Bloggaday 365 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 2
By David “THE Bloggaday Character” Dysart
David: Man, I really wish I had a list of every title of every Bloggaday.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Why don’t you have one?
David: Well, I started compiling a list while back, but I just never finished it.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: It seems like you have some problems with followthrough.
David: Yeah, you’re right, Mr. Kabrick. I was hoping the Bloggaday would help with that though. I just would have liked the titles for this post, but also for my last Piccaday on a sheet of paper.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: First, call me Kab. Second, you’re still doing the Piccaday?
David: Ha, yeah. Again, a problem with the whole followthrough thing. I’ll get it all up though. And I’m sorry you didn’t get more segments on the Bloggaday. I’ll definitely get you on the Postaday though.
Paul: You guys know I’m recording, right?
David: Oh! Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to the last Bloggaday. Unfortunately, yesterday’s guests are all either in hospitals or jails, so with me today is the REAL most intriguing character in the world, Mr. Avi Sutten Kabrick.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: *Inaudible pimpness*
David: Before we continue, I promised Chuck I would post some of the potential SotWs for the last few weeks. You don’t mind, do you Kab?
Avi Sutten Kabrick: It’s your show.
David: Thanks
“Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”
by
The Offspring
“The Kids Aren’t Alright”
by
The Offspring
“Come Out and Play (Keep ‘em Separated)”
by
The Offspring
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
“Hit That”
by
The Offspring
“Self Esteem”
by
The Offspring
“Get Off”
by
Prince
“1999”
by
Prince
“Little Red Corvette”
by
Prince
“Cream”
by
Prince
“Seven”
by
Prince
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
“Sexy Mother Fucker”
by
Prince
“Gold”
by
Prince
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
“Nth Degree”
by
Morningwood
“Laredo”
by
Band of Horses
“Only If You Run”
by
Julian Plenti
“Powerful Stuff (Run Wolves Run)”
by
Sean Hayes
“Your Song”
by
Elton John
“Free Ride”
by
Edgar Winter Group
“Brain Stew/Jaded”
by
Green Day
“21st Century Breakdown”
by
Green Day
“Warning”
by
Green Day
“Last Of The American Girls”
by
Green Day
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
“8-Bit The Final Countdown”
by
Europe
“8-Bit Bad Romance”
by
Lady Gaga
“8-Bit Master of Puppets”
by
Metallica
“8-Bit Eye of the Tiger”
by
Survivor
“8-Bit Beat It”
by
Green Day
“8-Bit Don’t Stop Believing”
by
Journey
“Bring Me to Life”
by
Evanescence
“Man on the Silver Mountain”
by
Rainbow
“Sweet Leaf”
by
Green Day
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
“Story of my Life”
by
Social Distortion
“Emerge”
by
Fischerspooner
“Pet”
by
A Perfect Circle
Radio # 1
By
Air
“Still Alive (Benny Benassi Mix)”
By
Lisa Miskovsky
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
1,000 Faces
MoneyGrabber
I Just Wanna Run
David: That should be just about all of them though I don’t think I covered Marron 5.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Personally, I’ve never been much for them.
David: You know what? I’m really happy “Misery” got the last SotW spot.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Why?
David: Well… That video kind of got me a girlfriend, so I’m somewhat partial to it.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Hmm, I have never used a music video to seduce a woman.
David: Ah, but I’m not the most intriguing characetr in the world.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: …
David: Yeah…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: I believe we are nearing the end of this Bloggaday
David: And there’s so many thing I wanted to talk about! I need to create another year just to get to it all.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming back for another year?
David: After a short hiatus, definitely. I think to kick it off, I’ll have a failed Bloggaday montage. Some of the segments that never got off the ground, some Bloggaday content that was written and never had a chance. It really wasn’t only you.
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Well, I enjoyed coming on today, the last of Bloggaday: Year 1.
David: Thank you so much Kab. It was an honor. And I’m so glad you submitted to The Sand Canyon Review, the Crafton Hills art and literary magazine. I look forward to seeing your work in print. If you would like to stay up to date with the progress of this year’s edition, you can find us http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
or you can submit again at
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
Avi Sutten Kabrick: Well, thank you, but I’m not on Facebook or Myspace, and I’m not sure what that other one was.
David: The blogspot?
Avi Sutten Kabrick: I suppose that could have been it.
David: But, blogspot is where I put the Bloggaday…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: If I’m not mistaken, we’re over our word count.
David: Oh, yes. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining me this last year. I wasn’t sure if I could write a blog every day for an entire year, but apparently I could, and I’m glad that I was able to share that with all of you. I look forward to doing it again in the near future, and I hope it’s even better than year one was. Happy Valentine’s Day and I hope you all had a great year, will have a great year, and look forward to all of the years ahead of yourself. I know I do.
Listening to
The Possibilities and Misery of another year. That and an inaudible, single, and oh so manly single tear roll down my cheek.
Twitter Tag
The Blog-a-day is over. 365 blogs in 365 days. Won’t you be my Bloggaday Reader, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday365
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming.
David: No, the Postaday is coming, in all its glory, and all its horror…
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1
Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1
By David “THE Bloggaday Author” Dysart
Wow, it’s been just about a year since I started the Bloggaday. And for the last 365 days, I’ve been reading “Bloggaday” with a scraggly red line under it? I kept saying that I would add it to my Word dictionary, but I suppose there’s not much reason to do THAT anymore.
As I sit here, adding replacing a sentence with that last little bit there, I just realized I never crowned a Podcaster of the Year. Which is hard. I haven’t been following the awesomeness that is Shwood, rather we’re talking about Scam School, The BB Live Show, NSFW, Brian Brushwood: On the Road, Frame Rate (which I’ve never seen), DIAF (again, never even heard of). Though he is the only podcaster I’ve seen a live show of. The real race is between Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy Podcast and Scott Sigler, New York Times Best Selling Author.
Wow, this is “pull your hair out” hard. I mean, I’ve got the last episode of Ancestor sitting in my iPhone, but I’ve been listening to SOOOO much Schmidt lately because I’ve been going back and listening to old episodes.
Jeeze, the Podcaster of the Year is
Paul: dudududududududuududduududududu
Mike Schmidt
Of
The 40 Year Old Boy podcast
That was really hard, and I expect ScottSigler to become the prim suspect in an upcoming murder investigation.
Well, I have 45 minutes to write this one, 365, and clipshow both of them and post 7 Bloggadays. If I can do that, then I succeeded.
The last couple of weeks have definitely been interesting though. I had been falling quite far behind, but I had been working on The Third Great Trigady. I ended up with a lot of Bloggaday ideas that I wasn’t able to do and many Bloggaday segments that failed rather epicly. I think to talk about this, I’d like to bring out some faces, familiar and new ones alike.
Hosts of The Song of the Week, I’d like to introduce for the last time, Tom and Chuck.
Tom: Hello, everyone.
Chuck: Hi, Bloggaday Readers.
David: You seem to be doing pretty good, Tom.
Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chuck got worked up over nothing the other day.
David: Since I’m introducing you guys, I should mention the official Bloggaday producer, Paul Modes.
Paul: *Inaudible nod*
Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production.
David: Well, next up, we have the folks that were SUPPOSED to take your guys’s role on the Performer of the Month.
Tom: What ever happened to that?
David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.
Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.
David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan
Jack: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to welcome you all to the Performer of the Month for the month of August. I am your Irish co-host, Jack Duff
Dan: Haha. And I’m your Spanish co-host Dan Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
Jack: HAHAHA there, Dan. I thought your middle name was Andri.
Dan: That’s a common misconception there, Jack.
Tom: What in the HELL are you guys doing?
Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*
Tom: I Hate both of you coc-
Chuck: TOM!
Tom: And what about that whole middle name thing?
