Bloggaday 358 – The Third Great Trigady pt 13
By David “I’m Going All Soft” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday340
“Bloggaday 340 – Lifeboat psychology pt 1
By David “Physcics Professor, Psych Major, El Capitan, And All Around Good Guy” Dysart
Things you didn’t know about me, eh? Well, here’s one. I was once cast asea in a lifeboat with 4 other people. I won’t go into the back-story, but needless to say, discount cruise to Mehheeco, yadda yadda yadda, I’m drinking tequila in a deflating rubber bottle top of a death trap.
So, as I said, the raft isn’t doing too good. I’ll spare you the dramatics of the conversation, but we decided that one of us had to jump off of the raft. Hey! You weren’t there. don’t judge me! Sure, I brought it up, and I might have implied I was a physics professor and the raft wasn’t capable of sustaining that many people, but it’s not like I said that the jumpee had just sink. They could tread water. I mean, we’re in the middle of the ocean. We’re bound to run into some rebellious land that has risen up against its water oppressors.
So, where was I? That’s right, we were trying to decide who would go overboard. Well, talks had barely started when the other guy in the boat just leaned back went overboard.
It was the damndest thing.
I’m not ashamed to admit I wept openly for that great man. Deep down, I think he knew that shark had been circling the boat. I mean, the way I had been throwing up… In hindsight, yeah, the half-digested shrimp in my gut were of course going to bring meat-eaters around.
So, yeah, I cried. But then I realized that in the very near future, it was going to be 3 women and me on a deserted island… I just couldn’t remain sullen about my brave boatmate’s fate.
Well, I might have realized that situation before I openly wept, and the tears MIGHT have been fake, but it’s the action that counts, not the thought.
Hmm, when exactly was it that I realized that his absence left the odds very favorable for me? But I tried saving him. I really really tried. Just ask the girls. I lunged for him as he went overboard. None of them did. I don’t think they were really paying attention to him. But me? It’s just a shame we were sitting across from each other. Had I been closer, maybe I could have saved that brave and noble man.
I mean, I wish I could see a replay of it. I actually made contact with him as he went overboard, but I just couldn’t grab him. But, it’s not just my amazing physical prowess that almost saved my fallen comrade. It’s really my keen ability to read people. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I am a psych major. I could see it in his body language. It just wasn’t right…
Listening to
Free Ride by Edgar Winter Group (horrible name by the way), but every time I hear it, I think of this piece of television gold -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-T0qfv39c8
Twitter Tag
Favorable odd, people reading, heroic actions, and feats of amazing physical prowess? Only on Bloggaday! http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday340”
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I just copy/paste the entire Bloggaday into a clipshow? You’re dim right I did. The clipshow that is The Third Great Trigady is home of the best of the best of the Bloggaday. And guess what? Part 1 of Lifeboat Psychology was just that dim good. So you can put that in Tom’s antique pipe and suck on it all night long.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday341
“Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2
By David “Carpenter Square Shoulders” Dysart
Because I was sensing this, I started one of those silent, face conversations guys can have.* He was actually quite pleading in it. He brought up a very good point. What if we make our way to some deserted island, and then there’s some sort of global catastrophe that wipes out all of mankind? The job of repopulated the planet would fall to those in the raft. Apparently it was all a bit too much pressure for him. You glanced at the three women and communicated to me, “I just can’t do it. I simply don’t have the stamina for THREE women. But you! Good genes have made you tall. And those shoulders, man! If you tattooed framing on your collarbone, a carpenter would be using them.**” Come to think of it, I had seen him on the cruise earlier. He was wearing those really short volley ball shorts. The weird thing is though, there wasn’t a volleyball court on the ship. The plus about these nonverbal conversations though is the fact that I didn’t have to listen to his lisp.
Anyways, so I could see how torn up he was. He didn’t want the responsibility of possibly being the father of a new global population, but he didn’t have the nerve to make the leap.
I knew what I had to do. This valiant man was willing to give up his life for the good of mankind. I had to do my part though. I leapt for him and gave him a good shove. He freaked out a little as he went over. I’m not sure if it was having second thoughts or if it was just instinct, but he locked onto my arm like a rat getting chucked over a cheesy E. Luckily, once the shark got him, he let right go and didn’t embarrass himself anymore.
As for me, I never made it to that deserted island with the Miss July, Miss, August, and Miss*** November. The Coast Guard found our little boat about fifteen minutes later. I suppose the moral of the story is, when things look bleak and grim, just jump off. It’ll give somebody somewhere a really good story.
Listening to
Myself chuckling
Twitter Tag
Today I tell an inspiring story of a great man, global catastrophe, a veiled reference to Chuck E. Cheese, and a shark, only on Bloggaday
* Girls, forget that you ever read that. Men have NOT in fact developed a system of communication that has been passed down father-to-son. Though, if there were such a system devised, it would have been created by Abraham and Isaac.^
** Don’t worry if that didn’t make you ROFL. It was a bit of a stretch, and the joke isn’t even that funny.
*** Recently widowed Miss
^ The system was later improved upon by Jesus and the Big Guy Himself.^^
^^ Other than official translations, no other changes have been made. Though if another father must sacrifice his son, a memo may have to go around.”
Whoops, clumsy me again. I just plopped the entire Bloggaday 341 – Lifeboat psychology pt 2 Bloggaday as a clipshow. Man, I’m sorry you had to read all of that awesomeness.
Now tomorrow wraps up Lifeboat Psychology, but I can’t imagine I’m going to copy/paste the entire thing again. It’s just an explanation for the previous 2 posts. I’m sure I was on a role though and there was something clipshow-able in it. See you then;
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday342
“Bloggaday 342 – Lifeboat psychology pt 3
By David “Full of Post-Horse Feed” Dysart
AKA David “Childlike, Desire-Driven, and Impulse-Ridden” Dysart
As I hope you’d have guessed by now, the preceding story wasn’t in fact true. Though as they say, every lie begins with a grain of truth. Such is the case with this one. While I’ve never been in a life raft, I’ve been on a cruise to Mehheeco. But, that’s a pretty fine grain truth, so I’ll go with the good, thick grain that’s buried under this pile of… post-horse feed.
On the first day of my first psychology class, we played a game. It was called
…*
…*
…*
Lifeboat!**
The class was broken up into groups of 4 or five. My group was 2 guys and 3 girls.*** The situation for the game was that one of us had to jump off of the boat and get eaten by the sharks**** in order for the others to survive.*****
In the end, the game is an example of the id, ego, superego (as proposed by a guy named Sigmund [and how his life got flip turned upsidedown******]) While I don’t really remember her schpeal post-game, I think I understand the three well enough to convey the message on a blog that has brought such educational nuggets as the Law of Special Baconivity (http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/2010/04/bloggaday-73-pwnd-with-side-of-bacon.html) and Women Explained: Missing Periods and the Compulsive “P” That Follows (http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday307).
People who just won’t jump (won’t give a reason, they just won’t jump) are being dominated by their id, the childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden part of you. People who use religion (and similar moral-based reasoning for our agnostic and atheistic audience) in their choice are using their superego, this being where our values and core beliefs are. Now, people who use the ego, are reasoning with the practicalities in front of them to calculate jump-value.
In my group, there really was a guy who just said, yep, I’ll go. He didn’t give a reason. He just jumped (No, I didn’t push him off of our imaginary life raft). So, when it came time for us to say who jumped, I got the finger of death and had to say who and why they jumped. Well. There wasn’t much to say, but this is where the whole “I don’t know, he just jumped. I tried to grab him,” yada yada yada thing came in. I suppose you had to be there. Though that probably wouldn’t have helped that much. I was there and my own wit didn’t astound me to an extent that I clearly remember it. But you know what? I just milked 3 Bloggadays out of it, so I’m happy.
Listening to
Dance, F--ker, dance. Man, he never had a chance – The Offspring
Twitter Tag
I get childlike, desire-driven, and impulse-ridden and calculate jump values, but only on Bloggaday
* That’s a drumroll^
** Actually, it was just called “Lifeboat,” not “Lifeboat!”
*** Hey! 2 and 3 = 5!^^
**** While I gave a reason for the circling sharks in my story, the Psych teacher didn’t. :-(
***** If one person from a 5-person raft had to jump, doesn’t that mean that the 4-person rafts would have been fine?^^^
****** I really need to stop going to Will Smith and the Fresh Prince of Bellaire for my musical reference
^ But not always. “…” usually just means pause.
^^ You also may have been able to figure that out by the story.
^^^ Something doesn’t quite add up about all of this >.> <.< >.>”
HEY! That’s way too much awesomeness there! That’s for compact awesomeness only. You’ll have to find someplace else to clipshow it. Nothing to see here folks. Move along while we get this matter straightened out.
Yeah, so I ended up just copy/pasting the entire thing. These 3 are the only ones I’ve done this to. It’s a pretty big deal. They’re 1 in a 100, really. In the 99th percentile. This post had another first. Many times, I’ve want to toss an “AKA” in there and give myself another nickname, but I always fought the urge. My will wavered this time though and I gave in. I’ve just been in too good of a mood the last few days. ^.^ =D ;) :-P I’m going all soft (Bazinga)
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday343
“It’s the poke, poke with the elbow + slurmy smile types of jokes
…
As terrible as it sounds though, I loved that moment. It was such a real moment.”
Bloggaday 343 – That’s what she said pt 2 wasn’t anything special. Because of the Third Great Trigady, I knew I was running out of free Bloggadays, so I decided it was finally time to throw it out to the wolves that is absolutely no one reading it.
Now, I wanted to say that last paragraph, but I also wanted to make a comment on the second clip from Bloggaday 343. I actually tend to enjoy these moments because, as I said, they’re real, Raw, kick you in the balls, life experiences. And it’s not like I’m an Ubermunch or anything, but they’re just moments everyone needs to experience, and I’m a tad bit behind. There are other moments that I look forward to happening, an others that I have NO interest in happening. They’re all going to happen though, so it’ll be interesting to get a glimpse of my hindsight after them.
