Saturday, February 12, 2011

Bloggaday 347 – The Third Great Trigady pt 3

Bloggaday 347 – The Third Great Trigady pt 3
By David “Lifetime Movie Gag” Dysart

The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.

Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
Original here ->

Since I just posted a WEEK of fiction content, NO PWND FOR YOU!

A few weeks ago, I declared my triumph over the rock wall. If you missed the tale, then you can go read it at and If that’s too much hassle though, you can just wait for the Lifetime movie that I’m will be made of it in the very near future. If that’s STILL too much work, then let me break it down for you.

This is a story all about how
My Belay got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just hang right there
And tell you how I became the pimp of a Rock called “The Wall”

In Southern California born and raised
In front of the TV is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,

and I’m not super awesome great with heights,

0_o 0_- 0_o 0_- 0_o. That was supposed to be a twitch.”

Overall, this was a pretty mediocre Bloggaday. There was some good stuff there, but you’ve just read everything that was worth reading. To start, you’ve got the Wall video. After that, a little soup nazi. Then the Lifetime movie gag. Solid stuff right there >_> Then the Will Smith/Fresh Prince parody. After that, you have to skip a bit to get 3 superlative describers. Finally, to close out the clipshow for that post, emoticon me developed a tick.

“presumed wingman

hangings out”

Horribly embarrassing Bloggaday is embarrassing, but I quite thoroughly enjoyed both terms.

“I work my way through the little bottleneck of folks entering the gym and finally get over to them, somehow slipping out of my climbing harness and gym clothes and apparently falling into a tux among the crowd of people. Weird, I know. Due to upcoming events, I came to assume it was the presumed wingman, but more on that later.

Your Honor, I ask you. How was I supposed to assume this was anything but an “introduction?”

I suppose that brings me back to my original point:
People are killing me. Flat and simple really.

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Don’t mind the ramblings of the socially inept in “Have You Met David?” Part 2, only on Bloggaday

`` The names have been changed to protect my ego.
``` BAM! Lawyered!
```` It’s 2 o’ clock in the morning as I write this, give me a break.
`````` Jeeze, I had to pause to spell burying for a second. My brain couldn’t get off of bear.^^^

^^ Perhaps I should rename the posts “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources”

^^^^^^^^ If only 2 or 3 people = me being funny, then I only need 1 or 2 more people to read the Bloggaday, and I could be hilarious all of the time.”

This all came from part two of embarrassing Bloggaday is embarrassing (that’s not the name of it by the way, just in case you wanted to look for it. Funny note though, I got drunk with Yada (the cute redhead I was introduced to) and yada yada yada, she read these two Bloggadays because of what I ended up saying. Wasn’t as bad as I thought, but I suppose that may be due to the fact that she ended up NOT being in a relationship. Yada yada yada, yay for gay husbands.
Despite my hope that nobody ever read this particular Bloggaday (and the on before it), this was actually probably one of my best ones. Though it does have 15 end notes (which is way to many and utterly ridiculous if you ask me {I mean, who puts that many notes in a blog post? [I’ll tell you who (Me{ That’s who})]})
Also, since I was giving kudos to those who knew what “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources” was from and what it described, this is as good a time as any for the big, humongous, and gigantic reveal (ha {thrice more I use superlative describers}). “50 Misconceptions About Human Resources” is from The Drew Carey Show. I labeled his failed sex tape (And it wasn’t haha fail, it was “Wow, I never thought I would be prairie doggin’ a tear after watching the most horrible break-up in the history of mankind when I was just trying to watch porn with a roomful of guys with hard-ons” {Oh… my… fu… I wish I had another clipshow so I could put “Wow, I never thought I would be prairie doggin’ a tear after watching the most horrible break-up in the history of mankind when I was just trying to watch porn with a roomful of guys with hard-ons” in it}) that. At somebody’s bachelor party, it almost got played since it was kept in a place where tapes of an adult nature were apparently kept.
Wow, I almost wrote an entire Bloggaday about that… (When you count these end notes) (Ha 13 ??? end notes) (Muahahah! This one makes it 15)

Listening to
Sexy Mother F—ker by Prince

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The unavoidable destruction of The Great Trigadies was much feared, only on Bloggaday

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way The twits are tweeting and rss feeding I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me

I wanna view like Youtube Shut up and let me show

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face Let the pictures hit the floor I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out

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