David: Don’t worry about that, Tom. It was just a gag that was going to get picked up with each of their posts. Hey, guys, whatever happened to Lisa? I haven’t heard from her since her interview with Tychus on Char.
Jack: To be honest, I stopped LISTENING to her after the Christmas Par-
Tom: That could’ve been my line, you little bi-
Chuck: TOM!
Jack: I’m sorry, who are you guys again?
Tom: YOU!
Chuck: You know, what? Go get him.
*Tasmanian devil dust cloud*
David: So, Chuck. Do you think now would be a good time to sign out?
Chuck: Probably. Looks like I’ve got to go take care of that Dan. Sign us off, David.
David: Well, Bloggaday Readers, thank you for joining me today. We’ll be right back right after this.
Listening to
Nothing Really Matters but… meeee by Prince Poppycock
Twitter Tag
The Bloggaday wrap has started, and it’s much healthier for you than a hamburger, only on Bloggaday
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
*4 teh luwlz*
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “THE Bloggaday Author” Dysart
Wow, it’s been just about a year since I started the Bloggaday. And for the last 365 days, I’ve been reading “Bloggaday” with a scraggly red line under it? I kept saying that I would add it to my Word dictionary, but I suppose there’s not much reason to do THAT anymore.
As I sit here, adding replacing a sentence with that last little bit there, I just realized I never crowned a Podcaster of the Year. Which is hard. I haven’t been following the awesomeness that is Shwood, rather we’re talking about Scam School, The BB Live Show, NSFW, Brian Brushwood: On the Road, Frame Rate (which I’ve never seen), DIAF (again, never even heard of). Though he is the only podcaster I’ve seen a live show of. The real race is between Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy Podcast and Scott Sigler, New York Times Best Selling Author.
Wow, this is “pull your hair out” hard. I mean, I’ve got the last episode of Ancestor sitting in my iPhone, but I’ve been listening to SOOOO much Schmidt lately because I’ve been going back and listening to old episodes.
Jeeze, the Podcaster of the Year is
Paul: dudududududududuududduududududu
Mike Schmidt
Of
The 40 Year Old Boy podcast
That was really hard, and I expect ScottSigler to become the prim suspect in an upcoming murder investigation.
Well, I have 45 minutes to write this one, 365, and clipshow both of them and post 7 Bloggadays. If I can do that, then I succeeded.
The last couple of weeks have definitely been interesting though. I had been falling quite far behind, but I had been working on The Third Great Trigady. I ended up with a lot of Bloggaday ideas that I wasn’t able to do and many Bloggaday segments that failed rather epicly. I think to talk about this, I’d like to bring out some faces, familiar and new ones alike.
Hosts of The Song of the Week, I’d like to introduce for the last time, Tom and Chuck.
Tom: Hello, everyone.
Chuck: Hi, Bloggaday Readers.
David: You seem to be doing pretty good, Tom.
Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chuck got worked up over nothing the other day.
David: Since I’m introducing you guys, I should mention the official Bloggaday producer, Paul Modes.
Paul: *Inaudible nod*
Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production.
David: Well, next up, we have the folks that were SUPPOSED to take your guys’s role on the Performer of the Month.
Tom: What ever happened to that?
David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.
Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.
David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan
Jack: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to welcome you all to the Performer of the Month for the month of August. I am your Irish co-host, Jack Duff
Dan: Haha. And I’m your Spanish co-host Dan Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
Jack: HAHAHA there, Dan. I thought your middle name was Andri.
Dan: That’s a common misconception there, Jack.
Tom: What in the HELL are you guys doing?
Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*
Tom: I Hate both of you coc-
Chuck: TOM!
Tom: And what about that whole middle name thing?
David: Don’t worry about that, Tom. It was just a gag that was going to get picked up with each of their posts. Hey, guys, whatever happened to Lisa? I haven’t heard from her since her interview with Tychus on Char.
Jack: To be honest, I stopped LISTENING to her after the Christmas Par-
Tom: That could’ve been my line, you little bi-
Chuck: TOM!
Jack: I’m sorry, who are you guys again?
Tom: YOU!
Chuck: You know, what? Go get him.
*Tasmanian devil dust cloud*
David: So, Chuck. Do you think now would be a good time to sign out?
Chuck: Probably. Looks like I’ve got to go take care of that Dan. Sign us off, David.
David: Well, Bloggaday Readers, thank you for joining me today. We’ll be right back right after this.
Listening to
Nothing Really Matters but… meeee by Prince Poppycock
Twitter Tag
The Bloggaday wrap has started, and it’s much healthier for you than a hamburger, only on Bloggaday
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
*4 teh luwlz*
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 363 – The Third Great Trigady pt 14
Bloggaday 363 – The Third Great Trigady pt 14
By David “That Ain’t No Canary” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346
“It was a football living room.
…
Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl.”
Bloggaday 346 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 2 was another post I enjoyed. It still needs a good edit, but I’ll probably never get to it. I think It’s got solid POV work though (I know a spot or two that are a bit rough because I decided to do it that way). I don’t know. It’s a solid read especially if you’re a Sigler fan. Or a Tweedy fan. (That ain’t no canary [And that sure as hell ain’t no cow])
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353
“At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two.
…
Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”
Hoho, go Johnny, go.
Deep down the Planetary League, in Thomas 3
Way back up in the dives among the skyscrapers to dwell
There stood a family made of scraps and charity
Where lived a planetary boy name Johnny Tweedy
Who never cared to read or write so well
But he would lead a defense one day through hell
He used to carry his contempt in a snarled face
Go sit beneath the tree where the mykoceae lay
Oh, his mother would see him sitting in the shade
Opening his package that they had paid
The future would sway on this very moment way
Oh my, those little planetary boys will play
Go go
Go Johnny go
His mother told him, “Someday you’ll be earth-bound,
And you two will be the pride of all Thomas 3
Many people coming from planets around
To see you, my boys be the glory of Thomas 3
Someday you’ll be in the holosets down town
Glory be to Thomas 3.”
Go go
Go Johnny go!
That there would be his first fumble recovery from his brother, Ju. I suppose you’ll need to read the Rookie series from Scott Sigler to find out if it was his last. It’s funny, I put the Hoho, go Johnny, go. And was going to leave it at that when it struck me, “Hey, that’s a song.” A few short minutes later, a parody was born. A horrible parody, mind you, but a parody none the less. It’s Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry. I can’t imagine it flows terribly well with the music, but I don’t remember the music and didn’t care enough to go that extra mile.
Though, you should read the original Bloggaday that inspired that parody. It’s a solid Sigler Fan Fic.
…
…
…
FILL THE HOLE!
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday360
“By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart
…
Listening to
Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday”
Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11 was rather disappointing for a wall Bloggaday. The first one was pretty epic, that post really pwnd, and then the next one had a Star Trek parody video by myself. If you would like to know about these actually awesome wall posts, then feel free to go to this post.
Now let’s take a look at the clips from this particular Bloggaday. I will say that I’ve been listening to WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much 40 Year Old Boy. My nickname is coming from the “I’m gonna eat pie out of your skull…” scene, which is referencing Tom Cruz’s Color of Money. Host of The 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt, came out with The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network, which I shortened to TheMiSPoNe for the Prince is a Dick short.
And I’m rambling something fierce, but I have an hour and 40 minutes to finish this post, write 2 outro Bloggadays and get the last 7 or so posts posted.
So yeah, the Twitter also amused me as a football announcer.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361
“Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!
…
I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace.
…
* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**
** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.
*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,****
**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth.”
And I will say, that rather large paragraph is missing its first sentence, and that’s a good thing because that first sentence is probably the most boring thing I’ve ever written here on the Bloggaday. At the very least it’s part 1 of the most boring thing ever written. If you would like to know more (since this all has probably been the second most boring thing I’ve ever written on the Bloggaday [and please, write me if you’ve found even more boring things in the Bloggaday {maybe we can kick off year two, the “Postaday” with some sort of compilation.