Listening to
John Wayne on American Idol
Twitter Tag
Having accepted the essence of The 3rd Great Trigady, he has set out, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday358
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12
Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12
By David “Bioautographical Author” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday333
So what did I do? Surely, I scoured my options, broke down the door of the secret meeting place of these people and recruited the very best and brightest.
Yeah… That’s not what slackers do. You can look it up in the dictionary, but usually definition 3 in most up-to-date dictionaries say something along the lines of: “A person or entity that stays away from one or more of the following activities: scouring, finding secret and well-hidden meeting places, forcefully destroying doors, shucking clams, recruiting people, especially on the basis of brightness and qualifications of being the best.”
…
Don’t I just inspire your trust and awe as a PR Director? I get the feeling I’m glad I can’t actually hear your responses.
…
Beyond this though, I’m trying to get a job. /Sigh. How do people with lives have time for anything? I barely have any semblance one,``` no job, and for a couple of more days, no school, and I’m having to schedule time for me to breath here. Though, if Riley Litzenluxchemetroplisvilletownshipberger is reading this, I have a Mac, so I have a nifty little calendar built into my Laptop that automatically syncs with my phone, so no matter where I go, I know exactly when to breathe since it was so user-friendly to schedule my breaks into it. HA!
…
``` A life that is.
Nothing spectacular from this Bloggaday, but I hit on some pretty solid notes I think. The post itself was about my upcoming role as PR Director for the art and literary Magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which has been getting quite a bit of press lately on the clip shows. SO yeah, submit your work to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday334
“but more on that in the next paragraph. Hey look! It’s right there. What a co-winkadink.
…
Twitter Tag
… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Only on Bloggaday
Honestly, I just wanted to add the Twitter Tag. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 1 talked about how inept I am on the phone. Guess what comes with being bad on the phone? …
…
…
…
PAUSES!
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday335
“When X= phone,
and while
xInept + xInept = stupidly long xcalls,
xInept + xHater = short calls.
That builds a positive image of the xInept, which is good since xInept needs all of the good press he can muster. Though, really, I’m not THAT utterly socially inept. Well, I am, but I manage. You see niceness and funniness make for the perfect smokescreen to cover up my social incompetence. Funny is the smoke, and nice is the screen. Combined, they form the perfect amalgam of social coverfire. In reality, I have all the social aptitude of Helen Keller
…
bioautographical
…
I mean, how do you not love a narrator saying, “Her head swayed back, lips pulled into a smile that would have made Liberace play straight for a night as he fingered the beat above her long ivories.”
…
Twitter Tag
Yeah, I’m done writing nov** only on Bloggaday –David “Ivory Admirer” Dysart”
Oh, “Another Day In the Life,” why do you amuse me so?
I will say though that the whole “nov**” took me a minute to remember what exactly I did. But it’s me cutting the “w” in half because I was utterly done with that Bloggaday. Meah, I seemed rather pleased with myself when did it.
And I must add, that I do enjoy the word, “bioautographical.” It’s taking real people and putting them into fiction. I’m sure there’s already a word for it (And I don’t mean something like the alternative history genre), but I like mine.
All in all, Bloggaday 320 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 2 was another solid Bloggaday.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday336
“By David “This Is A Boring Bloggaday, So Just Read The Previous Or Next Bloggaday Instead Of This one, If You Would Be So Kind” Dysart
…
Well, now it’s time for TEXTS!
/Cue crazy Peewee Herman scene.
…
…
Awkward blog pause… … !!! … …
…
…
Yeah… So anyways…
…
Now, this is me being in my own head, but bare with me.``
…
Anyways, back to the perioded single-word text, right after this line break.
Hey, welcome back. SO```
`` I suppose you could bear with me, but how are we going to shake the it?^
``` I’m sorry; I totally didn’t mean to yell that “so.” It should have been “So.”
^ And since absolutely no one is going to get that reference,^^ I’ll add that I could be persuaded to be beered with, but as the double feature mentioned, I’m good just hanging around drunken folks.
^^ I wish I didn’t get the reference, but my brother made sure that it would forever be scarred in my brainial tissue.
^^^ While I didn’t cover the emphasis possibility, you can probably figure it out.”
I’m not ENTIRELY sure why I was hating on Bloggaday 336 – Single word texts with a period so much. Granted, it was a horrible premise, but I think the execution came off not terrible. At the very least, I deemed it good enough to toss into the Third Great Trigady.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday337
“or send your Verizoninjas after me.
…
After all, it’s got 3G.```
…
Well, shitake mushrooms weren’t cooked up, because… well… I don’t eat mushroom, but I digress.
…
``` Granted, it is AT&T 3g, but nonetheless”
I almost wish that “or send your Verizoninjas after me” was the only bit I took from Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1. Come on? Wait a minute, why did I ask “Come one”? That was just poor punctuating. Well, I ended up spreading the hate to Verizon AND AT&T, so I’m not companyist.
Yeah, I’m just babbling. “Type to you all real soon.”
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday338
“They replaced it with a shmexy box. Now, when I wrote this, I was going to put a picture of my box on here, but that now seems entirely inappropriate.
…
The lazy-to-need ratio just isn’t right for me to do so yet.
…
^.^
”
Bloggaday 338 – In Yo Face! Pt 2 is the follow-up release by Bloggaday Author David Dysart and his wildly unreleased post, Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1.
I will tell you, there are still a few little nuggets of gold in the original post that I didn’t add to the clipshow. I suppose if you want to go panning for gold, you should probably go read the actual post ^.^
But no, there’s no pictures of my box on there. You have to buy me dinner for that -_o
Hmm, -_o doesn’t really feel the same as ;)
Meah. Onto the next clip!
Listening to
100,000 mile or 3 year Warrantee by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Infused with the 3rd Great Trigaday, the Bloggaday Author came free, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday357
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “Bioautographical Author” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday333
So what did I do? Surely, I scoured my options, broke down the door of the secret meeting place of these people and recruited the very best and brightest.
Yeah… That’s not what slackers do. You can look it up in the dictionary, but usually definition 3 in most up-to-date dictionaries say something along the lines of: “A person or entity that stays away from one or more of the following activities: scouring, finding secret and well-hidden meeting places, forcefully destroying doors, shucking clams, recruiting people, especially on the basis of brightness and qualifications of being the best.”
…
Don’t I just inspire your trust and awe as a PR Director? I get the feeling I’m glad I can’t actually hear your responses.
…
Beyond this though, I’m trying to get a job. /Sigh. How do people with lives have time for anything? I barely have any semblance one,``` no job, and for a couple of more days, no school, and I’m having to schedule time for me to breath here. Though, if Riley Litzenluxchemetroplisvilletownshipberger is reading this, I have a Mac, so I have a nifty little calendar built into my Laptop that automatically syncs with my phone, so no matter where I go, I know exactly when to breathe since it was so user-friendly to schedule my breaks into it. HA!
…
``` A life that is.
Nothing spectacular from this Bloggaday, but I hit on some pretty solid notes I think. The post itself was about my upcoming role as PR Director for the art and literary Magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which has been getting quite a bit of press lately on the clip shows. SO yeah, submit your work to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday334
“but more on that in the next paragraph. Hey look! It’s right there. What a co-winkadink.
…
Twitter Tag
… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Only on Bloggaday
Honestly, I just wanted to add the Twitter Tag. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 1 talked about how inept I am on the phone. Guess what comes with being bad on the phone? …
…
…
…
PAUSES!
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday335
“When X= phone,
and while
xInept + xInept = stupidly long xcalls,
xInept + xHater = short calls.
That builds a positive image of the xInept, which is good since xInept needs all of the good press he can muster. Though, really, I’m not THAT utterly socially inept. Well, I am, but I manage. You see niceness and funniness make for the perfect smokescreen to cover up my social incompetence. Funny is the smoke, and nice is the screen. Combined, they form the perfect amalgam of social coverfire. In reality, I have all the social aptitude of Helen Keller
…
bioautographical
…
I mean, how do you not love a narrator saying, “Her head swayed back, lips pulled into a smile that would have made Liberace play straight for a night as he fingered the beat above her long ivories.”
…
Twitter Tag
Yeah, I’m done writing nov** only on Bloggaday –David “Ivory Admirer” Dysart”
Oh, “Another Day In the Life,” why do you amuse me so?
I will say though that the whole “nov**” took me a minute to remember what exactly I did. But it’s me cutting the “w” in half because I was utterly done with that Bloggaday. Meah, I seemed rather pleased with myself when did it.
And I must add, that I do enjoy the word, “bioautographical.” It’s taking real people and putting them into fiction. I’m sure there’s already a word for it (And I don’t mean something like the alternative history genre), but I like mine.
All in all, Bloggaday 320 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 2 was another solid Bloggaday.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday336
“By David “This Is A Boring Bloggaday, So Just Read The Previous Or Next Bloggaday Instead Of This one, If You Would Be So Kind” Dysart
…
Well, now it’s time for TEXTS!
/Cue crazy Peewee Herman scene.
…
…
Awkward blog pause… … !!! … …
…
…
Yeah… So anyways…
…
Now, this is me being in my own head, but bare with me.``
…
Anyways, back to the perioded single-word text, right after this line break.
Hey, welcome back. SO```
`` I suppose you could bear with me, but how are we going to shake the it?^
``` I’m sorry; I totally didn’t mean to yell that “so.” It should have been “So.”
^ And since absolutely no one is going to get that reference,^^ I’ll add that I could be persuaded to be beered with, but as the double feature mentioned, I’m good just hanging around drunken folks.
^^ I wish I didn’t get the reference, but my brother made sure that it would forever be scarred in my brainial tissue.
^^^ While I didn’t cover the emphasis possibility, you can probably figure it out.”
