Friday, March 19, 2010

Bloggaday 33 – The Second of Three Disney Movie Rundowns. I Tried to be More Clever and Involved in the Last Half of This One

Bloggaday 33 – The Second of Three Disney Movie Rundowns. I Tried to be More Clever and Involved in the Last Half of This One

Zenon: Z3
And Plan 9 from Planet H

Pixel Perfect
The seedy underbelly of photoshoot editing

Going to the Mat
The untold story of Toyota’s recalls

Finding Nemo
Now, I have seen this. Solid enough I suppose

Young Black Stallion, The
??? Never heard of it

Haunted Mansion, The
I’ve seen this. That’s about all I’m going to say

George of the Jungle 2
Anything for a buck I suppose

Freaky Friday
Remake, right? I suppose my previous statement still stands

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Good stuff. Wrote over a lot of logic to make it work, but can’t expect much more.

Lizzie McGuire Movie
Can I get her to star in Repo Men?

Atlantis: Milo's Return
I’ve seen an Atlantis movie, I even had a couple of their toys, but I don’t think this is it

??? Never heard of it

Piglet's Big Movie
It’s funny because he’s small. Wait, I think I forgot to put ‘not’ in there

Inspector Gadget 2
I remember being a fan of the cartoon

Jungle Book 2, The
Did they make a sequel to every classic 10-20 years later?

101 Dalmations II: Patch's London Adventure
Holy shi… I think they did.

Brother Bear
I know I saw commercials for this. Soembody gets turned into a bear, right?

You Wish!
??? Never heard of it

Right On Track
And Left off street

Even Stevens Movie, The
I think this is another series into a movie transition. For some reason, I’m think Shilo Lebou and the girl who did F-factor on G4 (Morgan Web?)

Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off
??? Never heard of it

Cheetah Girls, The
??? Never heard of it

Full-Court Miracle
??? Never heard of it

Air Bud Spikes Back

Rookie, The
Quentin Barns and John Tweedy. Oh yeah, I’d love to see Disney try.
You kniw what, let’s add some Disney characters like Kingdom hearts

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Christmas
Since Disney got The Rookie, I say let Scott Sigler have this one. He already did Charlie Brown

Treasure Planet
Looks Vaguely Familiar

Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause
I was still a Tim Allen fan when I saw this

Tuck Everlasting
??? Never heard of it

Country Bears, The
I’m guessing this is based off of the attraction at Disneyland

Lilo & Stitch
Never saw

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
This is just getting sad

Return to Never Land
Wow, is it too late to get some kind of intervention together for Walt?

Snow Dogs
Little known fact: The cover has a misprint on the proportions of Little Mermaid. It was supposed to be Dawg.

Double Teamed
Come on, you know I wasn’t the first person to say that

Cadet Kelly
??? Never heard of it

Tru Confessions
??? Never heard of it

Get a Clue
I already have the game.

Gotta Kick It Up!
??? Never heard of it

Ring of Endless Light, A
??? Never heard of it

Scream Team, The
Nice, but misguided ghosts? Riveting

Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch

Monsters, Inc
Good stuff

Max Keeble's Big Move
Elf porn? Kickstand anybody?

Princess Diaries, The
I really don’t know what to say about this one

Spirited Away
Looks good

Atlantis: The Lost Empire
This is the one I saw

Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure
A favorite of my niece and nephew

Recess: School's Out
Another show I used to watch

A retelling of Jesus Christ of Nazareth in the current motorcross community. It’s got a killer ending.

Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse
From the longwinded catalogue

Zenon: The Zequel
??? Never heard of it. The cover makes me think of

Luck of the Irish
A midget basketball player? How could it fail?!!?

Wow, I just read the synopses. It kind of made my brain hurt.

Jennie Project, The
??? Never heard of it.

Jumping Ship
??? Never heard of it. But I’m guessing the actors probably should have

Poof Point, The
??? Never heard of it.

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
I think I’ve seen this Halloweentown thing several times

Twas the Night
Not a positive review was stirring, not even that much

Emperor's New Groove, The

102 Dalmatians
Cruella could probably make a nice handbag with that extra Dalmatian. See, good things come to those who wait

Remember the Titans
I’ve got clash eyes when it comes to The Titans

Little Mermaid II, The: Return to the Sea
Mermaid Munchkins! … ?

Kid, The
The Myth, the Movie

That actually looks familiar. I know I saw the Land Before Time movies

Whispers: An Elephant's Tale
Cover kind of looks like an elephant prison.

Extremely Goofy Movie, An
Waiting for the sequel, A Very Daffy Movie
Yeah, I know, I’m working on no sleep, a cold, a new nasal spray, and H1N1 shot coupled with a tetanus shot.

Disney and Nazi’s? I’ve got to get this movie, wait, Gestapo?

Mail to the Chief
A kid is an unwitting pinpal to the president. The Bush joke is a bit too easy, huh?

Air Bud 3: World Pup

Angels In The Infield
So many sports movies.

Toy Story 2
This was actually a prediction of Y2K.

Fantasia 2000
Toy Story 2 on illicit substances

Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas
Not a creature was stirring, not even a… what was the last word there?

H-E Double Hockey Sticks

Inspector Gadget
I saw this. I remember them breaking the 4th wall

I don’t think I saw it, but I think it was one of the more dynamically animated movies they did.