Hmm, I just came up with that, and I think I like it.
The Postaday: Revenge of the Bloggaday
The Postaday: Bloggaday, Year 2
The Postaday: The Bloggaday Strikes Back
Yeah, all of this is going on next year’s compilation (boring, not awesome [like there was any confusion on your part])
Anyways, I will say, the first clip is actually a refernce to the In Yo Face Bloggadays, and I wanted so bad to make another reference to it with respect to the “Catch me now” bit, but since I took a nap on the last day of the Bloggaday, I have like an hour to do everything. BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. So yeah, I’m going to leave this clip here.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362
“By David “And I am Funky” Dysart
By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart
By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart
By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart
By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart
By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart
By David “Like I Had None” Dysart
By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart
By David “Blame Paul” Dysart
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
…
Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over.
Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?
Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill.
…
Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right.
Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Come one, you’re not going to run into a more eclectic and awesome single-digit list of songs on any blog-a-day websites or endeavors.
As a whole, I was rather disappointed that the last SotW of the year didn’t get a chance to go out with a bang. There was quite a bit of clip-worthy stuff that I didn’t include, so you should go read it, but it definitely could have been better. This bare-bones version ran about 300 words long than it should have been, so I just couldn’t really fancy it up.
There are several references, which will actually probably make it even worse for the average schmo, but oh well, what are you going to do?
I will say, that’s not quite how I wanted to end it. It was going to be more like
“Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Chuck: Come on, Tom, let’s get you up… You know, you can help here, right Paul?
Paul: I suppose I could, but I don’t actually work with you guys anymore.
Chuck: …
Paul: Yeah, good luck with that.”
You know what? I don’t think I ever shared with you guys my mental picture of Paul. I’ve ALWAYS though of him has a blue collar version of this guy, completely unflared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aPU6AU0hM
Mr. Hannibal Means is Mr. Paul Modes.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday364
“Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production.
…
David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.
Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.
David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan
…
Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*”
I really didn’t have enough time to develop this Bloggaday. Though I did cram quite a few word into a 500-word word limit…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday365
“Avi Sutten Kabrick: First, call me Kab. Second, you’re still doing the Piccaday?
…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: *Inaudible pimpness*
…
David: Oh, yes. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining me this last year. I wasn’t sure if I could write a blog every day for an entire year, but apparently I could, and I’m glad that I was able to share that with all of you. I look forward to doing it again in the near future, and I hope it’s even better than year one was. Happy Valentine’s Day and I hope you all had a great year, will have a great year, and look forward to all of the years ahead of yourself. I know I do.
…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming.
David: No, the Postaday is coming, in all its glory, and all its horror…
Ooo, burn from the most intriguing character in the world… and more references. Actually, I didn’t clipshow the references, so you’ll just have to go read the original post ^.^
Actually, I did include one reference, but it comes from the very last words of The Bloggaday.
Though I will say, The Bloggaday ended like the last SotW. Not terrible, but it should have been MUCH better. I guess I just set the bar low for next year.
Listening to
The Last Supper of Idiocy (Year 2, Episode 47) by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
And he spread the message of The 3rd Great Trigady, the Last Supper of Idiocy, only on Bloggady http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday363
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “That Ain’t No Canary” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346
“It was a football living room.
…
Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl.”
Bloggaday 346 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 2 was another post I enjoyed. It still needs a good edit, but I’ll probably never get to it. I think It’s got solid POV work though (I know a spot or two that are a bit rough because I decided to do it that way). I don’t know. It’s a solid read especially if you’re a Sigler fan. Or a Tweedy fan. (That ain’t no canary [And that sure as hell ain’t no cow])
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353
“At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two.
…
Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”
Hoho, go Johnny, go.
Deep down the Planetary League, in Thomas 3
Way back up in the dives among the skyscrapers to dwell
There stood a family made of scraps and charity
Where lived a planetary boy name Johnny Tweedy
Who never cared to read or write so well
But he would lead a defense one day through hell
He used to carry his contempt in a snarled face
Go sit beneath the tree where the mykoceae lay
Oh, his mother would see him sitting in the shade
Opening his package that they had paid
The future would sway on this very moment way
Oh my, those little planetary boys will play
Go go
Go Johnny go
His mother told him, “Someday you’ll be earth-bound,
And you two will be the pride of all Thomas 3
Many people coming from planets around
To see you, my boys be the glory of Thomas 3
Someday you’ll be in the holosets down town
Glory be to Thomas 3.”
Go go
Go Johnny go!
That there would be his first fumble recovery from his brother, Ju. I suppose you’ll need to read the Rookie series from Scott Sigler to find out if it was his last. It’s funny, I put the Hoho, go Johnny, go. And was going to leave it at that when it struck me, “Hey, that’s a song.” A few short minutes later, a parody was born. A horrible parody, mind you, but a parody none the less. It’s Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry. I can’t imagine it flows terribly well with the music, but I don’t remember the music and didn’t care enough to go that extra mile.
Though, you should read the original Bloggaday that inspired that parody. It’s a solid Sigler Fan Fic.
…
…
…
FILL THE HOLE!
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday360
“By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart
…
Listening to
Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday”
Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11 was rather disappointing for a wall Bloggaday. The first one was pretty epic, that post really pwnd, and then the next one had a Star Trek parody video by myself. If you would like to know about these actually awesome wall posts, then feel free to go to this post.
Now let’s take a look at the clips from this particular Bloggaday. I will say that I’ve been listening to WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much 40 Year Old Boy. My nickname is coming from the “I’m gonna eat pie out of your skull…” scene, which is referencing Tom Cruz’s Color of Money. Host of The 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt, came out with The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network, which I shortened to TheMiSPoNe for the Prince is a Dick short.
And I’m rambling something fierce, but I have an hour and 40 minutes to finish this post, write 2 outro Bloggadays and get the last 7 or so posts posted.
So yeah, the Twitter also amused me as a football announcer.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361
“Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!
…
I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace.
…
* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**
** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.
*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,****
**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth.”
And I will say, that rather large paragraph is missing its first sentence, and that’s a good thing because that first sentence is probably the most boring thing I’ve ever written here on the Bloggaday. At the very least it’s part 1 of the most boring thing ever written. If you would like to know more (since this all has probably been the second most boring thing I’ve ever written on the Bloggaday [and please, write me if you’ve found even more boring things in the Bloggaday {maybe we can kick off year two, the “Postaday” with some sort of compilation.
Hmm, I just came up with that, and I think I like it.
The Postaday: Revenge of the Bloggaday
The Postaday: Bloggaday, Year 2
The Postaday: The Bloggaday Strikes Back
Yeah, all of this is going on next year’s compilation (boring, not awesome [like there was any confusion on your part])
Anyways, I will say, the first clip is actually a refernce to the In Yo Face Bloggadays, and I wanted so bad to make another reference to it with respect to the “Catch me now” bit, but since I took a nap on the last day of the Bloggaday, I have like an hour to do everything. BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. So yeah, I’m going to leave this clip here.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362
“By David “And I am Funky” Dysart
By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart
By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart
By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart
By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart
By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart
By David “Like I Had None” Dysart
By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart
By David “Blame Paul” Dysart
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
…
Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over.
Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?
Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill.
…
Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right.
Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Come one, you’re not going to run into a more eclectic and awesome single-digit list of songs on any blog-a-day websites or endeavors.
As a whole, I was rather disappointed that the last SotW of the year didn’t get a chance to go out with a bang. There was quite a bit of clip-worthy stuff that I didn’t include, so you should go read it, but it definitely could have been better. This bare-bones version ran about 300 words long than it should have been, so I just couldn’t really fancy it up.