I’m not ENTIRELY sure why I was hating on Bloggaday 336 – Single word texts with a period so much. Granted, it was a horrible premise, but I think the execution came off not terrible. At the very least, I deemed it good enough to toss into the Third Great Trigady.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday337
“or send your Verizoninjas after me.
…
After all, it’s got 3G.```
…
Well, shitake mushrooms weren’t cooked up, because… well… I don’t eat mushroom, but I digress.
…
``` Granted, it is AT&T 3g, but nonetheless”
I almost wish that “or send your Verizoninjas after me” was the only bit I took from Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1. Come on? Wait a minute, why did I ask “Come one”? That was just poor punctuating. Well, I ended up spreading the hate to Verizon AND AT&T, so I’m not companyist.
Yeah, I’m just babbling. “Type to you all real soon.”
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday338
“They replaced it with a shmexy box. Now, when I wrote this, I was going to put a picture of my box on here, but that now seems entirely inappropriate.
…
The lazy-to-need ratio just isn’t right for me to do so yet.
…
^.^
”
Bloggaday 338 – In Yo Face! Pt 2 is the follow-up release by Bloggaday Author David Dysart and his wildly unreleased post, Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1.
I will tell you, there are still a few little nuggets of gold in the original post that I didn’t add to the clipshow. I suppose if you want to go panning for gold, you should probably go read the actual post ^.^
But no, there’s no pictures of my box on there. You have to buy me dinner for that -_o
Hmm, -_o doesn’t really feel the same as ;)
Meah. Onto the next clip!
Listening to
100,000 mile or 3 year Warrantee by TheMiSPoNe
Twitter Tag
Infused with the 3rd Great Trigaday, the Bloggaday Author came free, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday357
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 356 – The Third Great Trigady pt 11
Bloggaday 356 – The Third Great Trigady pt 11
By David “Avi Sutten Kabrick” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday323
“My Awesome Tweets One (MAT1)
I knew there would be a day.
A day when the ideas would stop coming
A day when the Bloggaday machine would fail. A day the people of the internet would sing songs about.
My good Bloggaday Readers, today is that day.
Rejoice not internet peasants.
I knew a day like this would come so I devised a plan.
A plan so horrible
A plan so despicable.
A plan that will scare the children at the end of every bedtime story for years to come.
RELEASE THE TWEETS!
…
: Jackoff of all trades, understander of none
My research has proven that teens+cameras+wheeled transportation = schadenfreude. I wonder if I was working with a sample bias though
…
Of course Big Balls isn't about dancing. It's a social commentary on Victorian England and mandates of an Oligarchy culture O_o”
Bloggaday 323 – MAT1: Mandates of an Oligarchy Culture had been sitting in the chamber for quite some time. As the intro suggests, it’s just been waiting to get dropping into the Bloggaday feed. The thing is though, I didn’t finally release the tweets because I ran out of ideas. I just wanted to fill a couple of spots with already done Bloggadays. I needed to see how long this, The Third Great Trigady would end up being, and to do that, I needed to actually get clips from all of the Bloggadays.
Well, I think that’s all the rambling I’m going to do on the subject.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325
“It’s time to say goodbye, so long, farewell a… avee…
…
So today marks the sixth` and final Santos Manuel Student Union Observation Paper.
The absorbing darkness of her grey sweater paired with the melting blue of deep denim pants and her utter stillness sparks thoughts of random observers and wandering students. “Is she some new piece of art making some obscure point sitting outside the pub?” Rather “Val” is her name or her title, she stays at her table, independent and unaffected by the background. Inky-black slip-on shoes shelter her feet, striving to be mistaken for a pair ballerina shoes’ older, emo cousin
…
` Yes, folks, I can spell numbers as well. I’m just usually too lazy to do that.”
Bloggaday 325 – SPF PWND: Santos Manuel Student Union: An Observation pt 6. Yeah, the cuddling just wasn’t as good as the money shot. If you are confused or bewildered, then you obviously didn’t read my comments on part 5 clipshow. You should really go do that. While you do, I’ll just move onto the next Bloggaday clip. I’ll see you there. Just hurry back.
Sorry, while you (maybe not you in particular, but your fellow Bloggaday Reader Companion) were gone, I decided to go all meta with this post, so I’ll add one last clip from Bloggaday 325
“Twitter Tag``
Hey, I’m just cuddling with the Santos Manuel, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325
…
`` I actually wrote the clipshows before posting this Bloggaday. The cuddling bit of the Twitter Tag is actually a reference to that. Hey, you should probably go read that. It’ll be towards the end of the Bloggaday”
Yeah, that just happened. I subscribe to a Timelord theory of time travel.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday329
“I had two things to do: Make a kunai for myself and a jumbo key for my nephew since he’s always had an affinity for keys. I think he was just easily distra oooo shiny…
…
A little taste of how bad they looked… I was in a hurry and it was hot.
That beltsander walked away with a chunk of my thumbnail though… That basta
rd. Hey, look at that unfocused after shot. Unfortunately, all of these pieces must be shaped exactly right… Something I obviously didn’t find that pressing at the time.”
I don’t many Caption Narratives make it to the clipshow, but The Third Great Trigady includes one this time. There’s nothing too great about this particular one, but Bloggaday 329 – A Caption Narrative: Naruto Kunai: By David “The Table Hidden in the House” Dysart had a decent opening, so I decided to let live on in the Third Great Trigady. If you’re not familiar with CNs, then I would like to direct you to the link preceeding the first line. It’ll hold your hand while you learn about it. Oh, and there’s some pretty pictures.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday330
Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER!
By David “The Man With The Meaning, The Guy Who Has The Gist, The Newbie Dabbler With The Novel Dreams” Dysart
I am the vanguard of boughten. Conform or you shall be smote down upon the building blocks of grammar
March 30, 2010 8:21:26 PM PDT via Echofon
I am the master of Boughten. Remember this f---ing face. Whenever you see Boughten, you'll see this f---ing face. I make that s--t work. It does whatever the f--k I tell it to. No one rules the Boughten like me. Not this little f--k, none of you little f---s out there. I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all Boughtens! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f--k. Then I rub my nose with it.`
…
Ah, the nap. Foreplay of sleep
11:15 PM Mar 14th via TwitBird
Do I need to make that Jay and Silent Bob reference a third time?
But really, is nap the foreplay of sleep? I think my initial thought may have been wrong. Your nightly routine like brushing your teeth is probably more of the sleep foreplay.
Napping is probably more akin to sleep masturbation. Not quite the whole thing, but when you don’t have time to get it done right, you have to improvise.
Yeah, I think I have all of this squared away now.
…
In the social interaction system, there are people considered especially heinous.
September 15, 2009 9:46:59 PM PDT via web
Yay me! I pissed somebody off and came up with a Law and Order spoof opening. Twitter doesn’t take long enough posts though. It’s probably for the best though, the whole thing was a bit on the rough side.
In this group, there is a special ability that their members possess.
September 15, 2009 9:46:57 PM PDT via web
Oh, hey! Apparently I decided to break it up into several tweets. See how smart I can has been in mah past. >.>
They have the ability to make others slam the table in anger and storm off. I am now, one of these people.
September 15, 2009 9:46:41 PM PDT via web
And scene. Great job everyone.
Um, woot woot, I saw Mr. Happypants in a live show tonight, terrible opener though, some guy named Brian Brushwood.
11:05 PM Sep 9th, 2009 via web
You don’t have to believe me, but this was amusing. Enough so that I got a message from Mr. Shwood himself.
Wow, that sounded dirty.
Mr. Happypants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvl9PZU5AU
…
` I actually brought this fact up when a certain Billings said, “Boughten” just a day or two ago.”
Wow, I copy/pasted A LOT of content from Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Even that title I considered good enough to be a clip form the show. But come on, that’s pretty brilliant.
Eah, it might not be as brilliant to other people. It’s got a bit of personal history with me (Boughten, not the title). Technically, “boughten” isn’t a word, and I’ve gotten grief from my psych teacher about it (hence the tweet). The whole Jay and Silent Bob thing was just a thing of beauty I stumbled into when I was putting MAT together. There’s more history with it, some of which was touched upon in the blog post.
And come one, sleep foreplay? How badly do you just want to give me money for entertaining you so? Damn, I need to do this kind of stuff more often.
Other stuff worthy of clipshowness was excluded from The Third Great Trigady, so if I was you, I would hop on over and read the original Bloggaday.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday332
“As I thought about the looming business that threatened to devour my coming future, I decided I wanted to get lost. These words are my yellow bricks.
…
I want to get lost in you
…
I want to get lost with you
…
I want you to want to get lost
…
I want you to get lost in me.
…
I want us to get lost… If but for a moment
”
Ugh, horrible poem is horrible, but it has some structural merit if you know where to look for it. TO do that of course, you’d have to read it on the original post. I’ve only included the last line of each stanza here.
If I have end up having ABSLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING AT ALL to submit to The Sand Canyon Review, I might end up submitting it, but there’s not a chance in heck that I’ll attach my name to it. Hmm, I need to com up with a pseudonym. Maybe Avi Sutten McKay. Sounds good enough to me. Hell, I think I have to do it anyways just so I can use Avi Sutten McKay. Though, looking at that, I wish my new last name started with a “k” and didn’t have the “Mc” in front of it. That way, my initials could be ASK. Hmm, I’ll have to give it more thought.
Well, don’t just sit there reading at me. Go onto the next clip!
Listening to
Ron Brown’s Free Money by TheMiSPoN
Twitter Tag
And the Bloggaday Author accepted the Third Great Trigady and took it in, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday356
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “Avi Sutten Kabrick” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday323
“My Awesome Tweets One (MAT1)
I knew there would be a day.
A day when the ideas would stop coming
A day when the Bloggaday machine would fail. A day the people of the internet would sing songs about.
My good Bloggaday Readers, today is that day.
Rejoice not internet peasants.
I knew a day like this would come so I devised a plan.
A plan so horrible
A plan so despicable.
