, I was somewhat bewildered with “Slutty Indiana Jones.” <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday286 <br />“Elvis's wig has left the building 9:28 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone<br />Oh, Elvis… I saw this guy SOOOOOOO many times at the park. In lines, while walking, luckily not while peeing. It may have been a bit awkward and messy had he started to do windmills at the urinals. <br />Anyways, for some reason, when I saw him this time, he didn’t have his wig on. I saw him several times later that night though with it on. Hmmm… Must be a Carl’s Jr. employee trying to screw with me. They do that, you know. O_O<br />…<br />It's a bit disheveled, but Elvis got his hair back 10:08 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone<br />Little known^ fact: “How the Emperor Got His Groove Back” was actually an adaptation of a screenplay called “How Elvis Got His Hair Back.” It was also adapted again to make “Bubba Ho-tep.” Quite the diverse bit of fiction in my book.<br />^Hmm, I think I misspelled “false” as “known.” I think there also should have been a comma after that “Little””<br /><br />Exaggerific Disney Tweets 2 was actually pretty good. If you were only going to read one, I might just suggest it be this one. They were all pretty solid, but I’m not going to just copy/paste the entire post.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday287<br />Awe there's a corella deville with a few Dalmatians... And a black-spotted white jacket. ;-( 10:30 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone <br />Hmmm, Cruella De Vil. Much punnier than I would have assumed. CRUELla de* VIL(lian). <br />There was a group of folks in Dalmatian costumes with her. I didn’t have time to count all of the people in costumes, but since Cruella was wearing what appeared to be a Dalmatian stole, I’m guessing they weren’t in the triple digits. ;-(<br />…<br />Weaksauce. Step up your game, Autopia.<br />…<br />12 submarine voyage 11:24 PM Oct 15th via Twitter for iPhone<br />Now, for our 12th (ELEVEN!)** ride, we hurried to the submarine, but I went into this ride pretty fresh, but that’s because I don’t go to Disnayland often, and this ride has been closed for quite some time, and I don’t really remember this ride from before that, but now it’s got this Nemo theme, which is new apparently, but after the ride, they didn’t let us out for a really long time, so I thought that was weird, but I do have to say, there was some really good air bubble work to make it seem like we were going down, and even though it wasn’t that believable or anything, I still think it was pretty well executed, and… and… and?<br /><br />12 o'clock and # 13 - Space mother frackin mountain. Ending the night right 12:14 AM Oct 16th via Twitter for iPhone<br />And here is why I wish I wouldn’t have squandered a ride count on the hectic entrance. If I hadn’t, Space mother frackin Mountain would have been our 12th ride at 12 o’clock (midnight pacific time). It was a good ride. I’m not a huge rollercoaster guy, so I didn’t use to go on Space Mountain very often. They don’t bother me anymore, so this was a good one, some really sharp turns though. I can see why my dad lost his pager on there once. <br />They were doing some kind of special theme for Space Mountain. I’m not sure if it was because of Halloween or what, but the added creepy factor was kind of nice I suppose, even though it wasn’t that much. I got hella blinded at the end though. That was just cruel…la”<br /><br /><br />Oh, cruel…la. I slay myself sometimes. I definitely would shy you away from reading this one either. There was some pretty decent word groupings here as well. If you read the first and was curious about why naming the hectic entrance as ride # 1, then this is the post you might have some urge reading since it explains the “why” (though I included the clip that explains it, but I want you to read the actual Bloggaday, so disregard what I’m saying right now… except don’t disregard disregarding or what I’m going to type after the parenthesis). <br />After all that though, I got a bit… less reserved. I don’t tend to be that fast and loose with my sexuality (unless it fits into humor and conversation with certain groups of people) when I’m just launching comments out into the interwebs and whatnot. Heck, you can see how much turmoil I was in writing the “Have You Met David” Bloggadays with the “introduction.” Actually, you probably never read them, but I was very deflective in the intro of the posts and tried to persuade people to not read them. Anyways, I wanted to say something after the “That was just cruel…la” comment, so I started my commentary. Here’s the end of the post and me being a bit more “fast and loose”<br /><br />“Well, right would have involved bopeep, but still a solid, if not happy ending 12:30 AM Oct 16th via Twitter for iPhone <br />Ahhh, the last tweet of the night. If you remember from my last tweet, I mentioned that Space Mountain “ended the night right.”<br /><br />All in all, it was fun. I don’t go to Disneyland often, but it was weird not hitting many of the essential rides like Peter Pan, Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, Star Wars Yada Yada Yoda, and Toon Town was closed by the time we made our way over there. <br />My brother is coming down from Northern California for Thanksgiving,*** so we’re going to Disneyland again for that as well. I suppose I could DisneyTweet again, but it won’t be the same without Elvis, Bo Peep, and “slutty” Indiana Jones. D-:”<br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Sexy Mother F—ker (still) by Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />But with the 2nd Great Trigady only a distance memory, fear settled, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday348 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-17738858136949448032011-02-12T20:15:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:16:29.763-08:00Bloggaday 347 – The Third Great Trigady pt 3Bloggaday 347 – The Third Great Trigady pt 3<br />By David “Lifetime Movie Gag” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday278 <br />“WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJvGxVgIlA<br />Original here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54 <br /><br />Since I just posted a WEEK of fiction content, NO PWND FOR YOU!