There are several references, which will actually probably make it even worse for the average schmo, but oh well, what are you going to do?
I will say, that’s not quite how I wanted to end it. It was going to be more like
“Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Chuck: Come on, Tom, let’s get you up… You know, you can help here, right Paul?
Paul: I suppose I could, but I don’t actually work with you guys anymore.
Chuck: …
Paul: Yeah, good luck with that.”
You know what? I don’t think I ever shared with you guys my mental picture of Paul. I’ve ALWAYS though of him has a blue collar version of this guy, completely unflared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aPU6AU0hM
Mr. Hannibal Means is Mr. Paul Modes.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday364
“Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production.
…
David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.
Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.
David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan
…
Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*”
I really didn’t have enough time to develop this Bloggaday. Though I did cram quite a few word into a 500-word word limit…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday365
“Avi Sutten Kabrick: First, call me Kab. Second, you’re still doing the Piccaday?
…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: *Inaudible pimpness*
…
David: Oh, yes. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining me this last year. I wasn’t sure if I could write a blog every day for an entire year, but apparently I could, and I’m glad that I was able to share that with all of you. I look forward to doing it again in the near future, and I hope it’s even better than year one was. Happy Valentine’s Day and I hope you all had a great year, will have a great year, and look forward to all of the years ahead of yourself. I know I do.
…
Avi Sutten Kabrick: So the Bloggaday is coming.
David: No, the Postaday is coming, in all its glory, and all its horror…
Ooo, burn from the most intriguing character in the world… and more references. Actually, I didn’t clipshow the references, so you’ll just have to go read the original post ^.^
Actually, I did include one reference, but it comes from the very last words of The Bloggaday.
Though I will say, The Bloggaday ended like the last SotW. Not terrible, but it should have been MUCH better. I guess I just set the bar low for next year.
Listening to
The Last Supper of Idiocy (Year 2, Episode 47) by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
And he spread the message of The 3rd Great Trigady, the Last Supper of Idiocy, only on Bloggady http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday363
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 362 – SotW 32 Misery
Bloggaday 362 – SotW 32 Misery
By David “And I am Funky” Dysart
By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart
By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart
By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart
By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart
By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart
By David “Like I Had None” Dysart
By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart
By David “Blame Paul” Dysart
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
Chuck: Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to a very special Song of the Week Special. We would like to thank you all for joining us on the last Song of the Week
Tom: Don’t worry, you can start drinking in about 450 words.
Chuck: Yes, well, we’d like everyone to drink responsi-
Tom: Actually, you could do what I’m doing and start drinking now.
POP!
Chuck: TOM! We’re in the middle of a show… Where in the hell did you get a sword to open the champagne?
Tom: Come on, Chuck. Have a glass.
Chuck: Oh, all right.
Tom: …
Chuck: … Thank you.
Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over.
Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?
Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill.
Chuck: … Thanks, Tom. So… about this week’s songs. Since we’ve been off the web for so long, we’ve got quite the back log.
Tom: QUITE the backlog.
Chuck: So we’ve basically taken what would have been the Song of the Week of each group of songs and then this Week’s song will be chosen from that pool.
Tom: I probably couldn’t have said it better myself.
Chuck: Thanks. I know I don’t usually do much with the mu-
Tom: I’m pretty sure I could’ve said that better, but in the spirits of Valentine’s Day, I’ll let it slide.
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What’s first?
Tom: Our first song and most recent acquisition is
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
Chuck: It look like Prince brought another nine of his songs to the Bloggaday this week. That’s a bit much, even for the Song of the Week
Tom: Well, with The 40 Year Old Boy posdcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-forty-five-year-three/id277138218?i=90995615 had a Prince-centric episode and even referenced the Chappele's Show skit about prince http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q, both of which were so good, it just seemed fitting.
Chuck: And next?
Tom: The greatness that can be chick music, with just a bit of sentimental value for our Bloggaday Author and accompanying the rest of the Deluxe edition of Hands All Over
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
Chuck: Third?
Tom: 3rd is meah
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
Chuck: Fourth?
Tom: 4th is a good song that paid its dues before finally coming the Bloggaday iTunes
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
Chuck: Yes, it faced some… stiff… competition, didn’t it?
Tom: As a matter of fact, yes it did. To the “Nth degree”
Chuck: And fifth?
Tom: Another one of the heavy hitters here,
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
Chuck: Sixth?
Tom: A solid contender,
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
Chuck: Lucky number sleven?
Tom: That would be another titan of this week’s field
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
Chuck: And Eighth?
Tom: That was actually a week of phenom free songs, this one beating out “1,000 Faces” and “MoneyGrabber”
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
Chuck: Number Nine would be?
Tom: That one’s coming off another big week, a Christmas Cd,
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
Chuck: We’re already over our word count, so we really should just announce a winner, don’t you think?
Tom: Woah, thish champagne’s finally star_ing to hit meah. You shou do iii.
Chuck: … Thank you, Tom. That means a lot. This very well could be our last Song of the Week, and you’re giving me the last Song announcement. Thank you.
Tom: …
Chuck: The final Song of the Week for year one of THE Bloggaday is…
Paul: dududududududuudududuududuududuuduudududuududuududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududududduududuududududuududu
Chuck: Thank you, Paul. I’m going to even miss you.
The Song of the Week is
Paul: “Misery”
By
Maroon 5
Chuck: PAUL! TOM!
Tom: Wha? I just tol him he coul. Wut’s ur prob?
Chuck: Is you’re champagne laced with something?
Tom: Jus a tusch of rt pousin. Gives ii su goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chuck: Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining us for over thirty weeks. We are truly blessed to be given this opportunity, and everyone here at The Song of the Week and the Bloggaday would like to extend our sincerest gratitude. Thank you so much. I am, as always, Chuck, and with me is
Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right.
Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Listening to
21st Century Breakdown
Twitter Tag
The last of the good SotWs are gone, so you’ll have to settle for this, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “And I am Funky” Dysart
By David “I Wrote Two Hundred Letters” Dysart
By David “Since Half-Past Noon” Dysart
By David “Preppy Girls Never Looked At Me” Dysart
By David “Bang Bang Goes the Broken Glass And” Dysart
By David “Now Dance, F—ker, Dance, Man, He Never Had a Chance” Dysart
By David “Like I Had None” Dysart
By David “Cheated and Abused” Dysart
By David “Blame Paul” Dysart
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
Chuck: Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to a very special Song of the Week Special. We would like to thank you all for joining us on the last Song of the Week
Tom: Don’t worry, you can start drinking in about 450 words.
Chuck: Yes, well, we’d like everyone to drink responsi-
Tom: Actually, you could do what I’m doing and start drinking now.
POP!
Chuck: TOM! We’re in the middle of a show… Where in the hell did you get a sword to open the champagne?
Tom: Come on, Chuck. Have a glass.
Chuck: Oh, all right.
Tom: …
Chuck: … Thank you.
Tom: Wow, Chuck. I can’t believe it’s already almost over.
Chuck: What, the Bloggaday? The Song of the Week? Our time together?
Tom: No, this glass. I need a refill.
Chuck: … Thanks, Tom. So… about this week’s songs. Since we’ve been off the web for so long, we’ve got quite the back log.
Tom: QUITE the backlog.
Chuck: So we’ve basically taken what would have been the Song of the Week of each group of songs and then this Week’s song will be chosen from that pool.
Tom: I probably couldn’t have said it better myself.
Chuck: Thanks. I know I don’t usually do much with the mu-
Tom: I’m pretty sure I could’ve said that better, but in the spirits of Valentine’s Day, I’ll let it slide.
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What’s first?