A plan that will scare the children at the end of every bedtime story for years to come.
RELEASE THE TWEETS!
…
: Jackoff of all trades, understander of none
My research has proven that teens+cameras+wheeled transportation = schadenfreude. I wonder if I was working with a sample bias though
…
Of course Big Balls isn't about dancing. It's a social commentary on Victorian England and mandates of an Oligarchy culture O_o”
Bloggaday 323 – MAT1: Mandates of an Oligarchy Culture had been sitting in the chamber for quite some time. As the intro suggests, it’s just been waiting to get dropping into the Bloggaday feed. The thing is though, I didn’t finally release the tweets because I ran out of ideas. I just wanted to fill a couple of spots with already done Bloggadays. I needed to see how long this, The Third Great Trigady would end up being, and to do that, I needed to actually get clips from all of the Bloggadays.
Well, I think that’s all the rambling I’m going to do on the subject.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325
“It’s time to say goodbye, so long, farewell a… avee…
…
So today marks the sixth` and final Santos Manuel Student Union Observation Paper.
The absorbing darkness of her grey sweater paired with the melting blue of deep denim pants and her utter stillness sparks thoughts of random observers and wandering students. “Is she some new piece of art making some obscure point sitting outside the pub?” Rather “Val” is her name or her title, she stays at her table, independent and unaffected by the background. Inky-black slip-on shoes shelter her feet, striving to be mistaken for a pair ballerina shoes’ older, emo cousin
…
` Yes, folks, I can spell numbers as well. I’m just usually too lazy to do that.”
Bloggaday 325 – SPF PWND: Santos Manuel Student Union: An Observation pt 6. Yeah, the cuddling just wasn’t as good as the money shot. If you are confused or bewildered, then you obviously didn’t read my comments on part 5 clipshow. You should really go do that. While you do, I’ll just move onto the next Bloggaday clip. I’ll see you there. Just hurry back.
Sorry, while you (maybe not you in particular, but your fellow Bloggaday Reader Companion) were gone, I decided to go all meta with this post, so I’ll add one last clip from Bloggaday 325
“Twitter Tag``
Hey, I’m just cuddling with the Santos Manuel, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday325
…
`` I actually wrote the clipshows before posting this Bloggaday. The cuddling bit of the Twitter Tag is actually a reference to that. Hey, you should probably go read that. It’ll be towards the end of the Bloggaday”
Yeah, that just happened. I subscribe to a Timelord theory of time travel.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday329
“I had two things to do: Make a kunai for myself and a jumbo key for my nephew since he’s always had an affinity for keys. I think he was just easily distra oooo shiny…
…
A little taste of how bad they looked… I was in a hurry and it was hot.
That beltsander walked away with a chunk of my thumbnail though… That basta
rd. Hey, look at that unfocused after shot. Unfortunately, all of these pieces must be shaped exactly right… Something I obviously didn’t find that pressing at the time.”
I don’t many Caption Narratives make it to the clipshow, but The Third Great Trigady includes one this time. There’s nothing too great about this particular one, but Bloggaday 329 – A Caption Narrative: Naruto Kunai: By David “The Table Hidden in the House” Dysart had a decent opening, so I decided to let live on in the Third Great Trigady. If you’re not familiar with CNs, then I would like to direct you to the link preceeding the first line. It’ll hold your hand while you learn about it. Oh, and there’s some pretty pictures.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday330
Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER!
By David “The Man With The Meaning, The Guy Who Has The Gist, The Newbie Dabbler With The Novel Dreams” Dysart
I am the vanguard of boughten. Conform or you shall be smote down upon the building blocks of grammar
March 30, 2010 8:21:26 PM PDT via Echofon
I am the master of Boughten. Remember this f---ing face. Whenever you see Boughten, you'll see this f---ing face. I make that s--t work. It does whatever the f--k I tell it to. No one rules the Boughten like me. Not this little f--k, none of you little f---s out there. I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all Boughtens! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f--k. Then I rub my nose with it.`
…
Ah, the nap. Foreplay of sleep
11:15 PM Mar 14th via TwitBird
Do I need to make that Jay and Silent Bob reference a third time?
But really, is nap the foreplay of sleep? I think my initial thought may have been wrong. Your nightly routine like brushing your teeth is probably more of the sleep foreplay.
Napping is probably more akin to sleep masturbation. Not quite the whole thing, but when you don’t have time to get it done right, you have to improvise.
Yeah, I think I have all of this squared away now.
…
In the social interaction system, there are people considered especially heinous.
September 15, 2009 9:46:59 PM PDT via web
Yay me! I pissed somebody off and came up with a Law and Order spoof opening. Twitter doesn’t take long enough posts though. It’s probably for the best though, the whole thing was a bit on the rough side.
In this group, there is a special ability that their members possess.
September 15, 2009 9:46:57 PM PDT via web
Oh, hey! Apparently I decided to break it up into several tweets. See how smart I can has been in mah past. >.>
They have the ability to make others slam the table in anger and storm off. I am now, one of these people.
September 15, 2009 9:46:41 PM PDT via web
And scene. Great job everyone.
Um, woot woot, I saw Mr. Happypants in a live show tonight, terrible opener though, some guy named Brian Brushwood.
11:05 PM Sep 9th, 2009 via web
You don’t have to believe me, but this was amusing. Enough so that I got a message from Mr. Shwood himself.
Wow, that sounded dirty.
Mr. Happypants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvl9PZU5AU
…
` I actually brought this fact up when a certain Billings said, “Boughten” just a day or two ago.”
Wow, I copy/pasted A LOT of content from Bloggaday 330 – MAT2: I AM THE BOUGHTEN COMMANDER! Even that title I considered good enough to be a clip form the show. But come on, that’s pretty brilliant.
Eah, it might not be as brilliant to other people. It’s got a bit of personal history with me (Boughten, not the title). Technically, “boughten” isn’t a word, and I’ve gotten grief from my psych teacher about it (hence the tweet). The whole Jay and Silent Bob thing was just a thing of beauty I stumbled into when I was putting MAT together. There’s more history with it, some of which was touched upon in the blog post.
And come one, sleep foreplay? How badly do you just want to give me money for entertaining you so? Damn, I need to do this kind of stuff more often.
Other stuff worthy of clipshowness was excluded from The Third Great Trigady, so if I was you, I would hop on over and read the original Bloggaday.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday332
“As I thought about the looming business that threatened to devour my coming future, I decided I wanted to get lost. These words are my yellow bricks.
…
I want to get lost in you
…
I want to get lost with you
…
I want you to want to get lost
…
I want you to get lost in me.
…
I want us to get lost… If but for a moment
”
Ugh, horrible poem is horrible, but it has some structural merit if you know where to look for it. TO do that of course, you’d have to read it on the original post. I’ve only included the last line of each stanza here.
If I have end up having ABSLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING AT ALL to submit to The Sand Canyon Review, I might end up submitting it, but there’s not a chance in heck that I’ll attach my name to it. Hmm, I need to com up with a pseudonym. Maybe Avi Sutten McKay. Sounds good enough to me. Hell, I think I have to do it anyways just so I can use Avi Sutten McKay. Though, looking at that, I wish my new last name started with a “k” and didn’t have the “Mc” in front of it. That way, my initials could be ASK. Hmm, I’ll have to give it more thought.
Well, don’t just sit there reading at me. Go onto the next clip!
Listening to
Ron Brown’s Free Money by TheMiSPoN
Twitter Tag
And the Bloggaday Author accepted the Third Great Trigady and took it in, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday356
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 355 – The Third Great Trigady pt 10
Bloggaday 355 – The Third Great Trigady pt 10
By David “Good Dim” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday317
“Chuck: Huh?
Tom: The beginning of yesterday’s post and that right there were our last song’s lyrics.
Chuck: Are you sure?
Tom: … No, I’m just screwing with you…
Chuck: Okay, that’s what I thought. Should we recap our songs?
You know the figment relationship between two characters are bad when one says, “… No, I’m just screwing with you…” is sarcasm and the other just believes he’s being screwed with. You know what? I should see if this can be generalized to real people =P (Where P means real people ;))
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday318
“The cycle continues as old students leave and new students enter, freshly recruited from classes relieved by teachers, not bells.
…
Amongst the filling emptiness that is engulfing the unusual couch, a woman fulfills her true slothful nature as the last remaining Student of the Roundseat.
…
She’s clad head-to-toe with her mask of choice. Restrictive black denim stretches across her legs, finding relief in the artificial slashes running horizontal from seam to seam. Blinding pink leggings scream from behind the pristine jeans and lead the eye up to the fluorescent white shirt that covers mocha skin drowned in milk and sugar. To finish her ensemble, a skimpy denim vest sits on her shoulders, squawking like a parrot to signal her alternative statement in rehearsed and proofread words. Devoid of headphones blasting the Ramones or some minimalistic grunge, the quasi-random tones of dozens of students making chat so small offer her the perfect melody for her mental stillness.
…
Once the book fails to inspire even boredom, she snaps the cover to seal the knowledge begging to escape.
…
An eye-roll later, she streams through screens with practiced thumbs.
…
Listening to
In the Garden of Eden… Sorry, I pronunciate”
Part 5 was my Santos Manuel money shot. Part 6 is just the Santos Manuel and me snuggling. I don’t recall if it was any good or not, but ask me about this climax and I will regale you with vivid details. Even the “Listening to” tag was good. I actually laughed out loud when I read it for the clipshow. It’s another one of those things that I forgot.
I don’t know if I just hit a really good skid of posts to write about, or if I’m just giving my own horn a good polish. I also seem to be making an exorbitant amount of sexual innuendos. Innuendo? Inherendo! (Bazinga) Yeah, I need to stop typing now.
But real quick. Read this Bloggaday. All joking aside, I think I did a good job with it. I sat down with some Taco Bell and started watching the environment for this paper, so I saw her and built the description in my head as I ate.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319
“I like me some cake.