<br /><br />A few weeks ago, I declared my triumph over the rock wall. If you missed the tale, then you can go read it at http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday260 and http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday261. If that’s too much hassle though, you can just wait for the Lifetime movie that I’m will be made of it in the very near future. If that’s STILL too much work, then let me break it down for you. <br /><br /><br />This is a story all about how<br />My Belay got flipped-turned upside down<br />And I’d like to take a minute just hang right there<br />And tell you how I became the pimp of a Rock called “The Wall”<br /><br />In Southern California born and raised <br />In front of the TV is where I spent most of my days<br />Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, <br />…<br />and I’m not super awesome great with heights,<br />…<br />0_o 0_- 0_o 0_- 0_o. That was supposed to be a twitch.”<br /><br /><br />Overall, this was a pretty mediocre Bloggaday. There was some good stuff there, but you’ve just read everything that was worth reading. To start, you’ve got the Wall video. After that, a little soup nazi. Then the Lifetime movie gag. Solid stuff right there >_> Then the Will Smith/Fresh Prince parody. After that, you have to skip a bit to get 3 superlative describers. Finally, to close out the clipshow for that post, emoticon me developed a tick. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“presumed wingman<br />…<br />hangings out”<br /><br />Horribly embarrassing Bloggaday is embarrassing, but I quite thoroughly enjoyed both terms. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“I work my way through the little bottleneck of folks entering the gym and finally get over to them, somehow slipping out of my climbing harness and gym clothes and apparently falling into a tux among the crowd of people. Weird, I know. Due to upcoming events, I came to assume it was the presumed wingman, but more on that later. <br />…<br />Your Honor, I ask you. How was I supposed to assume this was anything but an “introduction?”<br />…<br />I suppose that brings me back to my original point:<br />People are killing me. Flat and simple really. <br />…<br />Twitter Tag<br />Don’t mind the ramblings of the socially inept in “Have You Met David?” Part 2, only on Bloggaday<br /><br />`` The names have been changed to protect my ego.<br />``` BAM! Lawyered!<br />```` It’s 2 o’ clock in the morning as I write this, give me a break. <br />`````` Jeeze, I had to pause to spell burying for a second. My brain couldn’t get off of bear.^^^<br />…<br />^^ Perhaps I should rename the posts “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources”<br />…<br />^^^^^^^^ If only 2 or 3 people = me being funny, then I only need 1 or 2 more people to read the Bloggaday, and I could be hilarious all of the time.”<br /><br /><br />This all came from part two of embarrassing Bloggaday is embarrassing (that’s not the name of it by the way, just in case you wanted to look for it. Funny note though, I got drunk with Yada (the cute redhead I was introduced to) and yada yada yada, she read these two Bloggadays because of what I ended up saying. Wasn’t as bad as I thought, but I suppose that may be due to the fact that she ended up NOT being in a relationship. Yada yada yada, yay for gay husbands. <br />Despite my hope that nobody ever read this particular Bloggaday (and the on before it), this was actually probably one of my best ones. Though it does have 15 end notes (which is way to many and utterly ridiculous if you ask me {I mean, who puts that many notes in a blog post? [I’ll tell you who (Me{ That’s who})]})<br />Also, since I was giving kudos to those who knew what “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources” was from and what it described, this is as good a time as any for the big, humongous, and gigantic reveal (ha {thrice more I use superlative describers}). “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources” is from The Drew Carey Show. I labeled his failed sex tape (And it wasn’t haha fail, it was “Wow, I never thought I would be prairie doggin’ a tear after watching the most horrible break-up in the history of mankind when I was just trying to watch porn with a roomful of guys with hard-ons” {Oh… my… fu… I wish I had another clipshow so I could put “Wow, I never thought I would be prairie doggin’ a tear after watching the most horrible break-up in the history of mankind when I was just trying to watch porn with a roomful of guys with hard-ons” in it}) that. At somebody’s bachelor party, it almost got played since it was kept in a place where tapes of an adult nature were apparently kept. <br />Wow, I almost wrote an entire Bloggaday about that… (When you count these end notes) (Ha 13 ??? end notes) (Muahahah! This one makes it 15)<br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Sexy Mother F—ker by Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The unavoidable destruction of The Great Trigadies was much feared, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday347 <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-82926880448071995602011-02-12T20:11:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:13:00.536-08:00Bloggaday 346 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 2Bloggaday 346 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 2<br />By David “fingers easily wrapping around the handle” Dysart<br /><br />Hmm, I may have oversold the writing. There seems to be quite a bit of repetition and some meah parts. It could definitely use a good once-over. A good spit-shine and it would be running smooth. Guess what I’m not going to do though?