Tom: Our first song and most recent acquisition is
“My Name is Prince”
by
Prince
Chuck: It look like Prince brought another nine of his songs to the Bloggaday this week. That’s a bit much, even for the Song of the Week
Tom: Well, with The 40 Year Old Boy posdcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-forty-five-year-three/id277138218?i=90995615 had a Prince-centric episode and even referenced the Chappele's Show skit about prince http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q, both of which were so good, it just seemed fitting.
Chuck: And next?
Tom: The greatness that can be chick music, with just a bit of sentimental value for our Bloggaday Author and accompanying the rest of the Deluxe edition of Hands All Over
“Misery”
By
Maroon 5
Chuck: Third?
Tom: 3rd is meah
“Ball and Chain”
by
Social Distortion
Chuck: Fourth?
Tom: 4th is a good song that paid its dues before finally coming the Bloggaday iTunes
“Beverly Hills”
by
Weezer
Chuck: Yes, it faced some… stiff… competition, didn’t it?
Tom: As a matter of fact, yes it did. To the “Nth degree”
Chuck: And fifth?
Tom: Another one of the heavy hitters here,
“Holiday (Live)”
by
Green Day
Chuck: Sixth?
Tom: A solid contender,
“You’re Gonna Go Far Kid”
by
The Offspring
Chuck: Lucky number sleven?
Tom: That would be another titan of this week’s field
“She Fucking Hates Me”
By
Puddle of Mudd
Chuck: And Eighth?
Tom: That was actually a week of phenom free songs, this one beating out “1,000 Faces” and “MoneyGrabber”
“I Just Wanna Run”
By
The Downtown Fiction
Chuck: Number Nine would be?
Tom: That one’s coming off another big week, a Christmas Cd,
“Effect and Cause”
By
The White Stripes
Chuck: We’re already over our word count, so we really should just announce a winner, don’t you think?
Tom: Woah, thish champagne’s finally star_ing to hit meah. You shou do iii.
Chuck: … Thank you, Tom. That means a lot. This very well could be our last Song of the Week, and you’re giving me the last Song announcement. Thank you.
Tom: …
Chuck: The final Song of the Week for year one of THE Bloggaday is…
Paul: dududududududuudududuududuududuuduudududuududuududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududuudududuududududuudududuududududuududududududduududuududududuududu
Chuck: Thank you, Paul. I’m going to even miss you.
The Song of the Week is
Paul: “Misery”
By
Maroon 5
Chuck: PAUL! TOM!
Tom: Wha? I just tol him he coul. Wut’s ur prob?
Chuck: Is you’re champagne laced with something?
Tom: Jus a tusch of rt pousin. Gives ii su goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chuck: Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining us for over thirty weeks. We are truly blessed to be given this opportunity, and everyone here at The Song of the Week and the Bloggaday would like to extend our sincerest gratitude. Thank you so much. I am, as always, Chuck, and with me is
Tom: Tom motherfu, muth, motherkuffing, wait that’s not right.
Chuck: Have a great Valentine’s Day everyone. It looks like I’ll be spending mine getting Tom’s stomach pumped at the hospital.
Tom: And ii looks like I’ll be spenning mind pumpin yo wife. Hahahaha
Listening to
21st Century Breakdown
Twitter Tag
The last of the good SotWs are gone, so you’ll have to settle for this, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday362
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 361 – End of Year Fitness Report
Bloggaday 361 – End of Year Fitness Report
By David “12-Inch Pythons” Dysart
Date: February 12, 2011
Weight: 175
Fat %: 14
Heart: 72
Waist: 35 ½ ??
Hips: 39 ½ ??
Thighs: 20 ½ ??
Arms: 12
So the last time I did this MONTHLY segment was way back in September apparently. Ugh. I couldn’t even get good measurements for this though because I couldn’t find tape measure thing.
As for what I’ve been doing to working out and whatnot, I might be able to give a slightly more accurate description.
Last quarter, I was rock climbing and doing yoga 3 times a week. Once I started climbing, I was doing less and less weight training until I wasn’t doing any at all.
5 weeks into this quarter, and all I’m really doing is rock climbing 3 or so times a week. I will say it’s about a 15 minutes walk from the gym to where I park, with a few hills distributed in between. It’s not much shorter from my last class TO the gym, so at least I do a bit of walking… I suppose. Though I want to get back into doing weights. So hopefully in the next week or two I can start getting back into the swing of things. I haven’t even been doing much in the way of yoga.
I don’t know, I need to do something or my weight might be swinging back up in the near future. I will say though, this about the best shape I’ve ever been in. Just before I started college in 2007, I went to Hawaii for a couple of weeks. When I came home, I was about 173 or so, so I’m about where I was back then. Again though, there’s been a few hills in between those 2.
Back in Fall of 2009, I was about 220, so I’m feeling pretty good. While I wouldn’t mind losing another pound or two, what I would like to do is put on some muscle, so I guess we’ll see how that goes in the near future.
And hey, hold the presses, I think I have some ability to jog now! I felt like doing some running a week or two ago,* so I set out. I decided I wanted to get some stuff from the store, so I jogged the long way there. Now usually about half that distance, I’m in the fetal position trying to suck in as much oxygen as I can,**** but I actually just jogged all the way there. Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!
Well, to close out this Bloggaday, I’m going to leave you with my immaculate record keeping of climbs I’ve been doing this quarter. I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1428275807139&set=a.1419698032700.49009.1840165438&theater
Purple
Orange White Orange
Green Prp/Grn
Ora/Grn Wht/Brn L-b,r R-w Brn (1) Brn (2) Wht/Wht Red Yellow Rd/Brn Total
1 (1/10) 4 5 1 10
2 (1/12) 1 (5) 7 (12) 4 (4) 1 (2) 23
3 (1/14) 3 (8) 4 (16) 1 (5) 1 (3) 32
4 (1/19) 1 (9) 2 (2) 2 (7) (3) 37
5 (1/21) (9) 2 (2) 2 (4) 2 (9) (3) 1 (1) 44
6 (1/23) 1 (3) 2 (6) 1 (10) 1 (1) (3) 49
7 (1/24) 3 (12) 2 (5) 3 (9) 1 (11) 2 (3) (3) 60
8 (1/26) 2 (7) 1 (10) 4 (15) 2 (5) (3) 1 (1) 70
9 (1/28) (12) 1 (8) 1 (11) 2 (17) 1 (6) (3) 75
10 (1/31) 3 (3) 3 (11) 1 (12) 2 (2) 1 (7) (3) 85
11 (2/2) 1 (12) 2 (14) 3 (5) 1 (8) (3) 92
12 (2/3) 1 (4) 1 (13) 2 (16) 2 (7) 2 (10) (3) 1 (1) 1 (1) 1 (1) 103
13 (2/9) 3 (16) 2 (18) 2 (9) 1 (11) 2 (2) (3) 1 (2) 114
14 (2/11) 1 (17) 2 (20) 1 (10) 1 (12) (3) 119
2011 Winter Climbing
Mon January 10 Week 1
1 purple
2 orange
3 orange
4 brown
5 orange
6 purple
7 orange