…
I’d almost say it makes the cake a lie, but that’s just me and not a pop culture reference at all.
“Known Borrower.”
…
“You Are.”
…
“Chronic Bater.”
…
“Donkey Rubber.”
…
Listening to
My mind distract me with the possibilities of a blind-shoot
Twitter Tag
Click now and get TWO Bloggadays for the time of ONE, now and only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319”
The Bloggaday Double Features started popping up more and more often. I started running out of posts and still had a surplus of ideas. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: FrOStinG dRAg, A Bloggaday Double Feature covered frosting a capchta. This is all a bit out of context though, so for some semblance of sense, visit the actual post. Yeah… Have fun with that.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321
“Hmm, I wonder how many times I can work the word “seven” into a paragraph. I think I would like to say “seven” seven times. I imagine had this been the seventh paragraph in this post, it would have been rather easy, but alas that’s not the case. I mean, how many times can you work “seven” naturally into a paragraph that doesn’t really describe anything with seven of something in it. Ha! In a second, I’d’ve now said “seven” seven times…
… Damn.
…
And I don’t think a wicked stepmother would let her have seven male roommates to keep her company.
I suppose her mother could have been shot within the first 5 minutes of the story, and if she had daddy issues, that would explain her chronic seeking of older men. And if her dad left, geeze, that would explain why she collected them like damn pokemon.
…
If I ever get around to watching it somehow I definitely need to write a wee bit of fiction with that whole Seven Deadly Sins angle. If I get a burner under myself, perhaps I can submit it to The Sand Canyon Review and their March 18th deadline. But how will I ever know what their rules for submission are? Maybe if I looked at the jpg of their awesome flier for this year: http://tiny.cc/scrflier
…
Twitter Tag
Pixel, pixel, on the screen, who’s the wittiest of the all, only on Bloggaday? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321”
Now, I didn’t suck all of the funny out of this one and plop it into the clipshow. I definitely left some meat (Oh, good dim, I’m funny) on the bone for you to go read and fork at the original post. If you need to know a topic, it’s about my lack of knowledge of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
But come on? That seamless transition into a shout-out for the Sand Canyon Review? That was a thing of beauty right there. A masterpiece if you ask me. Really something worthy to submit to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com and get published in one of the premiere art and literary magazines in Southern California.
Now, nothing in part 2 of this post was really good enough to give it its own clipshow spot, but there was some decent stuff it, so I would recommend giving it a shot. I even plugged somebody else. But who? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday322
Listening to
Who Would Win in a Fight by The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network (TheMiSPoN)
Twitter Tag
He looked upon the raw Trigady and saw that it was good, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday355
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “Good Dim” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday317
“Chuck: Huh?
Tom: The beginning of yesterday’s post and that right there were our last song’s lyrics.
Chuck: Are you sure?
Tom: … No, I’m just screwing with you…
Chuck: Okay, that’s what I thought. Should we recap our songs?
You know the figment relationship between two characters are bad when one says, “… No, I’m just screwing with you…” is sarcasm and the other just believes he’s being screwed with. You know what? I should see if this can be generalized to real people =P (Where P means real people ;))
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday318
“The cycle continues as old students leave and new students enter, freshly recruited from classes relieved by teachers, not bells.
…
Amongst the filling emptiness that is engulfing the unusual couch, a woman fulfills her true slothful nature as the last remaining Student of the Roundseat.
…
She’s clad head-to-toe with her mask of choice. Restrictive black denim stretches across her legs, finding relief in the artificial slashes running horizontal from seam to seam. Blinding pink leggings scream from behind the pristine jeans and lead the eye up to the fluorescent white shirt that covers mocha skin drowned in milk and sugar. To finish her ensemble, a skimpy denim vest sits on her shoulders, squawking like a parrot to signal her alternative statement in rehearsed and proofread words. Devoid of headphones blasting the Ramones or some minimalistic grunge, the quasi-random tones of dozens of students making chat so small offer her the perfect melody for her mental stillness.
…
Once the book fails to inspire even boredom, she snaps the cover to seal the knowledge begging to escape.
…
An eye-roll later, she streams through screens with practiced thumbs.
…
Listening to
In the Garden of Eden… Sorry, I pronunciate”
Part 5 was my Santos Manuel money shot. Part 6 is just the Santos Manuel and me snuggling. I don’t recall if it was any good or not, but ask me about this climax and I will regale you with vivid details. Even the “Listening to” tag was good. I actually laughed out loud when I read it for the clipshow. It’s another one of those things that I forgot.
I don’t know if I just hit a really good skid of posts to write about, or if I’m just giving my own horn a good polish. I also seem to be making an exorbitant amount of sexual innuendos. Innuendo? Inherendo! (Bazinga) Yeah, I need to stop typing now.
But real quick. Read this Bloggaday. All joking aside, I think I did a good job with it. I sat down with some Taco Bell and started watching the environment for this paper, so I saw her and built the description in my head as I ate.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319
“I like me some cake.
…
I’d almost say it makes the cake a lie, but that’s just me and not a pop culture reference at all.
“Known Borrower.”
…
“You Are.”
…
“Chronic Bater.”
…
“Donkey Rubber.”
…
Listening to
My mind distract me with the possibilities of a blind-shoot
Twitter Tag
Click now and get TWO Bloggadays for the time of ONE, now and only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday319”
The Bloggaday Double Features started popping up more and more often. I started running out of posts and still had a surplus of ideas. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: FrOStinG dRAg, A Bloggaday Double Feature covered frosting a capchta. This is all a bit out of context though, so for some semblance of sense, visit the actual post. Yeah… Have fun with that.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321
“Hmm, I wonder how many times I can work the word “seven” into a paragraph. I think I would like to say “seven” seven times. I imagine had this been the seventh paragraph in this post, it would have been rather easy, but alas that’s not the case. I mean, how many times can you work “seven” naturally into a paragraph that doesn’t really describe anything with seven of something in it. Ha! In a second, I’d’ve now said “seven” seven times…
… Damn.
…
And I don’t think a wicked stepmother would let her have seven male roommates to keep her company.
I suppose her mother could have been shot within the first 5 minutes of the story, and if she had daddy issues, that would explain her chronic seeking of older men. And if her dad left, geeze, that would explain why she collected them like damn pokemon.
…
If I ever get around to watching it somehow I definitely need to write a wee bit of fiction with that whole Seven Deadly Sins angle. If I get a burner under myself, perhaps I can submit it to The Sand Canyon Review and their March 18th deadline. But how will I ever know what their rules for submission are? Maybe if I looked at the jpg of their awesome flier for this year: http://tiny.cc/scrflier
…
Twitter Tag
Pixel, pixel, on the screen, who’s the wittiest of the all, only on Bloggaday? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday321”
Now, I didn’t suck all of the funny out of this one and plop it into the clipshow. I definitely left some meat (Oh, good dim, I’m funny) on the bone for you to go read and fork at the original post. If you need to know a topic, it’s about my lack of knowledge of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
But come on? That seamless transition into a shout-out for the Sand Canyon Review? That was a thing of beauty right there. A masterpiece if you ask me. Really something worthy to submit to SCRsubmissions@gmail.com and get published in one of the premiere art and literary magazines in Southern California.
Now, nothing in part 2 of this post was really good enough to give it its own clipshow spot, but there was some decent stuff it, so I would recommend giving it a shot. I even plugged somebody else. But who? http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday322
Listening to
Who Would Win in a Fight by The Mike Schmidt Podcasting Network (TheMiSPoN)
Twitter Tag
He looked upon the raw Trigady and saw that it was good, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday355
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 354 – The Third Great Trigady pt 9
Bloggaday 354 – The Third Great Trigady pt 9
By David “The Post” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
“Tom: Meah. It’s an okay song.
Chuck: The whole stocking thing is over. Are you actually going to do that voice all Bloggaday?
Tom: Nah. I think I’m done. I’ve had a sore throat all week from it.
Chuck: Yeah, I imagine that would take a toll on your throat.
Tom: It’s either the voice or your wife had a sore fallopian tube and it’s communicable.
Chuck: …
Tom: …
Chuck: That doesn’t even make sense.
Ah snap, esophageal cancer and a communicably sore fallopian tube? I’m on fire. Though I wish I would have pointed out that Chuck’s wfe could have communicably sore fallopian tubes though, since Chuck’s were just fine. It even would have been a seamless comment from the whole “That doesn’t even make sense thing” line. Dim it all. How did I miss that?
Well, the Christmas Day post of the Bloggaday was rather meah, but the build-up was, in my in-no-way-humble opinions pretty spectacular. In fact, if you wanted to experience the brilliant ectasy yourself, you can read them here: (Yeah, that build up isn’t going to disappoint anyone either =)
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315
“B: Well, they found that have an above-average penis in length offers a gyroscopic affect.
A: Bullshit!
B: No, aside from the increased balance, it lowers the center of gravity and improves overall speed.
…
My fingers invaded my pocket, grabbing at the wires leading them to ear buds, but they pulled out a tangle not to be outdone by the most groan-worthy unearthing of Christmas lights.
…
I opened and checked around. What the? “Why is it dark?”
“Because it’s 10 o’clock. You’ve got to leave.”
“No, it’s like 9.”
“Nope,” he said. “10.”
“No, a.m.. A.M.!”
“Excuse me?” another voice came.
“Hey?” I said looking around. “That’s a woman’s voice isn’t it?”
“S’pose so.”
“I’m dreaming, aren’t I?”
The man looked back, “Considering what I just snaked out of the toilet, I really hope so.”
Ah, RAD…
I’m writing this February 1st, but this particular post isn’t even up on the interwebs yet (yeah, Bloggaday got a bit screwy). I have several posts floating around my computer ready to be posted, but I don’t think RAD ended up getting too much love. Well, it wasn’t the only unsuccessful theme post to fail. Hmm, I think I might have to make a Bloggaday about the various failed Special Editions of the Bloggaday.
