Alright, I am going to go see Alice in Wonderland in a little bit. 2nd 3d movie evar FTW. I figured I would give a run down of Disney movies in… honor? Horror? Hope? Meah. Comments are made on each. This is part 1 because there are a lot of Disney movies apparently
Alice In Wonderland
I’m hoping it is good
Prince of Persia : Sands of Time
I never played the game, and I’m not sure about Gyllenhaal as the lead, but I am still rather excited about the possabilities
Toy Story 3
I saw the first, pretty sure I saw the second one, I even saw the cartoon, but never this one.
Star Struck
??? Never heard of it.
Sorcerer's Apprentice
??? Never heard of it, but I can’t imagine it looks worse than the vampire apprentice. I guess I’ll find out in a minute if Disney made that one too.
Race to Witch Mountain
Meh, had the Rock in it. Only reason why I allowed myself to get talked into seeing it. They came out with a really fun iPod game though, so it’s all good
Hannah Montana: The Movie
???. Ignorance is bliss on this one. I heard her and Billy Ray were trying to screw Disney to get out of their contract.
Up
I want to see this, but haven’t gotten around to it yet. One of my sociology teacher’s favs though
Space Buddies
This is almost as depressing to see (that it was made, not to actually watch) as Twilight.
G-Force
All I know is my niece was quoting this movie so much that one might havethough that one of the gerbils was willing to Fear Factor some graving for some cat nip.
Hatching Pete
??? Never heard of it.
Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too
I’ve seen Winnie the Pooh, but I was never a big fan
Princess and the Frog, The
Disney’s attempt at being ethnically equal-minded seemed likely to be a bit racist, but I never saw it. My mom did take my niece to see some fancy production of it where they had actresses dressed up like the princesses.
Ponyo
I’ve heard good things and I’m sure I’ll see one day. In fact, this is going to “movies to see” doc.
Princess Protection Program
??? Never heard of it.
Old Dogs
Hey, that Wild Hogs was successful, let’s make a crappier version of it. Never saw it.
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Alright, I know I’ve seen a Tinker Bell Movie, but I don’t know if this is it. The one I saw had a lightning bug in it. Again, my touchstone is my niece.
A Christmas Carol
Never saw it but probably will someday
Santa Buddies
Ugh, never saw it, and I am rather please with myself about that fact
Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
Out of all the Disney I saw last weekend, this show was my least favorite. Never saw the movie though
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Good books, good movies
High School Musical 3: Senior
I went to the theatre when this came out, but they ran out of bullets at the ticket stand so I went home, and you know, didn’t commit suicide. Hmm, that joke doesn’t work if it never made it to the theatre.
Wall E
Good movie, I enjoyed it
College Road Trip
Sigh, this paycheck was hard to watch in the 12 second spurts it got in commercial time
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
The only Hispanic animals I enjoy are voiced by a Reno cops or sell allergy meds
Minutemen
??? Never heard of it.
Camp Rock
I believe this is where the Jonas Brothers came from so I can credit it for a good Southpark episode
Bolt
I’ve seen most if not all of it. Did Owen Wilson voice the dog, or did he just do Cars?
Tinker Bell
Again, I’ve seen one of these
Little Mermaid III - Ariel's Beginning
Aparently I missed the second one
Bedtime Stories
I’ll just link you to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg . I’m sure it’s better
Cheetah Girls, The: One World
??? Never heard of it.
Snow Buddies
Just imagine the Indian in front of the wrecked land, and you see my soul
Meet the Robinsons
I’ve seen a lot of this but not all. Solid enough from what I saw.
Goal! 2: Living the Dream
??? Never heard of it.
Jump In!
??? Never heard of it.
Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board
??? Never heard of it.
Bridge to Terabithia
It’s been a while, but if memory recalls, it was good and quite sad at one point
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Again, what happened to 2?
Underdog
Never saw this or the cartoon
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
As a whole series, fun even if it did go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy off the deep end. Much <3 for Barbosa
Ratatouille
Never saw it, but it I doubt I would have minded it too much.
