Bloggaday 310 – SotW 30: Jar of Hearts pt 2
By David “Jingle Balls” Dysart
Chuck: Hello and welcome to part two of Song of the Week 30. I am your host and with me as always is…
Tom: San Tom, ho ho ho!
Chuck: Are you going to do that ridiculous voice today too?
Tom: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuck!
Chuck: Whatever. Let’s just get to the songs.
Tom: Don’t be rude, Chuck! I haven’t finished telling my story yet!
Chuck: Haven’t you humiliated my wife and I enough?
Tom: Ho ho ho! Not even close!
Chuck: Fine, go ahead. The floor’s yours.
Tom: Well, after I put my candy cane in your wife’s stocking, I saw that there was still more room! Can you believe that, Chuck?
Tom: Well, luckily I brought a ginger bread man with me!
Chuck: How convenient!
Tom: Yeah, as soon as I got the gingerbread package out, it was hard.
Tom: Yep, the gingerbread man was hard and ready to stuff your wife’s stocking…
Tom: It was stale, Chuck
Chuck: Of course that’s what you meant. Go on.
Tom: Well, even with the gingerbread man in your wife’s stocking, it wasn’t enough.
Chuck: Nope. My wife has a HUUUGE stocking, huh, San Tom?
Tom: You’ve got that right, Chuck. Luckily I had a toy with me.
Chuck: A toy?
Tom: Yep, so I put that in, right along with the gingerbread man and my candy cane.
Chuck: Oh, what kind of toy was it?
Tom: It was just a toy. Don’t push it, Chuck. But guess what!
Chuck: What’s that?
Tom: Your wife’s stocking still wasn’t full!
Chuck: Well, of course you put something else in, right?
Tom: I couldn’t just leave the job half-done!
Chuck: What was next, San Tom?!?
Tom: Well, you might not know this, but it’s an old Christmas tradition to fill stocking with nuts and fruits.
Chuck: Good Christ…mas. What fruit could you possibly have stuck in my wife’s stocking?
Tom: Well, your wife’s stocking looked like it needed a… banana!
Chuck: Of course it did.
Tom: it was a good, firm banana, not quite ripe yet.
Chuck: Well, that’s good.
Tom: Yes. But your wife wanted more still!
Chuck: Yeah, she gets a little greedy around this time of year
Tom: Well, I saw how her eyes lit up when I brought out the first toy, so I pulled out my Woody!
Chuck: Your woody?
Tom: Yep, I always give out Toy Story gifts during Christmas, so I gave your wife a woody and put it in her stocking.
Chuck: I’m sure she loved your… Woody.
Tom: What can I say? They always love my Woody.
Chuck: And it looks like we’re out of words yet again. Tomorrow will be our regularly scheduled PWND content, do join us again Thursday for part 3 of Song of the Week 30! I’m Chuck.
Tom: And I’m San Tom. Have a ho ho wholesome day!
Some Song by Some Artists
Apparently “stocking stuffing” is complicated, so I’ve dedicated another post to it
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New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.
310 December 21
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