Bloggaday 38 – The Da Vinci Code of Disney Movie Rundowns
Disney Movies 4
Ugly Dachshund, The
45 years old. Wow.
Darn Cat, That
Didn’t I do this one before? Go on a string, frickin frackin, etc?
Okay, I’m going to try it.
The actual spelling
Meah, close enough
Sword in the Stone, The
Hey, I think I saw this one too. I never realized these movies were this old
101 Dalmatians (Animated)
I mean, you can’t even use the line, “We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t…” when making and watching these movies.
The Absent-Minded Professor
A cliché well-used by myself, and if I become one, I’m sure it would describe myself well.
Swiss Family Robinson
But can we meet them in the future?
Wow, Disney Standards were rather few and far between
Shaggy Dog, The
I’m assuming this the movie Tim allen remade in.
And Lassy walk into a bar. Well, long story short, Old Yeller says to Lassey, “If you liked the trail mix, I’ve got some salty nuts at home you would love to lick.”
Lady and the Tramp
A lady and a tramp walk into a bar. Well, long story short, nine months later…
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Captain Nemo trying to find a whale in 20k. Ellen DeGeneres tries to find Nemo in Finding Nemo. Ellen finds a spot on Idol. Harrison Ford steals an idol in Indiana Jones. Jim Jones was born in Indiana. Jim Jones was 24 when 20k came out. Kiefer Sutherland plays in 24. 24 deals with terrorism. Terrorists struck the Towers on 9/11. 9 + 11 = 20. 20k starts with 20. Disney supports terrorists. I hid this message deep in the Bloggaday so Disney wouldn’t find it. Spread the word.
Peter Flying Fluking Freaking Pan
Alice in Wonderland
Written by a mathematician. I don’t really feel like going through a string again.
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Hop on for a wild ride. Just wear protection, or you might get a wart or something
Song of the South
I’m currently taking a History of American Popular Music. I believe this one had the African American singing Zippa Dee Doo Da, which was racist. I often sang that with no clue of that fact.
Three Caballeros, The
My first series of book that I worked had a caballero in it. It was kind of awesome.
Looney Toon-Disney Showdowns, a new series coming to the Disney Channel this Fall. The Pilot will be Elmer Fudd and Bambi. It’ll be exciting
The mob du what it do.
I’ve never seen it, but it seems akin to 2001: A Space Odyssey
A metaphor of a boy going into manhood. Groundbreaking stuff that Disney has tried since then. They usually just get called on it nowadays.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Again, one woman living with 7 men. Very progressive. Breaking the zeitgeist with the best of them, including Freud
The Runner by Southland
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