Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1

Bloggaday 364 – The BloggaGoodbyeaI’llmissthisaDay Spectacular pt 1
By David “THE Bloggaday Author” Dysart

Wow, it’s been just about a year since I started the Bloggaday. And for the last 365 days, I’ve been reading “Bloggaday” with a scraggly red line under it? I kept saying that I would add it to my Word dictionary, but I suppose there’s not much reason to do THAT anymore.
As I sit here, adding replacing a sentence with that last little bit there, I just realized I never crowned a Podcaster of the Year. Which is hard. I haven’t been following the awesomeness that is Shwood, rather we’re talking about Scam School, The BB Live Show, NSFW, Brian Brushwood: On the Road, Frame Rate (which I’ve never seen), DIAF (again, never even heard of). Though he is the only podcaster I’ve seen a live show of. The real race is between Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy Podcast and Scott Sigler, New York Times Best Selling Author.
Wow, this is “pull your hair out” hard. I mean, I’ve got the last episode of Ancestor sitting in my iPhone, but I’ve been listening to SOOOO much Schmidt lately because I’ve been going back and listening to old episodes.
Jeeze, the Podcaster of the Year is

Paul: dudududududududuududduududududu

Mike Schmidt
The 40 Year Old Boy podcast

That was really hard, and I expect ScottSigler to become the prim suspect in an upcoming murder investigation.
Well, I have 45 minutes to write this one, 365, and clipshow both of them and post 7 Bloggadays. If I can do that, then I succeeded.

The last couple of weeks have definitely been interesting though. I had been falling quite far behind, but I had been working on The Third Great Trigady. I ended up with a lot of Bloggaday ideas that I wasn’t able to do and many Bloggaday segments that failed rather epicly. I think to talk about this, I’d like to bring out some faces, familiar and new ones alike.
Hosts of The Song of the Week, I’d like to introduce for the last time, Tom and Chuck.

Tom: Hello, everyone.

Chuck: Hi, Bloggaday Readers.

David: You seem to be doing pretty good, Tom.

Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chuck got worked up over nothing the other day.

David: Since I’m introducing you guys, I should mention the official Bloggaday producer, Paul Modes.

Paul: *Inaudible nod*

Chuck: Don’t worry, he’ll take care of that in post-production.

David: Well, next up, we have the folks that were SUPPOSED to take your guys’s role on the Performer of the Month.

Tom: What ever happened to that?

David: Well, I don’t know, Tom. They kept having these mysterious accidents, so I figured it would have been safer for their fictional necks if the segment just got cancelled.

Tom: That or you just never got around to writing the bits.

David:… *Inaudible glare* In any case, let’s bring out Jack and Dan

Jack: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to welcome you all to the Performer of the Month for the month of August. I am your Irish co-host, Jack Duff

Dan: Haha. And I’m your Spanish co-host Dan Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

Jack: HAHAHA there, Dan. I thought your middle name was Andri.

Dan: That’s a common misconception there, Jack.

Tom: What in the HELL are you guys doing?

Jack: Haha, well we had taped a bit of our first Performer of the Month segment back in August, but it never saw the glow of a computer monitor, so we thought we would grace our lucky readers with it now. *Audible smile*

Tom: I Hate both of you coc-

Chuck: TOM!

Tom: And what about that whole middle name thing?

David: Don’t worry about that, Tom. It was just a gag that was going to get picked up with each of their posts. Hey, guys, whatever happened to Lisa? I haven’t heard from her since her interview with Tychus on Char.

Jack: To be honest, I stopped LISTENING to her after the Christmas Par-

Tom: That could’ve been my line, you little bi-

Chuck: TOM!

Jack: I’m sorry, who are you guys again?

Tom: YOU!

Chuck: You know, what? Go get him.

*Tasmanian devil dust cloud*

David: So, Chuck. Do you think now would be a good time to sign out?

Chuck: Probably. Looks like I’ve got to go take care of that Dan. Sign us off, David.

David: Well, Bloggaday Readers, thank you for joining me today. We’ll be right back right after this.

Listening to
Nothing Really Matters but… meeee by Prince Poppycock

Twitter Tag
The Bloggaday wrap has started, and it’s much healthier for you than a hamburger, only on Bloggaday

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way
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http://daviddysart.tumblr.com/ I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr
http://thebloggaday.blogspot.com/ Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell
http://tiny.cc/Facebook_DavidDysart I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me

I wanna view like Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidDysart Shut up and let me show

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Photobucket Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face
http://thepiccaday.blogspot.com/ Let the pictures hit the floor
http://tiny.cc/Piccaday_Flickr I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

*4 teh luwlz*

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out

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