Game Plan, The
Why does the Rock do nothing but kids movies? I didn’t go see this one
Enchanted
I’ve seen a little bit of the movie, but not much. I am a fan of Amy Adams though.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Never saw it
High School Musical 2
This time I had the bullet, but was dependent on renting the gun from the theatre. They were all out for cleaning though.
Twitches Too
Never saw it, but I think I used to watch the show they were on
Secret of the Magic Gourd, The
??? Never heard of it.
Shaggy Dog, The
Oh Tim Allen, how far hath thou fallen?
Eight Below
Never saw it, again, happy with that decision
Wild, The
Nope, didn’t see this
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
More reasonable than 3
Invincible
The last Wallburg movie I saw, he was shooting at Viking gods or something
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Not one I saw
Cars
Good Movie, not great
Bambi II
Let’s Eat Bambi, coming soon to Paperview*
*Joke courtesy of Two and a Half Men
Glory Road
Disney made a bunch of sports movies? Why? Not exactly capitalizing on the Space Jams craze
Fox and the Hound 2, The
Don’t think I ever saw 1
Brother Bear 2
I offer you déjà Vu
High School Musical
Metal plate courtesy of the movie theatre having both, the gun and a bullet, but I was the missing link one this one
Return to Halloweentown
??? Never heard of it.
Cheetah Girls 2, The
??? Never heard of it.
Cow Belles
You know, I have a script for this movie, but I never filled it
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
Oh ho ho. This just sounds terrible. I mean wow, wait Wu? I almost want to watch it.
Read It And Weep
??? Never heard of it.
Air Buddies
I’m not commenting on these anymore. I’m channeling my inner Pete Seeger. And no, I’m not a Communist either. I
Herbie Fully Loaded
Did you google Pete Seeger yet? Don’t worry, I’m going anywheres
Chicken Little
Seen it, liked the ending. If I remember I’ll try to add a picture from it to the end
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe
See Prince Caspien
Buffalo Dreams
??? Never heard of it.
Now You See It
??? Never heard of it.
Kronk's New Groove
Never saw, but I imagine the Tick
Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie
??? Never heard of it.
Sky High
I have a mild wanting to see the Incredibles, but not this
Ice Princess
??? Never heard of it.
Pacifier, The
Poor guy, he never saw the Rock coming. It probably shouldn’t have had that eye operation in jail.
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
Never question Disney’s ability to drain a franchise dry
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stich Has a Glitch
The urge to see 1 wasn’t good enough for me to see it, definitely wasn’t enough to see the secondone
Twitches
??? Never heard of it.
Proud Family Movie, The
??? Never heard of it.
Life is Ruff
Oh, did you see what they did there? That pun? Hahahaha
Go Figure
??? Never heard of it.
Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
I’ve seen a little bit of the series, wasn’t too impressed. Ron Stoppable probably would make for a good porn name though.
Once Upon a Mattress
Ron Stoppable and Jenna Haze in
Once Upon a Mattress
And Once in the Kitchen
Sure, she has a horse face, but she was the first to come to mind
Incredibles, The
Oh snap, fighting pun with pun.
I would have like to have seen it, but I haven’t even though I think there is a dvd like twenty feet from me. One day
Lion King 1 1/2, The
??? Never heard of it.
Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
??? Never heard of it.
National Treasure
I’ve seen way too much of this movie
Mulan II
I don’t think I even saw the first one
Howl's Moving Castle
Very cool even though it’s been a while
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
??? Never heard of it.
Three Musketeers, The (Animated)
I haven’t seen it, but anthropomorphized candy bars? Count me in.
Around the World in 80 Days
That last one would have been funnier if they were counts. Never saw this one though
Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo
??? Never heard of it.
Home on the Range
??? Never heard of it.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
??? Never heard of it.
Miracle
Come on Disney, enough with the sport movies
Teacher's Pet
I believe it is based on a cartoon, but I’ve never seen either
Stuck in the Suburbs
??? Never heard of it.
Tiger Cruise
Shipping of Tiger Woods and Tom Cruise?
Halloweentown High
Leaving on a mysterious and high note. Never seen it
See you on the next Disney runthrough
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Phase Three by Southland woohoo
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