<br />Damn right. <br />I guess I could offer some background. The Rookie is set in the future, where football is the dominant sport that holds together an uneasy galaxy housing many races that aren’t terribly fond of each other. <br />The book itself has been described as the Godfather meets Star Wars meets Any Given Sunday. It’s a rather good read. The original podcast (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=293777178) is more geared to adults, the print version (http://www.scottsigler.com/gfl) was retooled as a young adult book. <br /><br /><br />You can find the other posts at:<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday339 <br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 <br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353 <br />(Note: Links only become live once the post is put up)<br /><br />The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas<br />Once Johnny’s eyes focused back on the mushy mountain on his fork, he realized he had stopped eating. How could stop eating just from thinking about the presents. His eyes widened as they looked beyond his fork and to Ju, who had already made up the difference and was actually scooping into the lead. He resumed the shoveling, fighting for the finish again. <br />Even though Johnny’s refined licking skills closed the lead, Ju was already up and rounding the table by the time Johnny had cleaned his own plate. With the chipped porcelain still wobbling on the table, Johnny fell in line a step behind his little brother as they raced from the table. Their feet went from clacking on the tile to digging into the mykoceae turf. <br />Johnny remembered his dad talking one time about the grass. It was actually some kind of mutated fungus. It was tough and didn’t need dirt like other grasses. All they needed to do was leave the windows open and pour that green water on it every day. Who cared if it was cold at night? That just made him tough. Their stadium was the only one in the whole galaxy to use it, and their living room was carpeted with it! It was the best living room on the whole planet. It was a football living room. <br />Diving for his box, Ju reached the tree first. Johnny skidded to his own present and began tearing at the wrapping. As he worked through the layers, he again began thinking about the grass. His dad was the league MVP, and all he wanted was a chunk of the grass for his home. They gave it to him because you couldn’t say no to the MVP of the whole league. You couldn’t say no to his dad. They wouldn’t be able to say no to Johnny when he got old enough to play; he would make sure of that. <br />The wrap was off of half the box, but Johnny didn’t give his brain enough time to recognize the pictures and colors. He drove a fist through the cardboard and tore away the nuisance that kept him from his gift. He grabbed the matte black finish, fingers easily wrapping around the handle. <br />Johnny shot to his feet and whipped it up to silhouette against the window. It was the P56 Carboin, the same kind Marcus used on his favorite show. His eyes lit up as they scanned through every mechanical switch and knack. That is, until his brother shrieked. <br />A rumbling brought an airtanker that eclipsed the room from the light of the window. With the return of the sun, Ju was bouncing into a spiraling catch. The boy’s new football spun between his body and arm. “Touchdown!” he screamed, following it up with his rendition of a muted crowd roaring as he surveyed the room. <br />Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl. Already broad shoulders sagged an inch as he examined it from new angles. Why didn’t he get a football? He was smart enough to play football, and not just be another grunt with a gun. <br />Ju yelped again. “Mommy, time me to see how long it takes to run to the kitchen!” As he rested a hand on his thigh, he shifted from foot to foot. <br />Johnny sneered at the punk’s enthusiasm. His gripped tightened on the plastic. <br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />I Just Wanna Run by The Downtown Fiction<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Have you ever heard of mykoceae turf? If not, then YOU don’t have a football living room #ScottSigler http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday345 <br /><br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out <br /><br /><br />football living roomDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-8320465184101779352011-02-12T20:09:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:10:26.019-08:00Bloggaday 345 – The Third Great Trigady pt 2Bloggaday 345 – The Third Great Trigady pt 2<br />By David “Doesn’t Have a Leg To Stand On” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday267 <br />“Tom: After you hit 30, do you have to go to the gynecologist more often, or do they just figure you’re fine with that once-a-year schedule you’ve been on?<br />…<br />Chuck: You said, “first off,” but only made ONE point.<br /><br />Tom: ? Oh, sorry. Um… I don’t remember. Sorry ’bout that though.<br />…<br />Tom: Freya and Asher actually do a pretty true cover to the original… except… you know… the whole lead singer being a woman thing.<br /><br />Chuck: Well, given the style of 80’s hair-rock bands, they probably get all dossied up in a very similar fashion. <br /><br />Tom: Haha, nice one there, Chuck. I think that’s the first funny thing you’ve said in our 24 SotWs together. <br />…<br />Tom: Sorry. <br />“Sweet Child O’ Mine”<br />By<br />Myles Kennedy w/ Mother effin Slash”<br /><br /><br /><br />I actually would have changed this a bit knowing what I know now. A while back, you may remember that I did the first SotW Special, A Very 8-Bit Special that was just a bonus, not one of the weekly segments. I wish I would have done that with this post. It’s themed enough that it didn’t really need a weekly SotW all to itself. <br />SotW 24 did revolutionize all future SotW’s though. I started linking to the youtube page from here on out. As you can tell from the link I included in the clip above here, I’m a fan of Slash.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday269 <br />“Villagers had begun amassing in the center of the village, falling upon the beast’s path, but they did nothing but offer their bodies up as fodder to the beast’s rampage. Arrows bounced off its skin without marring it, fire merely blackened its misshapen body, and swords crumpled in its massive fists. Twice as tall as any opponent, it cut down villagers and reprieved the murders with the crushing of cottages and shacks. Taking patience with the destruction, it set fire to whatever rubble remained after its wreckage and laughed a sickly cackle at the sight. <br />…<br />The moving mountain let out another laugh that echoed throughout the valley. With a timber that shook the rock beneath their feet, it spoke, “And who are you to speak to me like that? You let half your village burn before threatening me with boys and feeble men.”<br />…<br />Listening to<br />Guacamole Ukulele Song (Less ridiculous than the last 10 minutes of the Lions/J-E-T-S game) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJ4WHnapU0”<br /><br />I think FU2 kicked off a pretty decent week of fiction. If you can stand my writing, I would recommend it. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Fiction http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday270 <br />“I have introduced myself once this lifetime. I intend on not doing it again!” the stones roared. “If you truly wish to know my name, leave and await for the survivors of this massacre to spread my name across this land like the plague I shall soon become on its peoples.” (Granitos)<br />…<br />“No, so that when I kill you, you can speak of Xylon, the one who extinguished your time on this earth and will soon join you in Hell.” (Xylon)<br />The smile returned to Granitos’s face as he said, “It is you who shall await my return to Hell, and once we come together again, I will torment you for nothing more than my amusement.” <br />As the beast lumbered forward again, Xylon lifted the bow and slung another arrow, this one striking the hip of the beast. It went down as it tried to plant an undersized foot and collapsed to a still-limp arm. With hatred boiling in the beast’s eyes, it looked up from the billowing dust and screamed, “For a thousand million sunsets, I will torture you in Hell!” (Granitos)<br />Xylon smiled at the thing and slid from his saddle. He drew a sword from his saddle, the blade an engulfing blackness that drank the light of the fire. He began crossing the desolate distance between the two, a grin never even leaving his eyes.”<br /><br />I enjoyed this Bloggaday. So much so, FU 3 will grab a spot amongst my favorite Bloggadays. I may have to return to writing this story and get it back into PWND rotation. I have a bit of the stpry bible figured out in my head, but I’m not sure if I ever wrote it down. If that’s that case, I may HAVE to start writing it soon. For instance, Ivan of Tyre is the… uncle? of the current general of the king’s army. Ivan himself being a disgraced commander who was able to retire to the small village due only to his friendship with the king. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday271 <br />“Dirt and rocks were ground into the handle of the blade as Granitos began to vibrate. “For those words, you shall never speak again! I will rip your tongue out before I crush you into the sands!”<br />“With your shaking and offish fingers?” Xylon laughed. “I think not.”<br />…<br />“This beast of Hell is nothing more than pestilence from purgatory!” Xylon laughed again. <br />…<br />“I am not as kind as the pathetic villagers or even yourself. I could make the offer for you to leave, but I will make no promise that you would keep you life.” The two paused before Xylon jumped from its chest with a shrug.<br />…<br />With a quick trot, Xylon caught up with the creature and palmed its head. He fought a quick thrash, but brought it to his eyes. He cocked his head before saying, “Do tell the demons and devils I will be coming. They really should prepare for their own demise. I will soon bore of extinguishing this world.” He threw it back into the ground and spun his sword in his hand. He planted the tip in the crack of its neck and drove the blade down.<br />…<br />Listening to<br />People question my football knowledge”<br /><br />And so it’s revealed that the savior of the village is actually quite the evil character. Yay character building. FU 4 was another fun one to write, but it’s nothing to write home about. If you’d like a little more story though, the hellbeasts actually come in waves. There are previous Granitos’s running around the planet. This last one though, just met his doom rather quickly. <br />At least, that’s how it’s working out in my head.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Fiction http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday272 <br />““Thank you, Sir!” a familiar voice came. Xylon turned to an older man that continued on, “You have saved us from that monstrosity and rid the earth of a terrible creature. We are forever in your debt.”<br />Xylon greeted him with a nod. “Very well, then kneel.” <br />“Beg your pardon, Sir?” Ivan puzzled<br />With a frown and pouted lips, Xylon repeated, “Kneel. I have decided that this village is mine, and as such, I am your god. What would you propose as a proper greeting to your god?“ he finished with a cocked head.<br />…<br />Ivan coughed a mouthful of blood before he managed to raise his eyes. With a scowl chiseled on his face, he said, “You came to our people posing the hero, but the great beast spoke the truth. You cannot hope to catch every man from this village. People will know your name.” <br />Xylon frowned at the man before saying, “Ah, you are wrong, you old fool. I will extinguish every life from this village. Granitos was nothing but a prideful and sloppy monster.”<br />“Heh,” the old man snorted. “That creature was a beast. You are a monster.”<br />With a quick arch of his eyebrows, Xylem looked from the sword to him. “That’s the thing about the Hellbeasts… We are all monsters.” He brought the sword between the two, dissecting Ivan’s view of his face.”<br /><br />FU 5 was another good one. A little character development for our fair Xylon. And that ol’ Ivan still has some fight left in those bones, though I suppose he’s down a few since the whole leg incident. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Fiction http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday273 <br />“A drop of crimson rolled free from Ivan’s white stubble and collected in the pool sinking into the dirt. He looked up and into green eyes so very pale and eternally empty. <br />Xylon raised the sword higher with a smirk as the old man resigned his head with closed eyes. The savior-turned-reaper paused as the sword held the air. With a roar, Xylon fought the sword and cut down, through humid air and the house of Tyre, neither offering resistance.” <br /><br />Man, that Xylon is brutal. But who shall stand for the villagers of FU 6 (Hint, Ivan doesn’t have a leg to stand on). Again, the rest of FU won’t be as brutal, but to get across the Xylon character, it seemed somewhat necessary. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday274<br />“Tom: I’m sorry. Change your tampon, and then say what you were going to say.<br /><br />Chuck: Great… I got some from your girlfriend. Ha!<br /><br />Tom: Really, I didn’t know you and your wife liked the same brand.<br /><br />Chuck: Oh, come on, Tom.<br /><br />Tom: So, what did you want to say?