I will say, there was some more decent stuff in the post, so you should go read it (obviously, it’s up on the internet by now)
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315
“Tom: Hey, Chuck.
Chuck: What’s wrong, Tom?
Tom: Do you have the time?
Chuck: Time for what?
Tom: To listen to we whine about nothing and everything all at once.
…
Tom: Yeah, “Tragedy” is actually, in the words of a physics guy, severely mediocre.
…
Tom: Lastly, we have
“Basket Casket”
by
Green Day
Chuck: Hmm, that’s another one I haven’t heard before.
Tom: Welll… you’re about half right on that front.”
As I said after the last clip, these weren’t posted as I was compiling the clip show. I started reading this one, and was puzzled about the time comment. I thought maybe this was the post where Chuck started freaking out and hurried Tom to finish (the post…). But I thought, “But that was a while back.”
Then I read the Green Day lyrics and awesomeness ensued. The word document wasn’t tagged with a song, so I figured it was an incomplete Bloggaday with just an intro or something. I wasn’t thinking this post, which I had fun writing, and judging from my babbling, even more for reading.
Lately, as I’ve been writing these clipshow posts, I wish my comments could be after a clip rather than after all of the clips. If I could do that, I would have said something along the lines of “Hey! Callback!” after the “severely mediocre” thing. I can’t really do that though. So all I can do now is tell you that it was an inside joke, something that I called the physics guy out on when he said.
I also would have like to have made a comment about that last clip. Maybe something along the lines of a slow draw, “Iiiit’s funny because Tom was speaing the lyrics earlier…” But then, that doesn’t really work in the written form. It needs to be said aloud. So I suppose it’s a good thing I don’t do a running commentary of the clips. I would have looked mighty stupid.
And wow, I had just written the “I” in that last sentence when “Basket Casket” came on in my iTunes.
Crazy
Listening to
Bad Credit? Okay! No Credit? Okay! Mike Schmidt? Okay! Year 2 Episode 22 by Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy podcast
Twitter Tag
And The Bloggaday Author wandered the coding of the Trigadies, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday354
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “The Post” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
“Tom: Meah. It’s an okay song.
Chuck: The whole stocking thing is over. Are you actually going to do that voice all Bloggaday?
Tom: Nah. I think I’m done. I’ve had a sore throat all week from it.
Chuck: Yeah, I imagine that would take a toll on your throat.
Tom: It’s either the voice or your wife had a sore fallopian tube and it’s communicable.
Chuck: …
Tom: …
Chuck: That doesn’t even make sense.
Ah snap, esophageal cancer and a communicably sore fallopian tube? I’m on fire. Though I wish I would have pointed out that Chuck’s wfe could have communicably sore fallopian tubes though, since Chuck’s were just fine. It even would have been a seamless comment from the whole “That doesn’t even make sense thing” line. Dim it all. How did I miss that?
Well, the Christmas Day post of the Bloggaday was rather meah, but the build-up was, in my in-no-way-humble opinions pretty spectacular. In fact, if you wanted to experience the brilliant ectasy yourself, you can read them here: (Yeah, that build up isn’t going to disappoint anyone either =)
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315
“B: Well, they found that have an above-average penis in length offers a gyroscopic affect.
A: Bullshit!
B: No, aside from the increased balance, it lowers the center of gravity and improves overall speed.
…
My fingers invaded my pocket, grabbing at the wires leading them to ear buds, but they pulled out a tangle not to be outdone by the most groan-worthy unearthing of Christmas lights.
…
I opened and checked around. What the? “Why is it dark?”
“Because it’s 10 o’clock. You’ve got to leave.”
“No, it’s like 9.”
“Nope,” he said. “10.”
“No, a.m.. A.M.!”
“Excuse me?” another voice came.
“Hey?” I said looking around. “That’s a woman’s voice isn’t it?”
“S’pose so.”
“I’m dreaming, aren’t I?”
The man looked back, “Considering what I just snaked out of the toilet, I really hope so.”
Ah, RAD…
I’m writing this February 1st, but this particular post isn’t even up on the interwebs yet (yeah, Bloggaday got a bit screwy). I have several posts floating around my computer ready to be posted, but I don’t think RAD ended up getting too much love. Well, it wasn’t the only unsuccessful theme post to fail. Hmm, I think I might have to make a Bloggaday about the various failed Special Editions of the Bloggaday.
I will say, there was some more decent stuff in the post, so you should go read it (obviously, it’s up on the internet by now)
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday315
“Tom: Hey, Chuck.
Chuck: What’s wrong, Tom?
Tom: Do you have the time?
Chuck: Time for what?
Tom: To listen to we whine about nothing and everything all at once.
…
Tom: Yeah, “Tragedy” is actually, in the words of a physics guy, severely mediocre.
…
Tom: Lastly, we have
“Basket Casket”
by
Green Day
Chuck: Hmm, that’s another one I haven’t heard before.
Tom: Welll… you’re about half right on that front.”
As I said after the last clip, these weren’t posted as I was compiling the clip show. I started reading this one, and was puzzled about the time comment. I thought maybe this was the post where Chuck started freaking out and hurried Tom to finish (the post…). But I thought, “But that was a while back.”
Then I read the Green Day lyrics and awesomeness ensued. The word document wasn’t tagged with a song, so I figured it was an incomplete Bloggaday with just an intro or something. I wasn’t thinking this post, which I had fun writing, and judging from my babbling, even more for reading.
Lately, as I’ve been writing these clipshow posts, I wish my comments could be after a clip rather than after all of the clips. If I could do that, I would have said something along the lines of “Hey! Callback!” after the “severely mediocre” thing. I can’t really do that though. So all I can do now is tell you that it was an inside joke, something that I called the physics guy out on when he said.
I also would have like to have made a comment about that last clip. Maybe something along the lines of a slow draw, “Iiiit’s funny because Tom was speaing the lyrics earlier…” But then, that doesn’t really work in the written form. It needs to be said aloud. So I suppose it’s a good thing I don’t do a running commentary of the clips. I would have looked mighty stupid.
And wow, I had just written the “I” in that last sentence when “Basket Casket” came on in my iTunes.
Crazy
Listening to
Bad Credit? Okay! No Credit? Okay! Mike Schmidt? Okay! Year 2 Episode 22 by Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy podcast
Twitter Tag
And The Bloggaday Author wandered the coding of the Trigadies, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday354
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 353 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 3
Bloggaday 353 – PWND: The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas pt 3
By David “doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch” Dysart
Now, our young Johnny here is my favorite character from The Rookie. Hence, why I wrote a fan fic about him, but to get back on topic, he plays MLB (Defense in football, not Major League Baseball) for the protagonist team, The Krakens. It’s revealed later in the book that he has a brother who also plays in the GFL. Ju plays Running Back (Offense), so of course there’s bound to be some… tension between the two.
You can find the other posts at:
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday339
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353
(Note: Links only become live once the post is put up)
The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas
Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl. Already broad shoulders sagged an inch as he examined it from new angles. Why didn’t he get a football? He was smart enough to play football, and not just be another grunt with a gun.
Ju yelped again. “Mommy, time me to see how long it takes to run to the kitchen!” As he rested a hand on his thigh, he shifted from foot to foot.
Johnny sneered at the punk’s enthusiasm. His gripped tightened on the plastic.
As their mother yelled, “Go!” Johnny could hear Ju’s hmph, but it was the imperceptible steps pumping from the boy that triggered Johnny’s movement.
Johnny slipped back a step and started his swing. He pivoted on the turf and threw the gun into the arc. This will show him, her, all of them.
At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two.
The gun chunk spun into the air until it smacked the wall. The football, however, floated into the air before coming back down; it bounced against the younger brother’s chest and tumbled away. Johnny spun what remained of the butt of the gun to the grass.
He looked up to his mother’s shrill gasp. She backed into the couch and fell as the boy began stepping towards her. She clawed deeper into the seat, but Johnny just swooped down and palmed the ball. In a double step, he was already standing over Ju.
His younger brother clutched at his nose, the red slickness covering his face and staining the natural carpet. He rocked from side to side, more dramatic than his foot-to-foot shifting from earlier.
As Ju began slamming his own head into the ground, Johnny knelt over him. Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”
Listening to
She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd
Twitter Tag
Remember, you’ve got to cover up, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 #ScottSigler #Rookie #Tweedy
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch” Dysart
Now, our young Johnny here is my favorite character from The Rookie. Hence, why I wrote a fan fic about him, but to get back on topic, he plays MLB (Defense in football, not Major League Baseball) for the protagonist team, The Krakens. It’s revealed later in the book that he has a brother who also plays in the GFL. Ju plays Running Back (Offense), so of course there’s bound to be some… tension between the two.
You can find the other posts at:
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday339
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday353
(Note: Links only become live once the post is put up)
The Tot Tales: A Very Tweedy Christmas
Johnny’s eyes found his own toy, but the sight only dragged his smile into a snarl. Already broad shoulders sagged an inch as he examined it from new angles. Why didn’t he get a football? He was smart enough to play football, and not just be another grunt with a gun.
Ju yelped again. “Mommy, time me to see how long it takes to run to the kitchen!” As he rested a hand on his thigh, he shifted from foot to foot.
Johnny sneered at the punk’s enthusiasm. His gripped tightened on the plastic.
As their mother yelled, “Go!” Johnny could hear Ju’s hmph, but it was the imperceptible steps pumping from the boy that triggered Johnny’s movement.
Johnny slipped back a step and started his swing. He pivoted on the turf and threw the gun into the arc. This will show him, her, all of them.
At his full lean and with feet churning, Ju charged into the broad side of the gun. The plastic started to bend around his face. As his body began to catch up with his head, the P56 Carboin became infected with fractures and cracks until it completely snapped in two.
The gun chunk spun into the air until it smacked the wall. The football, however, floated into the air before coming back down; it bounced against the younger brother’s chest and tumbled away. Johnny spun what remained of the butt of the gun to the grass.
