Saturday, January 1, 2011

Bloggaday 310 – SotW 30: Jar of Hearts pt 2 By David “Jingle Balls” Dysart

Bloggaday 310 – SotW 30: Jar of Hearts pt 2

By David “Jingle Balls” Dysart

Chuck: Hello and welcome to part two of Song of the Week 30. I am your host and with me as always is…

Tom: San Tom, ho ho ho!

Chuck: Are you going to do that ridiculous voice today too?

Tom: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuck!

Chuck: Whatever. Let’s just get to the songs.

Tom: Don’t be rude, Chuck! I haven’t finished telling my story yet!

Chuck: Haven’t you humiliated my wife and I enough?

Tom: Ho ho ho! Not even close!

Chuck: Fine, go ahead. The floor’s yours.

Tom: Well, after I put my candy cane in your wife’s stocking, I saw that there was still more room! Can you believe that, Chuck?

Chuck: Nope.

Tom: Well, luckily I brought a ginger bread man with me!

Chuck: How convenient!

Tom: Yeah, as soon as I got the gingerbread package out, it was hard.

Chuck: …

Tom: Yep, the gingerbread man was hard and ready to stuff your wife’s stocking…

Chuck: …

Tom: It was stale, Chuck

Chuck: Of course that’s what you meant. Go on.

Tom: Well, even with the gingerbread man in your wife’s stocking, it wasn’t enough.

Chuck: Nope. My wife has a HUUUGE stocking, huh, San Tom?

Tom: You’ve got that right, Chuck. Luckily I had a toy with me.

Chuck: A toy?

Tom: Yep, so I put that in, right along with the gingerbread man and my candy cane.

Chuck: Oh, what kind of toy was it?

Tom: It was just a toy. Don’t push it, Chuck. But guess what!

Chuck: What’s that?

Tom: Your wife’s stocking still wasn’t full!

Chuck: Well, of course you put something else in, right?

Tom: I couldn’t just leave the job half-done!

Chuck: What was next, San Tom?!?

Tom: Well, you might not know this, but it’s an old Christmas tradition to fill stocking with nuts and fruits.

Chuck: Good Christ…mas. What fruit could you possibly have stuck in my wife’s stocking?

Tom: Well, your wife’s stocking looked like it needed a… banana!

Chuck: Of course it did.

Tom: it was a good, firm banana, not quite ripe yet.

Chuck: Well, that’s good.

Tom: Yes. But your wife wanted more still!

Chuck: Yeah, she gets a little greedy around this time of year

Tom: Well, I saw how her eyes lit up when I brought out the first toy, so I pulled out my Woody!

Chuck: Your woody?

Tom: Yep, I always give out Toy Story gifts during Christmas, so I gave your wife a woody and put it in her stocking.

Chuck: I’m sure she loved your… Woody.

Tom: What can I say? They always love my Woody.

Chuck: And it looks like we’re out of words yet again. Tomorrow will be our regularly scheduled PWND content, do join us again Thursday for part 3 of Song of the Week 30! I’m Chuck.

Tom: And I’m San Tom. Have a ho ho wholesome day!

Listening to

Some Song by Some Artists

Twitter Tag

Apparently “stocking stuffing” is complicated, so I’ve dedicated another post to it

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way

http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding

http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr

http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell

http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me

I wanna view like Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face

http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see

158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158

159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159

174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174

183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183

134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134

227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227

310 December 21

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out

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