<br /><br />Chuck: I think we covered this in an earlier Song of the Week, but you haven’t actually read your contract, have you?<br /><br />Tom: Well, define “read.”<br /><br />Chuck: Looked and examined that piece of paper you signed word by word through serial processing. <br /><br />Tom: Well, it was more of a parallel processing thing. <br /><br />Chuck: So… No?<br /><br />Tom: No, I didn’t read the contract. There, are you happy?<br /><br />Chuck: Actually, I am…<br />…<br />Chuck: Suit yourself. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining us for the Song of the Week. Please do come back tomorrow for part two. We’ll be sure to actually get to the Song of the Week. I’m Chuck,<br /><br />Tom: I’m annoyed,<br /><br />Chuck: Have a great day, everybody.”<br /><br /><br />Pretty decent SotW 25. Tom AND Paul kept interrupting Chuck, but Chuck got the last laugh. Though Tom got several laughs in, so it’s probably a wash at this point. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday275 <br />“Tom: You mean Super Awesome Lawyer of the Santa Cruz area, Keith Dysart, who passed his bar the on his first try?<br />…<br />Chuck: With that settled, should we get to the Song of the Week?<br /><br />Tom: YES, FINALLY. I can’t do another SotW for a good, long time. <br /><br />Chuck: Well, what are our songs for consideration this week?<br /><br />Tom: Oh, that’s right. We have to go through each one…<br /><br />Chuck: Well…<br /><br />Tom: Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth.<br /><br />Chuck: Haha, why?<br /><br />Tom: Because we’re not going to get this all done in 200 words.”<br /><br /><br />HEY! It’s SotW 25 AND it’s a plug! Cue… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxZwp9HvikY <br />Part two of this SotW wasn’t too bad. I basically just continues on with the whole “hosts getting tired of hosting the SotW” thing<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday276 <br />“Tom: Alrighty then, the Song this week is…<br /><br />Paul: dudud-<br /><br />Chuck: IS IT “EVEN FLOW!?!?”<br /><br />Tom: Calm down, Chuck. You’re kind of foaming at the mouth there. <br />…<br />Chuck: IS IT “SWEET CHILD O’ MINE” AGAIN?!?!?<br /><br />Tom: Really, Chuck?<br /><br />Chuck: Sorry, go ahead.<br /><br />Tom: The Son-<br /><br />Chuck: IS IT “HOW YOU REMIND ME?” TELL ME NOW, COC-<br /><br />Tom: Chuck! <br /><br />Chuck: Sorry, sorry, sorry. <br /><br />Tom: Fine. The Song of th-<br /><br />Chuck: IT’S “SONG 2” ISN’T IT?<br /><br />Tom: Seriously, dude, you’re getting spit on my suit. <br /><br />Chuck: I swear, it won’t happen again. <br /><br />Tom: I know… You’ve already guessed all 4 songs. Unless we’ve got a write-in ballot, you’re pretty much out of gas now, aren’t you?”<br /><br /><br />Part 3 of SotW 25 was another fantastic episode if I do say so myself…<br />Anyways. I ended it with another Tom Standard, so if that’s got you all happy, go to the post for the sweet, sweet, confetti release. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />My Name is Prince by… Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />The whole of the Bloggaday universe shuttered as it approached, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday345 <br /><br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-40977494763868593972011-02-12T20:08:00.001-08:002011-02-12T20:08:53.240-08:00Bloggaday 344 – The Third Great Trigady pt 1Bloggaday 344 – The Third Great Trigady pt 1<br />By David “Tom-ish” Dysart<br /><br />The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count. <br /><br />Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…<br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday246 <br />“Chuck: Everybody is all freaked out about nuclear power plants when we have a giant ball of death fire floating above us that is on fire and continues to flame on through nuclear power, throwing radiation at us, slamming and crushing our weakening magnetic field without mervy”<br /><br />Bloggaday 246 was pretty decent. I was a bit torn about who to give which role as the character definitely has Tom-ish elements. I think it’s worth a read though, so you can just follow the link above the quote. <br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday248 <br />“Tom: You mean The Second Great Trigady?<br /><br />Chuck: Yes, yes, yes. The awesome rekindling of the magic that is the Bloggaday. Seriously, can we just get this over with?<br />…<br />Tom: URL in Monday to find out which one, if any, of these are able to snag and SotW victory.”<br /><br />SotW 21 fell in among the Second Great Trigady, but it still put on a pretty solid show in my opinion. It looks like this was during Chuck’s bout with depression, which amused me slightly. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday253 <br />“Tom: Don’t worry. It’s like riding a bike. Just start going and you’ll finish in no time. Especially since you haven’t done it in a while.<br />…<br />Chuck: Noo, no, no, no.<br /><br />Tom: Oooo. Did you get that part where he was 25 the first time he did it?<br />…<br />Tom: Oh, oh, oh. What about how he cried after the first time he did it.<br /><br />Chuck: Wha-<br /><br />Paul: No, I was a bit slow starting up.<br />…<br />Tom: And join us Wednesday for the conclusion. Have a great Muesday, everyone. <br /><br />Chuck: Wait, what?<br /><br />Tom: Monday and Tuesday. You know, since we won’t see them until Wednesday.<br /><br />Chuck: You are a moron. A fu-“<br /><br />The first 200 words of SotW 22 sounded like Tom was trying to get Chuck to… well, if you read it, you’ll get the picture. It was actually just to get Chuck out of his depression and give an intro to the show. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday255 <br />“Tom: Hello, folks. I hope you had a great MUESDAY. I know I did. <br /><br />Chuck: Really? Again with the Mues-<br /><br />Tom: Yes, Chuck, I had a fantastic Muesday. I dare say… it was the best Muesday of my life. Did you have a bad Muesday? Is that why you have such a bitter hatred of Muesday? If that’s all it is, then it’s just a simple matter of restructuring your operant conditioning. <br />…<br />Chuck: Well, what are they?<br /><br />Tom: Since you asked, I’ll beat around the bush a little.”<br /><br />BAM! I went all psychologist on you all for SotW 22 pt 2. And then I followed that “beating around the bush” thing into a “Chuck’s wife” joke, but you’ll have to read the Bloggaday for that one. Don’t worry, there’s a whole other plot point surprise you read it. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday258 <br />“After digging through megabytes of code and interpreting social relevance, he had to pair each one with a corresponding song.<br />…<br />Bite by Bite, he had to construct a baseline for Bloggaday Newcomers. Survivors of The Second Great Trigady would also need something, something to reminisce about… before the second Trigaday ended and left in its wake an interwebbal void that would scar the tubes for generations to come. <br />…<br />By the end, he had chosen six Bloggadays that would guide the Bloggaday Readers in their path for enlightertainnment.”<br /><br />I thoroughly enjoyed writing this Bloggaday. If you are at all curious about the bit that ends every blog post I do, then this a must-read for you. Also, that thing changes for each Trigady. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday259 <br />“Alright, enough of that nonsense. Here’s a little basic forwonwon.”<br /><br />259 was a continuation from the last post. It not only describes the Post Up though, but also the Bloggaday in general. Again, if you’re curious, it’s a good read. If not, then I would pass on it. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday260 <br />“The feud started years ago. The two competitors met in grade school when they first clashed heads. During the annual fair on campus, the rivalry was born. David, the Bloggaday Author, was defeated and humiliated. After that day, it would be quite some time before the two would pit their skills yet again, but that day came… <br />…<br />Again, they went head to head, and the beloved Bloggaday Author was thwarted again. With object failure, he left the patch, a defeated man.<br />…<br />And so starts my story of triumph.<br />/Eye of The Tiger”<br /><br /><br />260 is actually one of my favorite Bloggadays me thinks. I enjoyed writing and reading it. SO I suppose it would be recommended Bloggaday reading. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday261 <br />“WOOHOO! In yo face rock walls everywhere. <br />…<br />So… the end???”<br /><br /><br />Not a terribly good post, but I can assure you, this was neither an end for rock climbing nor an end for rock climbing posts. I know, that latter one is a bit depressing, huh?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday262 <br />“Clouds dimmed the valley, but the sky made no promise of rain. Sharing the view of the impotent cover,”<br /><br />My first FU, wait, perhaps I should define that. FU stands for “Fiction Untitled.” I suppose that could be taken another way though. I enjoyed this bit of fiction, but this post only contained a thumbnail of it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday263 <br />“Tom: Weeellllll…<br />…<br />Tom: Weeellllll…<br />…<br />Tom: Weeellllll…<br />…<br />“Tom: Yes… Maybe… Eventually… Definitely… We’ll get to them.<br />…<br />Tom: This is a written blog. You don’t have to do the air quotes, Chuck. I’m sure Paul can figure it out.”<br /><br />SotW 23 was weird. I often spin off into tangents, but this SotW series was unusually long. Also though, I announce the Song of the Week on the first post. That almost always gets saved for the last post of a multi-post week.<br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday264 <br />“Tom: Well, to build what little suspense we can, we’ll be telling our fine, brilliant, fantastic Bloggaday Reader opening parenthesis ess closing parenthesis about why SotW 23 was so late, an upcoming week of fiction, and the Tom Standard that we teased yesterday. <br />…<br />Chuck: Well, The Second Grea- What the hell are you doing?<br /><br />Tom: Reading. Go ahead.<br />…<br />Tom: Really? Again with the air quotes? Jeeze. It’s not like I would pay more attention to your talking if I wasn’t reading. When you pause, I’ll just agree with you, and if there’s a lul, I’ll just assume you’re done and take over. It’s not exactly brain surgery.<br />…<br />Tom: Mhmm, Chuck. I couldn’t agree with you more.<br /><br />Chuck: …<br /><br />Tom: Oh, a Tom Standar-<br /><br />Chuck: I wasn’t done, Tom! I was telling you you don’t do anything here and you should just quit!<br />…<br />Tom: I swear, I’m going to have a cliché intervention for you one day. I already talked about it with your wife last night.”<br /><br /><br />SotW 23 part 2 ended with a punch line, a Tom Standard actually, but you’ll just have to read the original Bloggaday to find out what it was… ^.^<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Tom: And it’s awesome. It’s a kick square to the balls.<br />…<br />Tom: Mhmm, that’s right.`<br />…<br />Tom: That’s right, Chuck.`<br />…<br />Tom: Mhmm.`<br />…<br />` Read yesterday’s Bloggaday for this run-on joke. (http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday264)”<br /><br />The whole “kick to the balls” thing in SotW 23 part 3 is in reference to the Naruto manga where the Uchiha brothers, Sasuke and Itachi, finally have fisticuffs. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday266 <br />“Tom: Oh, that’s right. A Tom Standard is… It’s like when I say I sleep with your wife or call you a douc-<br />… <br />“Tom: Oh, well when your wife rolls, she likes having a posse, and when we stop down because she’s feeling a little chafed, we have to talk about something.”<br /><br />“Tom: Alright, I’LL get ahold of him. Call douchebag…<br />Phone: Calling: Chuck Der”<br /><br />“Tom: You are a sad little man.”<br /><br />“Tom: And the cliché douche bag’s own unoriginal terminology.”<br /><br />“Tom: Just a little prank virus that involved a photoshopped version of your wife in a situation that will probably land me in jail if someone under the age of 18 happens to have your email address. ”<br /><br />“Tom: And remember, you heard it here first, Bloggaday Readers. “F**K YOU” all the way!”<br /><br />“Tom: I kid because I love…<br /><br />Tom: Your wife…”<br /><br />“Tom: Yeah, but from my own disdain for you, not because David asked me too.””<br /><br /><br />Tom’s explanation of a “Tom Standard” gets cut off in SotW 23 part 4, but showing is always better, so the end of the post has several examples of “Tom Standards.”