He looked up to his mother’s shrill gasp. She backed into the couch and fell as the boy began stepping towards her. She clawed deeper into the seat, but Johnny just swooped down and palmed the ball. In a double step, he was already standing over Ju.
His younger brother clutched at his nose, the red slickness covering his face and staining the natural carpet. He rocked from side to side, more dramatic than his foot-to-foot shifting from earlier.
As Ju began slamming his own head into the ground, Johnny knelt over him. Wabbling the ball over his smashed face, Johnny smugged, “You’ve got to cover up. Daddy doesn’t fumble the ball like a bitch.”
Listening to
She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd
Twitter Tag
Remember, you’ve got to cover up, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday346 #ScottSigler #Rookie #Tweedy
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
Bloggaday 352 – The Third Great Trigady pt 8
Bloggaday 352 – The Third Great Trigady pt 8
By David “Neurotic And Dichotic Self-Image” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309
“By David “Stuffing Your Wife’s Stocking” Dysart
…
Tom: Ho ho ho! It doesn’t sound like you’re filled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck.
Chuck: Please stop talking like that.
Tom: Do you know who is spilled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck?
Chuck: Why are you doing this to me?
Tom: Well it was your wife, Chuck.
…
Tom: Well, your heat was out, so I had to keep your wife warm aaaallllll night.
…
Tom: I know it’s a bit early, but I also filled your wife’s stocking.
…
Tom: Yep. I filled it to the furry brim.
…
Tom: It was so full, my nuts were right there hanging out. I guess you could say I was nuts-deep.
…
Tom: Yeah, but that was just some of the treats I brought. First, to make sure the stocking was ready for me, I had to stick my fingers in.
…
Tom: But to my surprise, my whole hand went right in.
…
Tom: I don’t think I was the first to stuff her stalking that night.
…
Tom: No problem, Chuck. As I was saying. As I started stuffing your wife’s stocking, she started reading from the Bible.
Chuck: The Bible?
Tom: Well, I didn’t recognize the verse or anything, but she kep-
Chuck: Anything else?
Tom: Oh, the stocking! I started of with a jumbo-sized candy cane.
Chuck: Candy cane you say?
Tom: Yes, indeedy. I made sure to wrap it before I stuck it in. I didn’t want any germs or nasty bacteria to get on it or anything.”
Oh, I had far too much fun doing the Christmas edition of the SotW. For those not in the know though, SotW 30 ran http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
The reason why this particular SotW ran so long is because for 4 of them, Tom is talking about how he “stuffed” Chuck’s wife’s stalking. So, if you find that sort of humor a good thing, then I would go give them a read. If, however, that’s not your thing, I would probably skip the clips from those upcoming posts, because Tom did quite the job stuffing her stocking.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310
“Chuck: Haven’t you humiliated my wife and I enough?
Tom: Ho ho ho! Not even close!
…
Tom: Yeah, as soon as I got the gingerbread package out, it was hard. (Don’t you hate it when that DOESN’T happen though?)
…
Tom: Yep, the gingerbread man was hard and ready to stuff your wife’s stocking…
…
Tom: It was stale, Chuck
…
Tom: You’ve got that right, Chuck. Luckily I had a toy with me.
…
Chuck: Oh, what kind of toy was it?
Tom: It was just a toy. Don’t push it, Chuck. But guess what!
…
Tom: Well, you might not know this, but it’s an old Christmas tradition to fill stocking with nuts and fruits. ( I didn’t know about the whole fruit and nut thing until my mom told me that that’s what she used to get. Well, armed with that knowledge, how do I not use it here?)
Chuck: Good Christ…mas. What fruit could you possibly have stuck in my wife’s stocking?
Tom: Well, your wife’s stocking looked like it needed a… banana!”
Well, I don’t want to spoil EVERYTHING that was said in SotW part 2, so if you want more (just like Chuck’s wife apparently), then you should definitely go read it in its entirety. And if you want to read the other parts, just go to these pages: http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
But as for this Bloggaday, I still had a blast writing it. Come on, San Tom broke Character to keep Tom in line.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday311
“The reason why I was so nervous about this paper is because of my previous papers. The first couple of papers I got 10/10’s. I even read one of my papers out loud along with a couple of other students. My paper just before this one though, I got a 7/10.
…
shoes. The amalgam of swirling colors has obviously kept him safe by bewildering raging bulls despite their lack of color vision. With the bopping of his steps, they seem to leave a trail of afterimage graffiti, forever engraving themselves in the minds of innocent bystanders.”
I didn’t include that first paragraph because it was good, but because I mentioned “paper” 5 friggin times. Now, I often will drown a paragraph in a certain word over and over again because it amuses me. I don’t remember making that choice though…
AS for the description itself, I’m not sure if its any good or not. I left out a line or two that I would have liked to of included, but I’m not even sure if what I added here was really good enough for a spot on a clipshow. Well, that’s enough of gingerbread man neuroses, back to the Christmas Special
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312
“Chuck: I hope you get esophageal cancer talking like that.
Tom: I don’t know what that is, but for your wife’s sake, I hope it’s not communicable.
…
Tom: Well, I had to lay down some serious pipe!
Chuck: You laid pipe?
Tom: I surely did! I knew after all of this, your wife would need a smoke, so I brought an antique smoking pipe. I knew she would love it, so I gave it to her.
Chuck: And she liked it?
Tom: I’d say. My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!
…
Tom: Well, I also brought some major lumber to the party.
Chuck: Lumber? How so?
Tom: Well, I hand-crafted a jewelry box and put a cherished family heirloom in there.
Chuck: How sweet of you, San Tom.
Tom: Yeah, I know. But just the thought of my family jewels in your wife’s jewelry box brings a smile to my face.
…
Chuck: But of course, there was room for one more thing.
Tom: Of course! It was tight, but I put my Prince Albert in there too.
Chuck: AH, TOM!
Tom: What? Didn’t you ever have an action figure of Prince Albert of Sax-Coburg and Gotha when you were a kid? A few years ago, your wife mentioned how much she loved the feel of a good Prince Albert, and I finally found one.
Chuck: You are an odd little man. You know that right?
Tom: Ho ho ho!
…
Tom: Ho ho ho! Sure you can. All Pearl Harbor’s Eve. All 4th of July’s Eve. It actually makes it better! Ho ho ho!
Jeeze, out of the gate, I’m swinging for the fences. Esophageal cancer? I’m not going to H E double hockey sticks for that, am I?
I’m sorry, but, “My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!” I don’t care if I am going to hell. That was funny.
As always, I didn’t copy/paste the ENTIRE thing (Just most of it), so there are a couple more jokes for those who would like to visit the post and read the whole thing. After all, you’ll never understand All Pearl(ha, there’ll be more pearls in the next SotW) Harbor’s Eve unless you read the original post.
If the entire post and the serious lumber isn’t enough for you, you can read the rest of the Christmas special at these links
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313
“Tom: Well, where was I? Ah, that’s right. So far, I had put my jumbo candy cane, a hard gingerbread man, a toy, banana, Woody, a pipe, some serious lumber, my family jewels in her jewelry box, and lastly, my Prince Albert in your wife’s stocking.
Chuck: Yep. What’s next? The kitchen sink? Maybe you’re going to start herding animals two by two into my wife’s stocking.
Tom: Ho ho ho! Nothing like that. You’re wife’s stocking was at the brim! I couldn’t even get my nuts in there, so they just rested on the patch of fur on your wife’s stocking!
…
Tom: Well, I had to give her my package.
Chuck: Jeeze. How did I miss that one?
Tom: Unfortunately, there wasn’t anymore room in your wife’s stocking. I tried cramming it in there, don’t you know?
Chuck: Oh, no.
Tom: It wouldn’t stay though, so I had to pull out.
Chuck: No, please.
Tom: Well, your wife couldn’t wait, so she started working my package with her hands.
Chuck: Come on.
Tom: Honestly, she was so excited, she even used her mouth… To tear the wrap, I mean.
Chuck: DO you really have to do this.
Tom: I think that she liked the ribbon I tied on my package. It made it so festive.
Chuck: Uh huh.
Tom: Well, she was getting a little tired, so I helped unwrap it.
Chuck: Did you now.
Tom: Yeah, and when I finished, she was so happy to get the pearl necklace.
Chuck: You son of a… You gave my wife a pearl necklace…
Tom: Well, of course. I think she knew what was coming though. Just before I finished and pulled the wrapper off, she rested back and pulled her hair up. That’s a woman who’s gotten a pearl necklace or two, Chuck.
…
Tom: And have a very Merry All Christmas’s Eve.
Chuck: Ohh…
Tom: What is it, Chuck?
Chuck: Tomorrow’s Christmas. I don’t even have a present for my wife.
Tom: Can I suggest a pearl necklace? She really seemed to love it whe-
Chuck: No! Enough with the pearl necklaces and Woodys and your hard f#$&!%@ gingerbread man! I need to concentrate now.
Tom: Hey, Chuck?
Chuck: What is it, Tom?
Tom: What did you get me for Christmas?
…
Listening to
Music and dogs barking. Sadly, not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Listening to (cont)
Actually, fortunately it’s not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Listening to (cont)
I’d hate not to be able to write anymore Bloggadays because I blew my brains out listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Honestly, my neurosis and dichotic self image is on a level that rivals Miske Schmidt of the 40 Year Old Boy Podcast, but I was so excited for that necklace part to come up (Bazinga). It’s been a couple of months since I wrote it, so I forgot all of the little nuances of it. It made me so happy to read it. It definitely made me feel awesome about myself (why don’t I need to be giving out gingerbread men now?). Why can’t every Bloggaday be that awesome? Well, I suppose they could all be at the same level of awesome, and I’m just grossly overestimating how much awesomeness I crammed into that particular stocking.