8 orange
9 purple
10 purple
Purple – 4
Orange – 5
White –
Purp/Grn –
Brown (1) – 1
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 10
Wed January 12 Week 1
1purple/green
2 orange
3 purple/green
4 brown
5 orange
6 orange
7 purple/green
8 orange
9 purple/green
10 orange
11 orange
12 purple
13 orange
Purple – 1 (5)
Orange – 7 (12)
White –
Purp/Grn – 4 (4)
Brown (1) – 1 (2)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 23
Fri January 14 Week 1
1 orange
2 orange
3 orange
4 purple/green
5 purple
6prange
7 brown
8 purple
P9 urple
Purple – 3 (8)
Orange – 4 (16)
White –
Purp/Grn – 1 (5)
Brown (1) – 1 (3)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 32
Wed January 19 Week 2
1 green
2 purple/green
3 green
4 purple
5 purple/green
Purple – 1 (9)
Orange – (16)
White –
Purp/Grn – 2 (7)
Green – 2 (2)
Brown (1) – (3)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 37
Fri January 21 Week 2
1 Green
2 white
3 purple/green
4 purple/green
5 brown
6 white
7 green
Purple – (9)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (2)
Purp/Grn – 2 (9)
Green – 2 (4)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – 1 (1)
Total – 44
Sun January 23 Week 2
1 Green
2Whjie
3Purple/green
4green
5brown/white
Purple – (9)
Orange – (16)
White – 1 (3)
Purp/Grn – 1 (10)
White/Brown – 1 (1)
Green – 2 (6)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
Total – 49
Mon January 24 Week 3
1 brown/white
2 green
3 Purple/green
4 green
5 brown/white
6 White
7 purple
8 purple
9 purple
10 white
11 green
Purple – 3 (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (5)
Purp/Grn – 1 (11)
White/Brown – 2 (3)
Green – 3 (9)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
Total – 60
Wed January 26 Week 3
1 purple/green
2 white
3 purple/green
4 green
5 purple/green
6 white (35 seconds)
7 white/brown
8 white/white
9 purple/green
10 white/brown
1/2 rope two green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (7)
Purp/Grn – 4 (15)
White/Brown – 2 (5)
Green – 1 (10)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white 1 (1)
Total – 70
Fri January 28 Week 3
1 purple/green
2 white
3 Green
4 brown/white
5 purple/green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 1 (8)
Purp/Grn – 2 (17)
White/Brown – 1 (6)
Green – 1 (11)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white 1 (1)
Total – 75
Mon January 31 Week 4
1 orange
2 orange green
3 Green
4 white brown
5 white
6 white
7 orange
8 orange/green
9 orange
10 white
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – 3 (3)
White – 3 (11)
Orange/Grn – 2 (2)
White/Brown – 1 (7)
Green – 1 (12)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white (1)
Total – 85
Wed February 2 Week 4
1 orange gr
2 green
3 orange gr
4 white brown
5 orange green
6 green
7 white
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (3)
White – 1 (12)
Orange/Grn – 3 (5)
White/Brown – 1 (8)
Green – 2 (14)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Total – 92
Thur February 3 Week 4
1 Green
2 yellow cheat
3 white brown
4 red cheat
5 red brown
6 white (first 1/3 with nat feat
7 green
8 orange/green
9 white/brown
10 orange green
11 orange
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – 1 (4)
White – 1 (13)
Orange/Grn – 2 (7)
White/Brown – 2 (10)
Green – 2 (16)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – 1 (1)
Yellow – 1 (1)
Red/Brwn – 1 (1)
Total – 103
Wed February 9 Week 5
1 orange/green
2 yellow
3 white/brown
4 lh-brown lf-red r-white
5 orange/green
6 lh-brown lf-red r-white
7 white
8 white
9 white
10 green
11 green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (4)
White – 3 (16)
Orange/Grn – 2 (9)
White/Brown – 1 (11)
L-b,r R-w – 2 (2)
Green – 2 (18)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – (1)
Yellow – 1 (2)
Red/Brwn – (1)
Total – 114
Fri February 11 Week 5
1 white/brown
2 green
3 white
4 green orange
5 green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (4)
White – 1 (17)
Orange/Grn – 1 (10)
White/Brown – 1 (12)
L-b,r R-w – (2)
Green – 2 (20)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – (1)
Yellow – (2)
Red/Brwn – (1)
Total – 119
Listening to
Prince Medley by Meddling Prince
Twitter Tag
Interested about my fitness progress? OF COURSE YOU ARE! But only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**
** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.
*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,****
**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth.
but that’s not as hyperbolic in making my point.
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “12-Inch Pythons” Dysart
Date: February 12, 2011
Weight: 175
Fat %: 14
Heart: 72
Waist: 35 ½ ??
Hips: 39 ½ ??
Thighs: 20 ½ ??
Arms: 12
So the last time I did this MONTHLY segment was way back in September apparently. Ugh. I couldn’t even get good measurements for this though because I couldn’t find tape measure thing.
As for what I’ve been doing to working out and whatnot, I might be able to give a slightly more accurate description.
Last quarter, I was rock climbing and doing yoga 3 times a week. Once I started climbing, I was doing less and less weight training until I wasn’t doing any at all.
5 weeks into this quarter, and all I’m really doing is rock climbing 3 or so times a week. I will say it’s about a 15 minutes walk from the gym to where I park, with a few hills distributed in between. It’s not much shorter from my last class TO the gym, so at least I do a bit of walking… I suppose. Though I want to get back into doing weights. So hopefully in the next week or two I can start getting back into the swing of things. I haven’t even been doing much in the way of yoga.
I don’t know, I need to do something or my weight might be swinging back up in the near future. I will say though, this about the best shape I’ve ever been in. Just before I started college in 2007, I went to Hawaii for a couple of weeks. When I came home, I was about 173 or so, so I’m about where I was back then. Again though, there’s been a few hills in between those 2.
Back in Fall of 2009, I was about 220, so I’m feeling pretty good. While I wouldn’t mind losing another pound or two, what I would like to do is put on some muscle, so I guess we’ll see how that goes in the near future.
And hey, hold the presses, I think I have some ability to jog now! I felt like doing some running a week or two ago,* so I set out. I decided I wanted to get some stuff from the store, so I jogged the long way there. Now usually about half that distance, I’m in the fetal position trying to suck in as much oxygen as I can,**** but I actually just jogged all the way there. Ha! In you face Verizoninjas. Catch me now!