<br /><br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Little Red Corvette by Prince<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />And it came upon the Bloggaday again, a plague unto its creator, only on Bloggaday <br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-59301521289118879572011-02-12T16:39:00.000-08:002011-02-12T20:07:07.635-08:00Bloggaday 343 – That’s what she said pt 2Bloggaday 343 – That’s what she said pt 2<br /><br />Wow, I wrote this way back in… I don’t even know when I wrote part 1, and I never ended up posting part 2. That’s really kind of because I have to post another particular Bloggaday. Meah, I might, I might not end up doing that. Eh, I’m done with this post. Goodbye, everybody.<br /><br />As I said before, I hate to disrupt class. I’m even a bit meah talking without raising my hand when it’s one of those situations where there’s discourse and half the people are raising their hand and the other half are just making comments. Despite these incoherent ramblings, I’m actually a good student, and it just seems disruptive. <br />Despite those struggles, I do make the occasional comment. I think a bit of that comes from a moment. I was starting to readjust to the classes because this is kind of early in my college career. I’ve been exchanging words with this girl in class, and when I say that, I mean the total DHCS (The abbreviation week is coming next week and I will explain this), suffice to say, very attractive. But stupid humor has been the medium thus far with her, and this is actually when I meet the folks from the last Bloggaday. <br />In the middle of the class, some guy’s watch starts going off. Now, it’s not just a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, peeb, beep, beep, beep, kind of alarm. It starts squeeking out, “You idiot, you idiot, you idiot.” It was actually surprisingly loud. It drew the class to a stop actually. He offers some explanation for it which escapes me, but he turns the watch off, and class continues. As it does though, I say to her, “I guess it’s not complimentary.” Again, it was supposed to be stupid. It’s a play off of the ‘guys walk into the bar, the peanuts say, hey nice shoes, bartender says the nuts are complementary’ joke. It’s in that vein of it’s funny because it’s stupid. It’s the poke, poke with the elbow + slurmy smile types of jokes<br />Well, this is where it breaks bad. I’m just loud enough and dead ahead of the teacher at the back of a very short class (MAYBE 20 feet) that she hears me say something. I don’t recall what exactly she said, but it’s one of those, “Why don’t you share that with the class,” type things. Well, frack me. That’s not going to translate out of context of the interaction AT ALL. So of course, I just repeat it and of course it bombs. As terrible as it sounds though, I loved that moment. It was such a real moment. I think this was back when I was bloggin on Myspace and I described it there. I did a quick search, but couldn’t find it, so oh well. <br />Dang, lately, I’ve been running into my word count cap. And I only got one anecdote in. I’ve got to say though; I’ve gotten crap in that sociology class from the last Bloggaday post. If you remember correctly, I had something of a tendency of saying funny things, but they weren’t loud enough for anyone else to hear. So when I say something funny at a highly inappropriate time, it looks kind of bad when two people break out laughing, and I caught a bit of guff for always doing that. <br />Aside from that Soc class, I also took a human sexuality class, which lent itself well to jokes, but it frustrated the hell out of the teacher, and again, after a while I felt bad and stopped taking pot shots. <br /><br />In honor of its oldness, I’m keeping the Post-up that came with it. Enjoy!<br /><br />Listening to<br />How Marshal forgot his pants by NPH<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Ancient post is ank-wait for it-sheent<br /><br />As Always, you can find my posts at these convenient interwebs<br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart Wit in 140 characters<br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ The best all-in-one FEANBA feed <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Straight cut Bloggaday. Start tapping that vein <br />http://www.facebook.com/thedaviddysart?ref=sgm if you can find my notes or +friend<br /><br />Youtube Awesomeness <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart <br /><br />For the Piccaday<br />http://s1000.photobucket.com/albums/af128/daviddysart/Piccaday/ Mass me by the month<br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Me paced out by the day. <br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/daviddysart/sets/72157623465996877/ Like witches at black massesDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-66473424483732860712011-02-06T19:26:00.000-08:002011-02-06T19:27:17.384-08:00Bloggaday 342 – Lifeboat psychology pt 3Bloggaday 342 – Lifeboat psychology pt 3<br />By David “Full of Post-Horse Feed” Dysart<br />AKA David “Childlike, Desire-Driven, and Impulse-Ridden” Dysart<br /><br />As I hope you’d have guessed by now, the preceding story wasn’t in fact true. Though as they say, every lie begins with a grain of truth. Such is the case with this one. While I’ve never been in a life raft, I’ve been on a cruise to Mehheeco. But, that’s a pretty fine grain truth, so I’ll go with the good, thick grain that’s buried under this pile of… post-horse feed. <br />On the first day of my first psychology class, we played a game. It was called<br />…*<br />…*<br />…*<br />Lifeboat!**<br /><br />The class was broken up into groups of 4 or five. My group was 2 guys and 3 girls.*** The situation for the game was that one of us had to jump off of the boat and get eaten by the sharks**** in order for the others to survive.***** <br />In the end, the game is an example of the id, ego, superego (as proposed by a guy named Sigmund [and how his life got flip turned upsidedown******]) While I don’t really remember her schpeal post-game, I think I understand the three well enough to convey the message on a blog that has brought such educational nuggets as the Law of Special Baconivity (http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/2010/04/bloggaday-73-pwnd-with-side-of-bacon.html) and Women Explained: Missing Periods and the Compulsive “P” That Follows (http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307).