Believe it or not though, I don’t think I copy/pasted the entire post, so feel free to go to the post and read it. I mean, at the very least, you’ll get to reread the pearl necklace part. And come on, can you honestly tell me you DON’T want to do that?
Oh, and you can read the other Christmas Special Bloggadays here:
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
Listening to
Vultures by Nicole Atkins
Twitter Tag
The Bloggaday author found himself scorned and ostracized, only on Bloggaday http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday352
Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding
http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me
I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show
What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way
New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out
By David “Neurotic And Dichotic Self-Image” Dysart
The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.
Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309
“By David “Stuffing Your Wife’s Stocking” Dysart
…
Tom: Ho ho ho! It doesn’t sound like you’re filled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck.
Chuck: Please stop talking like that.
Tom: Do you know who is spilled with the Christmas spirit, Chuck?
Chuck: Why are you doing this to me?
Tom: Well it was your wife, Chuck.
…
Tom: Well, your heat was out, so I had to keep your wife warm aaaallllll night.
…
Tom: I know it’s a bit early, but I also filled your wife’s stocking.
…
Tom: Yep. I filled it to the furry brim.
…
Tom: It was so full, my nuts were right there hanging out. I guess you could say I was nuts-deep.
…
Tom: Yeah, but that was just some of the treats I brought. First, to make sure the stocking was ready for me, I had to stick my fingers in.
…
Tom: But to my surprise, my whole hand went right in.
…
Tom: I don’t think I was the first to stuff her stalking that night.
…
Tom: No problem, Chuck. As I was saying. As I started stuffing your wife’s stocking, she started reading from the Bible.
Chuck: The Bible?
Tom: Well, I didn’t recognize the verse or anything, but she kep-
Chuck: Anything else?
Tom: Oh, the stocking! I started of with a jumbo-sized candy cane.
Chuck: Candy cane you say?
Tom: Yes, indeedy. I made sure to wrap it before I stuck it in. I didn’t want any germs or nasty bacteria to get on it or anything.”
Oh, I had far too much fun doing the Christmas edition of the SotW. For those not in the know though, SotW 30 ran http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
The reason why this particular SotW ran so long is because for 4 of them, Tom is talking about how he “stuffed” Chuck’s wife’s stalking. So, if you find that sort of humor a good thing, then I would go give them a read. If, however, that’s not your thing, I would probably skip the clips from those upcoming posts, because Tom did quite the job stuffing her stocking.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310
“Chuck: Haven’t you humiliated my wife and I enough?
Tom: Ho ho ho! Not even close!
…
Tom: Yeah, as soon as I got the gingerbread package out, it was hard. (Don’t you hate it when that DOESN’T happen though?)
…
Tom: Yep, the gingerbread man was hard and ready to stuff your wife’s stocking…
…
Tom: It was stale, Chuck
…
Tom: You’ve got that right, Chuck. Luckily I had a toy with me.
…
Chuck: Oh, what kind of toy was it?
Tom: It was just a toy. Don’t push it, Chuck. But guess what!
…
Tom: Well, you might not know this, but it’s an old Christmas tradition to fill stocking with nuts and fruits. ( I didn’t know about the whole fruit and nut thing until my mom told me that that’s what she used to get. Well, armed with that knowledge, how do I not use it here?)
Chuck: Good Christ…mas. What fruit could you possibly have stuck in my wife’s stocking?
Tom: Well, your wife’s stocking looked like it needed a… banana!”
Well, I don’t want to spoil EVERYTHING that was said in SotW part 2, so if you want more (just like Chuck’s wife apparently), then you should definitely go read it in its entirety. And if you want to read the other parts, just go to these pages: http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
But as for this Bloggaday, I still had a blast writing it. Come on, San Tom broke Character to keep Tom in line.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday311
“The reason why I was so nervous about this paper is because of my previous papers. The first couple of papers I got 10/10’s. I even read one of my papers out loud along with a couple of other students. My paper just before this one though, I got a 7/10.
…
shoes. The amalgam of swirling colors has obviously kept him safe by bewildering raging bulls despite their lack of color vision. With the bopping of his steps, they seem to leave a trail of afterimage graffiti, forever engraving themselves in the minds of innocent bystanders.”
I didn’t include that first paragraph because it was good, but because I mentioned “paper” 5 friggin times. Now, I often will drown a paragraph in a certain word over and over again because it amuses me. I don’t remember making that choice though…
AS for the description itself, I’m not sure if its any good or not. I left out a line or two that I would have liked to of included, but I’m not even sure if what I added here was really good enough for a spot on a clipshow. Well, that’s enough of gingerbread man neuroses, back to the Christmas Special
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312
“Chuck: I hope you get esophageal cancer talking like that.
Tom: I don’t know what that is, but for your wife’s sake, I hope it’s not communicable.
…
Tom: Well, I had to lay down some serious pipe!
Chuck: You laid pipe?
Tom: I surely did! I knew after all of this, your wife would need a smoke, so I brought an antique smoking pipe. I knew she would love it, so I gave it to her.
Chuck: And she liked it?
Tom: I’d say. My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!
…
Tom: Well, I also brought some major lumber to the party.
Chuck: Lumber? How so?
Tom: Well, I hand-crafted a jewelry box and put a cherished family heirloom in there.
Chuck: How sweet of you, San Tom.
Tom: Yeah, I know. But just the thought of my family jewels in your wife’s jewelry box brings a smile to my face.
…
Chuck: But of course, there was room for one more thing.
Tom: Of course! It was tight, but I put my Prince Albert in there too.
Chuck: AH, TOM!
Tom: What? Didn’t you ever have an action figure of Prince Albert of Sax-Coburg and Gotha when you were a kid? A few years ago, your wife mentioned how much she loved the feel of a good Prince Albert, and I finally found one.
Chuck: You are an odd little man. You know that right?
Tom: Ho ho ho!
…
Tom: Ho ho ho! Sure you can. All Pearl Harbor’s Eve. All 4th of July’s Eve. It actually makes it better! Ho ho ho!
Jeeze, out of the gate, I’m swinging for the fences. Esophageal cancer? I’m not going to H E double hockey sticks for that, am I?
I’m sorry, but, “My pipe was in your wife’s mouth all night. She hardly took it out except to spit!” I don’t care if I am going to hell. That was funny.
As always, I didn’t copy/paste the ENTIRE thing (Just most of it), so there are a couple more jokes for those who would like to visit the post and read the whole thing. After all, you’ll never understand All Pearl(ha, there’ll be more pearls in the next SotW) Harbor’s Eve unless you read the original post.
If the entire post and the serious lumber isn’t enough for you, you can read the rest of the Christmas special at these links
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313
“Tom: Well, where was I? Ah, that’s right. So far, I had put my jumbo candy cane, a hard gingerbread man, a toy, banana, Woody, a pipe, some serious lumber, my family jewels in her jewelry box, and lastly, my Prince Albert in your wife’s stocking.
Chuck: Yep. What’s next? The kitchen sink? Maybe you’re going to start herding animals two by two into my wife’s stocking.
Tom: Ho ho ho! Nothing like that. You’re wife’s stocking was at the brim! I couldn’t even get my nuts in there, so they just rested on the patch of fur on your wife’s stocking!
…
Tom: Well, I had to give her my package.
Chuck: Jeeze. How did I miss that one?
Tom: Unfortunately, there wasn’t anymore room in your wife’s stocking. I tried cramming it in there, don’t you know?
Chuck: Oh, no.
Tom: It wouldn’t stay though, so I had to pull out.
Chuck: No, please.
Tom: Well, your wife couldn’t wait, so she started working my package with her hands.
Chuck: Come on.
Tom: Honestly, she was so excited, she even used her mouth… To tear the wrap, I mean.
Chuck: DO you really have to do this.
Tom: I think that she liked the ribbon I tied on my package. It made it so festive.
Chuck: Uh huh.
Tom: Well, she was getting a little tired, so I helped unwrap it.
Chuck: Did you now.
Tom: Yeah, and when I finished, she was so happy to get the pearl necklace.
Chuck: You son of a… You gave my wife a pearl necklace…
Tom: Well, of course. I think she knew what was coming though. Just before I finished and pulled the wrapper off, she rested back and pulled her hair up. That’s a woman who’s gotten a pearl necklace or two, Chuck.
…
Tom: And have a very Merry All Christmas’s Eve.
Chuck: Ohh…
Tom: What is it, Chuck?
Chuck: Tomorrow’s Christmas. I don’t even have a present for my wife.
Tom: Can I suggest a pearl necklace? She really seemed to love it whe-
Chuck: No! Enough with the pearl necklaces and Woodys and your hard f#$&!%@ gingerbread man! I need to concentrate now.
Tom: Hey, Chuck?
Chuck: What is it, Tom?
Tom: What did you get me for Christmas?
…
Listening to
Music and dogs barking. Sadly, not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Listening to (cont)
Actually, fortunately it’s not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Listening to (cont)
I’d hate not to be able to write anymore Bloggadays because I blew my brains out listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
Honestly, my neurosis and dichotic self image is on a level that rivals Miske Schmidt of the 40 Year Old Boy Podcast, but I was so excited for that necklace part to come up (Bazinga). It’s been a couple of months since I wrote it, so I forgot all of the little nuances of it. It made me so happy to read it. It definitely made me feel awesome about myself (why don’t I need to be giving out gingerbread men now?). Why can’t every Bloggaday be that awesome? Well, I suppose they could all be at the same level of awesome, and I’m just grossly overestimating how much awesomeness I crammed into that particular stocking.
Believe it or not though, I don’t think I copy/pasted the entire post, so feel free to go to the post and read it. I mean, at the very least, you’ll get to reread the pearl necklace part. And come on, can you honestly tell me you DON’T want to do that?
Oh, and you can read the other Christmas Special Bloggadays here:
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday309, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday310, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday312, http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday313 , http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday314.
Listening to
Vultures by Nicole Atkins
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158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227
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