Well, to close out this Bloggaday, I’m going to leave you with my immaculate record keeping of climbs I’ve been doing this quarter. I will say it’s a good thing I’m almost at 155, because it’s a drag to keep updated. While I’ll keep climbing even after I make 155, I’m not sure if I’ll keep track of my climbs this well. I’m sure I will, because if I don’t I’m going to be pissed at myself 2 months down the line. Yeah, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m going to track my progress all quarter. Are you happy? If it wasn’t for this blog post, I probably would have stopped and been perfectly content for two months. Thanks a lot, Bloggaday Readers. Like I didn’t have enough on my plate being the PR Director for Southern California premiere international art and literary magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which you can find on Facebook AND Myspace.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1428275807139&set=a.1419698032700.49009.1840165438&theater
Purple
Orange White Orange
Green Prp/Grn
Ora/Grn Wht/Brn L-b,r R-w Brn (1) Brn (2) Wht/Wht Red Yellow Rd/Brn Total
1 (1/10) 4 5 1 10
2 (1/12) 1 (5) 7 (12) 4 (4) 1 (2) 23
3 (1/14) 3 (8) 4 (16) 1 (5) 1 (3) 32
4 (1/19) 1 (9) 2 (2) 2 (7) (3) 37
5 (1/21) (9) 2 (2) 2 (4) 2 (9) (3) 1 (1) 44
6 (1/23) 1 (3) 2 (6) 1 (10) 1 (1) (3) 49
7 (1/24) 3 (12) 2 (5) 3 (9) 1 (11) 2 (3) (3) 60
8 (1/26) 2 (7) 1 (10) 4 (15) 2 (5) (3) 1 (1) 70
9 (1/28) (12) 1 (8) 1 (11) 2 (17) 1 (6) (3) 75
10 (1/31) 3 (3) 3 (11) 1 (12) 2 (2) 1 (7) (3) 85
11 (2/2) 1 (12) 2 (14) 3 (5) 1 (8) (3) 92
12 (2/3) 1 (4) 1 (13) 2 (16) 2 (7) 2 (10) (3) 1 (1) 1 (1) 1 (1) 103
13 (2/9) 3 (16) 2 (18) 2 (9) 1 (11) 2 (2) (3) 1 (2) 114
14 (2/11) 1 (17) 2 (20) 1 (10) 1 (12) (3) 119
2011 Winter Climbing
Mon January 10 Week 1
1 purple
2 orange
3 orange
4 brown
5 orange
6 purple
7 orange
8 orange
9 purple
10 purple
Purple – 4
Orange – 5
White –
Purp/Grn –
Brown (1) – 1
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 10
Wed January 12 Week 1
1purple/green
2 orange
3 purple/green
4 brown
5 orange
6 orange
7 purple/green
8 orange
9 purple/green
10 orange
11 orange
12 purple
13 orange
Purple – 1 (5)
Orange – 7 (12)
White –
Purp/Grn – 4 (4)
Brown (1) – 1 (2)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 23
Fri January 14 Week 1
1 orange
2 orange
3 orange
4 purple/green
5 purple
6prange
7 brown
8 purple
P9 urple
Purple – 3 (8)
Orange – 4 (16)
White –
Purp/Grn – 1 (5)
Brown (1) – 1 (3)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 32
Wed January 19 Week 2
1 green
2 purple/green
3 green
4 purple
5 purple/green
Purple – 1 (9)
Orange – (16)
White –
Purp/Grn – 2 (7)
Green – 2 (2)
Brown (1) – (3)
White (L) Orange (R) –
Brown (2) –
Total – 37
Fri January 21 Week 2
1 Green
2 white
3 purple/green
4 purple/green
5 brown
6 white
7 green
Purple – (9)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (2)
Purp/Grn – 2 (9)
Green – 2 (4)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – 1 (1)
Total – 44
Sun January 23 Week 2
1 Green
2Whjie
3Purple/green
4green
5brown/white
Purple – (9)
Orange – (16)
White – 1 (3)
Purp/Grn – 1 (10)
White/Brown – 1 (1)
Green – 2 (6)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
Total – 49
Mon January 24 Week 3
1 brown/white
2 green
3 Purple/green
4 green
5 brown/white
6 White
7 purple
8 purple
9 purple
10 white
11 green
Purple – 3 (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (5)
Purp/Grn – 1 (11)
White/Brown – 2 (3)
Green – 3 (9)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
Total – 60
Wed January 26 Week 3
1 purple/green
2 white
3 purple/green
4 green
5 purple/green
6 white (35 seconds)
7 white/brown
8 white/white
9 purple/green
10 white/brown
1/2 rope two green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 2 (7)
Purp/Grn – 4 (15)
White/Brown – 2 (5)
Green – 1 (10)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white 1 (1)
Total – 70
Fri January 28 Week 3
1 purple/green
2 white
3 Green
4 brown/white
5 purple/green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
White – 1 (8)
Purp/Grn – 2 (17)
White/Brown – 1 (6)
Green – 1 (11)
Brown (1) – (3)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white 1 (1)
Total – 75
Mon January 31 Week 4
1 orange
2 orange green
3 Green
4 white brown
5 white
6 white
7 orange
8 orange/green
9 orange
10 white
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – 3 (3)
White – 3 (11)
Orange/Grn – 2 (2)
White/Brown – 1 (7)
Green – 1 (12)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white (1)
Total – 85
Wed February 2 Week 4
1 orange gr
2 green
3 orange gr
4 white brown
5 orange green
6 green
7 white
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (3)
White – 1 (12)
Orange/Grn – 3 (5)
White/Brown – 1 (8)
Green – 2 (14)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Total – 92
Thur February 3 Week 4
1 Green
2 yellow cheat
3 white brown
4 red cheat
5 red brown
6 white (first 1/3 with nat feat
7 green
8 orange/green
9 white/brown
10 orange green
11 orange
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – 1 (4)
White – 1 (13)
Orange/Grn – 2 (7)
White/Brown – 2 (10)
Green – 2 (16)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – 1 (1)
Yellow – 1 (1)
Red/Brwn – 1 (1)
Total – 103
Wed February 9 Week 5
1 orange/green
2 yellow
3 white/brown
4 lh-brown lf-red r-white
5 orange/green
6 lh-brown lf-red r-white
7 white
8 white
9 white
10 green
11 green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (4)
White – 3 (16)
Orange/Grn – 2 (9)
White/Brown – 1 (11)
L-b,r R-w – 2 (2)
Green – 2 (18)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – (1)
Yellow – 1 (2)
Red/Brwn – (1)
Total – 114
Fri February 11 Week 5
1 white/brown
2 green
3 white
4 green orange
5 green
Purple – (12)
Orange – (16)
Purp/Grn – (17)
Brown (1) – (3)
_________________
Orange – (4)
White – 1 (17)
Orange/Grn – 1 (10)
White/Brown – 1 (12)
L-b,r R-w – (2)
Green – 2 (20)
Brown (2) – (1)
White/white – (1)
Red – (1)
Yellow – (2)
Red/Brwn – (1)
Total – 119
Listening to
Prince Medley by Meddling Prince
Twitter Tag
Interested about my fitness progress? OF COURSE YOU ARE! But only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday361
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
* I was actually listening to I Wanna Run, and thought, “Hey, this is good running music. I should go do that.”**
** So I immediately sprinted to my computer and spent half an hour*** making a good playlist for running.
*** It was actually probably 45 seconds on my iPhone,****
**** But this has got a bit more of that hyperbolic taste I wanted to leave in your mouth.
but that’s not as hyperbolic in making my point.
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11
Bloggaday 360 – Wall: 6 David: 11
By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart
Some time ago, I posted my rock wall Bloggaday exploits here Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday260 and http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday261 and then an update with video http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday278
Since then, I’ve started writing an update, but I can’t find it on my Mac. Though, a score would probably be rather silly anyways. If you took a look at those posts, you would see that I started keeping score between the wall and myself. I was going to give myself a point for every new route I was able to do and for landmarks like doing 10 climbs in one trip. It’s been a while though, and while the wall has bested once or twice, the numbers are going to start getting up there.
Anyways, this quarter I started The Mile High Challenge where you climb the equivalent of a mile in a quarter. For those of us who are afraid of that giant ball of fusion-powered fire and plasma, that means 155 climbs on the indoor wall at CSUSB. Well, I’m halfway through the quarter and sitting on 119 (and a half) climbs. Getting to 155 won’t be hard (and would score me another point if I was still keeping track).
Hmm, with all this talk about scores, I wonder what it would look like…
Clean (monocolor routes [which is a shame, because I do a bunch of multicolor routes])
Purple
Orange
Brown (1)
Orange (2)
White
Green
Brown (2)
So that’s another 7 points for routes. That’s more like a dozen if you count multi-colored routes, but I’m going to count those.
I’ve bouldered both ways, so that’s another 2 points. That’s 9 + 1 from before for 10 points. I’ve also polished off 10 climbs in a day (13 is my best), so that’s 11 points.
As for the wall, I’ve been stymied and still haven’t been able to cleanly climb anything in the chimney, so that’s a point for it (4). Umm, I’ve hurt both of my arms on the wall, so that’s another 2 points.
Now, my right forearm is one of those things that if I pick up my laptop and anything else that torques my arm, there’s a sharp pain about halfway up. The green route definitely exasperated the problem, but I think I’m pretty good now.
For my other arm, it’s a little patch of my bicep just above the nook of my elbow. I hurt it early December (I think. For all I can remember, it could have been November). I took a week off during break, came back, and it still hurt. I got an elbow brace and took another week off. And it still hurt.