<br />People who just won’t jump (won’t give a reason, they just won’t jump) are being dominated by their id, the childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden part of you. People who use religion (and similar moral-based reasoning for our agnostic and atheistic audience) in their choice are using their superego, this being where our values and core beliefs are. Now, people who use the ego, are reasoning with the practicalities in front of them to calculate jump-value. <br />In my group, there really was a guy who just said, yep, I’ll go. He didn’t give a reason. He just jumped (No, I didn’t push him off of our imaginary life raft). So, when it came time for us to say who jumped, I got the finger of death and had to say who and why they jumped. Well. There wasn’t much to say, but this is where the whole “I don’t know, he just jumped. I tried to grab him,” yada yada yada thing came in. I suppose you had to be there. Though that probably wouldn’t have helped that much. I was there and my own wit didn’t astound me to an extent that I clearly remember it. But you know what? I just milked 3 Bloggadays out of it, so I’m happy. <br /><br />Listening to<br />Dance, F--ker, dance. Man, he never had a chance – The Offspring<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />I get childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden and calculate jump values, but only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday342<br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br />* That’s a drumroll^<br />** Actually, it was just called “Lifeboat,” not “Lifeboat!”<br />*** Hey! 2 and 3 = 5!^^<br />**** While I gave a reason for the circling sharks in my story, the Psych teacher didn’t. :-(<br />***** If one person from a 5-person raft had to jump, doesn’t that mean that the 4-person rafts would have been fine?^^^<br />****** I really need to stop going to Will Smith and the Fresh Prince of Bellaire for my musical reference<br /><br />^ But not always. “…” usually just means pause.<br />^^ You also may have been able to figure that out by the story. <br />^^^ Something doesn’t quite add up about all of this >.> <.< >.><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5636467393841539987.post-70164764045876588542011-02-06T19:21:00.000-08:002011-02-06T19:23:25.202-08:00Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2<br />By David “Carpenter Square Shoulders” Dysart<br /><br />Because I was sensing this, I started one of those silent, face conversations guys can have.* He was actually quite pleading in it. He brought up a very good point. What if we make our way to some deserted island, and then there’s some sort of global catastrophe that wipes out all of mankind? The job of repopulated the planet would fall to those in the raft. Apparently it was all a bit too much pressure for him. You glanced at the three women and communicated to me, “I just can’t do it. I simply don’t have the stamina for THREE women. But you! Good genes have made you tall. And those shoulders, man! If you tattooed framing on your collarbone, a carpenter would be using them.**” Come to think of it, I had seen him on the cruise earlier. He was wearing those really short volley ball shorts. The weird thing is though, there wasn’t a volleyball court on the ship. The plus about these nonverbal conversations though is the fact that I didn’t have to listen to his lisp.<br />Anyways, so I could see how torn up he was. He didn’t want the responsibility of possibly being the father of a new global population, but he didn’t have the nerve to make the leap. <br />I knew what I had to do. This valiant man was willing to give up his life for the good of mankind. I had to do my part though. I leapt for him and gave him a good shove. He freaked out a little as he went over. I’m not sure if it was having second thoughts or if it was just instinct, but he locked onto my arm like a rat getting chucked over a cheesy E. Luckily, once the shark got him, he let right go and didn’t embarrass himself anymore. <br />As for me, I never made it to that deserted island with the Miss July, Miss, August, and Miss*** November. The Coast Guard found our little boat about fifteen minutes later. I suppose the moral of the story is, when things look bleak and grim, just jump off. It’ll give somebody somewhere a really good story.<br /><br /><br />Listening to<br />Myself chuckling<br /><br />Twitter Tag<br />Today I tell an inspiring story of a great man, global catastrophe, a veiled reference to Chuck E. Cheese, and a shark, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday341 <br /><br /><br /><br />Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way <br />http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding <br />http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr <br />http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell<br />http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me <br /><br />I wanna view like Youtube <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show <br /><br />What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face <br />http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor <br />http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way <br /><br /><br />New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see<br />158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158<br />159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159 <br />174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174 <br />183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183 <br />134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134 <br />227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.<br />http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227<br /><br /><br /><br />* Girls, forget that you ever read that. Men have NOT in fact developed a system of communication that has been passed down father-to-son. Though, if there were such a system devised, it would have been created by Abraham and Isaac.^<br />** Don’t worry if that didn’t make you ROFL. It was a bit of a stretch, and the joke isn’t even that funny. <br />*** Recently widowed Miss<br /><br />^ The system was later improved upon by Jesus and the Big Guy Himself.^^<br />^^ Other than official translations, no other changes have been made. Though if another father must sacrifice his son, a memo may have to go around. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Close the screen, the awesome’s getting outDavid Dysarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07431920778101268123noreply@blogger.com0