Saturday, October 23, 2010

Bloggaday 258 – New Post Up and the Essential Bloggadays PART 2 for the Third Trigaday!

Bloggaday 258 – New Post Up and the Essential Bloggadays PART 2 for the Third Trigaday!

The Second Great Trigady is over… The desolate wasteland that it has left behind is atrocious. One Bloggaday Author has taken it upon himself to rebuild. First, he needed a new Post Up. He spent hours upon hours researching the culture of the second Trigady.

First, the music needed to be studied. Over the last 140 days, nearly 170 new songs were added to the Bloggaday iTunes, totaling almost 12 hours of content. Each song needed to be sorted and catalogued for parody value if they were ever to be used for the Post Up. Once a firm handle was had on every single song, he had to delve into each Bloggaday-related website. After digging through megabytes of code and interpreting social relevance, he had to pair each one with a corresponding website. Once a website and a song were matched, it was a simple task of introducing the websites with a short parody of the song. Now… the Post Up was half-done. Here were the results

Listening to

Twitter Tag

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way (Everyday)

http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding (Flagpole sitta)

http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr (Pray for you)

http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell (Paul Revere)

http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me (I’m Not Calling You a Liar)

I wanna view like Youtube (Johnny & June)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show (Shut Up and Let Me Go)

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday (Hey Ya)

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face (What I Got)

http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor (Let the Bodies Hit the Floor)

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way (Lover, Lover)

That… was the easy part… Once the website foundation was built, then came the work of art that would lie on to of it. Bite by Bite, he had to construct a baseline for Bloggaday Newcomers. Survivors of The Second Great Trigady would also need something, something to reminisce about… before the second Trigaday ended and left in its wake an interwebbal void that would scar the tubes for generations to come.

The Bloggaday Author would have to traverse the great archives of the second Trigady to find the essentials for newcomers and veterans alike. As he poured through the 60,000 words of unique content, he began handpicking the most sage and brilliant entities that fueled The Second Great Trigady. By the end, he had chosen six Bloggadays that would guide the Bloggaday Readers in their path for enlightertainnment. With the chosen Bloggadays readied, he sealed each with a personal blessing that would carry them to the end of every single post… that is until the end of the Bloggaday in February. These are the chapters of the Bloggaday that shall carry the Bloggaday Reader into the light of the third and final Trigady.

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see

158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158

159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159

174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174

183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183

134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134

227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out (Summer’s Over)

Listening to

Run Back to Your Side by Eric Clapton

Twitter Tag

From the ashes of a Great Trigady-scarred world come enlightertainment and the building of a bright new world, only on Bloggaday

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way

http://twitter.com/daviddysart The twits are tweeting and rss feeding

http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr

http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell

http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me

I wanna view like Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face

http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor

http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see

158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158

159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159

174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174

183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183

134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134

227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out

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