I haven’t taken anymore weeks off, but over the last week or two, it was finally started to feel better. I was rather ecstatic, but then real life happened and I was lifting stuff, and sure enough, I hurt it again. This has been a recent development, so I’m not sure if it’s going to last another 3 months or if it’ll be fine in the near future.
So when we add all of this up, that’s Wall: 6 David: 11
It’s like a nightmare, isn’t it?
Well, I was going to post my progress on the Mile High Challenge, but then I got distracted will all of this competitive talks. I think tomorrow I’ll post that as well as one last fitness update.
Listening to
Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “It’s Like a Nightmare, isn’t It?” Dysart
Some time ago, I posted my rock wall Bloggaday exploits here Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday260 and http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday261 and then an update with video http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday278
Since then, I’ve started writing an update, but I can’t find it on my Mac. Though, a score would probably be rather silly anyways. If you took a look at those posts, you would see that I started keeping score between the wall and myself. I was going to give myself a point for every new route I was able to do and for landmarks like doing 10 climbs in one trip. It’s been a while though, and while the wall has bested once or twice, the numbers are going to start getting up there.
Anyways, this quarter I started The Mile High Challenge where you climb the equivalent of a mile in a quarter. For those of us who are afraid of that giant ball of fusion-powered fire and plasma, that means 155 climbs on the indoor wall at CSUSB. Well, I’m halfway through the quarter and sitting on 119 (and a half) climbs. Getting to 155 won’t be hard (and would score me another point if I was still keeping track).
Hmm, with all this talk about scores, I wonder what it would look like…
Clean (monocolor routes [which is a shame, because I do a bunch of multicolor routes])
Purple
Orange
Brown (1)
Orange (2)
White
Green
Brown (2)
So that’s another 7 points for routes. That’s more like a dozen if you count multi-colored routes, but I’m going to count those.
I’ve bouldered both ways, so that’s another 2 points. That’s 9 + 1 from before for 10 points. I’ve also polished off 10 climbs in a day (13 is my best), so that’s 11 points.
As for the wall, I’ve been stymied and still haven’t been able to cleanly climb anything in the chimney, so that’s a point for it (4). Umm, I’ve hurt both of my arms on the wall, so that’s another 2 points.
Now, my right forearm is one of those things that if I pick up my laptop and anything else that torques my arm, there’s a sharp pain about halfway up. The green route definitely exasperated the problem, but I think I’m pretty good now.
For my other arm, it’s a little patch of my bicep just above the nook of my elbow. I hurt it early December (I think. For all I can remember, it could have been November). I took a week off during break, came back, and it still hurt. I got an elbow brace and took another week off. And it still hurt.
I haven’t taken anymore weeks off, but over the last week or two, it was finally started to feel better. I was rather ecstatic, but then real life happened and I was lifting stuff, and sure enough, I hurt it again. This has been a recent development, so I’m not sure if it’s going to last another 3 months or if it’ll be fine in the near future.
So when we add all of this up, that’s Wall: 6 David: 11
It’s like a nightmare, isn’t it?
Well, I was going to post my progress on the Mile High Challenge, but then I got distracted will all of this competitive talks. I think tomorrow I’ll post that as well as one last fitness update.
Listening to
Prince is a Dick by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Wall is down by one score and there’s only 5 posts left on the year, only on Bloggaday
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Bloggaday 359 – The Sand Canyon Review Update: Events and Fundraisers
Bloggaday 359 – The Sand Canyon Review Update: Events and Fundraisers
I’m currently the Co-PR Director for The Sand Canyon, Crafton Hills College’s student-run art and literary magazine. For more info, you can visit these sites.
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
For a quick view of our rules, you can check out our flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
You can also submit your art, photography, poetry and short stories to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
Now, for the events:
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)
February 8th (Tuesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377
The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza
Shakeys Pizza Restaurant
836 W Colton Ave
Redlands, CA 92374
February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00
We are currently in negotiations with Jamba Juice, Coldstone, as well as getting an open mike with bands at an off-campus venue. Read on for more information for our current events
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm.
We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm.
We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's magazine and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza
Shakeys Pizza Restaurant
836 W Colton Ave
Redlands, CA 92374
February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
From 2:00pm until closing, if you bring in a ticket from The Sand Canyon Review, the magazine will receive 20% from your purchases! So there's no need for you to buy anything from us to raise money for the magazine. Simply showing up and having a great time is helping inspire culture and making the dreams of aspiring artists and writers come true.
The class and families of the students will be coming in at approximately 5:00pm, but as long as you present a ticket from us when you purchase your food, 20% of the proceeds will go to the magazine
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
For directions
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=836%20W.%20Colton%20Ave%2092374
Information and availability of the tickets is upcoming
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th (Tuesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information).
We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th and 16th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information).
We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
Listening to
Mantracker
Twitter Tag
Support the soon to be INTERNATIONAL art and literary magazine based in SoCal, learn more on Bloggaday
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
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http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
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http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
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http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
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I’m currently the Co-PR Director for The Sand Canyon, Crafton Hills College’s student-run art and literary magazine. For more info, you can visit these sites.
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
For a quick view of our rules, you can check out our flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
You can also submit your art, photography, poetry and short stories to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
Now, for the events:
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)
February 8th (Tuesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377
The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza
Shakeys Pizza Restaurant
836 W Colton Ave
Redlands, CA 92374
February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00
We are currently in negotiations with Jamba Juice, Coldstone, as well as getting an open mike with bands at an off-campus venue. Read on for more information for our current events
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 1)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=186032654751290
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm.
We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review at Club Rush (Day 2)
February 9th (Wednesday) 10-1
11711 Sand Canyon Road
Crafton Hills College Quad
Facebook Event http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158827567502377
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table at CHC's Club rush February 8th and 9th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10am-1pm.
We will be fundraising (including selling Valentine's Day related items). We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's magazine and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review @ Shakey's Pizza
Shakeys Pizza Restaurant
836 W Colton Ave
Redlands, CA 92374
February 24th (Thursday) 2:00-closing (Class is expected at 5:00pm)
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
From 2:00pm until closing, if you bring in a ticket from The Sand Canyon Review, the magazine will receive 20% from your purchases! So there's no need for you to buy anything from us to raise money for the magazine. Simply showing up and having a great time is helping inspire culture and making the dreams of aspiring artists and writers come true.
The class and families of the students will be coming in at approximately 5:00pm, but as long as you present a ticket from us when you purchase your food, 20% of the proceeds will go to the magazine
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
For directions
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=836%20W.%20Colton%20Ave%2092374
Information and availability of the tickets is upcoming
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 1)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 15th (Tuesday) 10:00-1:00
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th (Tuesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information).
We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
The Sand Canyon Review St. Patrick’s Day Fundraiser (Day 2)
Crafton Hills College’s Quad
11711 Sand Canyon Road
March 16th (Wednesday) 10:00-1:00
This is a fundraising event for The Sand Canyon Review, Crafton Hills College's student-run art and literary magazine.
The Sand Canyon Review will have a table in CHC's quad March 15th and 16th (Tuesday and Wednesday) from 10:00am-1:00pm Even though St. Patrick’s Day isn’t until the 17th, feel free to stop by for our St. Patty’s Day-themed fundraiser where we will be appropriately-themed items as well as food (stay tuned for more information).
We will also be advertising for the magazine, passing out copies of last year's edition and fliers for submission.
Please invite everyone you know to come!
To submit, you can view our guidelines on our fabulous flier
http://tiny.cc/scrflier
and then submit your work to
SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
If you’d like to learn more about The Sand Canyon Review, you can visit these sites
http://www.facebook.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://www.myspace.com/thesandcanyonreview
http://thesandcanyonreview.blogspot.com/
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http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
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