Straight Story, The
That doesn’t look like a Disney movie at ALL

Doug's 1st Movie
Hmm, I used to watch the series, but I never knew about a movie

My Favorite Martian
I think I might have actually of seen this, but Marvin will always be my favorite Martian

The link is broken. Ironic, huh?

Smart House
Hey, it’s a tape oddity. Oh, space odyssey on Disney crack

Bugs Life, A
See, now we’re getting into my Disney age. Didn’t this movie have bloopers and a guy playing checkers with himself?

Lion King II: Simbas Pride, The
Oops, spoke too soon. I didn’t even know they made a sequel to this. I guess it’s good to know that Disney was selling out when I was young too.

Mighty Joe Young
Little known fact: The original script was a groundbreaking homosexual love story a la broke back mountain about Joe Montana and Steve Young of the 49ers

I'll Be Home for Christmas
Jonathan Taylor Thomas said he left Home Improvement to go to college. He left and made this movie…

Air Bud: Golden Receiver

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Is Europe the New World to her, or is she a time traveler

Parent Trap, The (new)


My Friends Tigger and Pooh: Super Sleuth Christmas
It’s amazing how Edward Bear, a character Disney didn’t create is so much of cash cow for them

Meet the Deedles
Under a steeple, yelling, “Wee,” while kneeling and being He Men.

Wonderful Ice Cream Suit, The
A suite is much better than a suit

Knight In Camelot, A
A Whoopi in a castle hundreds of years ago. I’m guessing the assumption would make her a Moore from Northern Africa. Which makes her Muslim. I’m guessing the castle would have been catholic. Didn’t the Catholic hate the Muslims so much that they started something called the Crusades?

Mr. Magoo
They so should have had this guy play in Snakes on a Plane or atleast an Airplane parody of it.

Hey, another movie I saw and have no real recollection of!

Hmm, how do I copy and paste again? It amuses me though. When I was in… I would say… hmm… I’m just going to say elementary school some time, we had an educational traveling production come to my school. I was in a private, Christian school and they used a Greek background to teach us about water conservation and things like that. Well, before they started, they gave us all the disclaimer that they were going to use the term ‘gods’ and for us to not be offended. It was rather funny actually.

George of the Jungle
Wait a minute. Brendan Frasier played a caveman. Then he played a slightly more advanced jungle man. Frasier… Frasier Crane was a character in Cheers, not a bartender, but a bar man. Then he was a slightly more advanced city man when he got his own show where they focused on his education. Oh my gosh, its all an elaborate rouse to promote evolution!

Darn Cat, That
Darn? Well Shimany Crickets. Fudgsicles. Shut the front door. Cheese and crackers. Pig humping, son of a beach

Air Bud
… I said I wouldn’t comment on these movies anymore, but since this appears to be the original, I would like to take this time to say

Angels in the Endzone
This was a rather eye-opening revelation as to how manysports movies Disney has made

Muppet Treasure Island
I just figured the muppets out. They are old, unsuccessful movie stars. After their prime and with no regular work, they throw themselves into charity work, sponsored by their old movie studio.

101 Dalmatians
College-level class about dogs?

Hunchback of Notre Dame, The
Did this have a happy ending? I never saw it

D3: The Mighty Ducks
The 3D Tim… Sorry, I’m no good at anagrams

Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco
Sports and dogs. Disney’s money makers

James and the Giant Peach
Tim Burton without Johnny Depp? Liars!

Toy Story
This was pretty slick when I was young.

Tom and Huck
I never saw this in the last 15 years, a trend that will likely continue for another 15. I imagine I’ll renew the contract then

Big Green, The
You wouldn’t like this movie if you were angry

Kid in King Arthur's Court, A
“Calvin must learn to become a swashbuckling hero who fights villains and rescues damsels in distress. The only problem is Calvin is really just a regular ole kid from California who knows nothing about sword fighting and Camelot!”
How has this not become a standard with the prestige and sequels like Little Mermaid and Cinderella.

Operation Dumbo Drop
Can the star power of Danny Glover (of the Saw and Predator 2 fame), Ray Liotta (Goodfellas, Hannibal, and Blow), and Denise Leary (Rescue Me, Suicide Kings, and writer of Merry F#%$in’ Christmas) fail in a Disney Movie?

When does she get her gold coin?

Goofy Movie, A
You get it? Because the main character’s name is Goofy. Oh Disney, why no more terrible pun titles?

Heavy Weights
Wow, fat camp? I didn’t know Disney tackled such heavy social issues. Pun intended. Ooo. Bun, Cinnabun… Oooo

Lion King, The
Okay, I think I’me finally getting into the staples of my childhood Disney. I would have been five when this came out. Though my brother and sister got a considerable amount of amusement from my rendition of The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh). It turns out, you are not supposed to in fact sing, “A winnar wack, a winnar wack.”

Santa Clause, The
Again, a good childhood movie.

Angels in the Outfield
Didn’t I just do Angels in the Outfield? Oh wow, that was endzone. I knew of this one, but not that one.

D2: The Mighty Ducks
Woo hoo, the last one. I don’t have to comment on a Mighty Ducks movie. Stay tuned for the last Disney Movie runthrough. If I can manage to read through them today or tomorrow, it’ll be the next Bloggaday.

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