Saturday, February 12, 2011

Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12

Bloggaday 357 – The Third Great Trigady pt 12
By David “Bioautographical Author” Dysart

The time has come yet again for another clipshow, this time the last for Bloggaday: Year 1. There’s still a few more regular posts coming, but The Third Great Trigady is going to fill most of the remaining year. Each of these posts contain some of the best of the last third of the Bloggaday, and my new comments add up to the 500-word word count.

Enjoy a look back at the last 100 posts. Until next time…
So what did I do? Surely, I scoured my options, broke down the door of the secret meeting place of these people and recruited the very best and brightest.
Yeah… That’s not what slackers do. You can look it up in the dictionary, but usually definition 3 in most up-to-date dictionaries say something along the lines of: “A person or entity that stays away from one or more of the following activities: scouring, finding secret and well-hidden meeting places, forcefully destroying doors, shucking clams, recruiting people, especially on the basis of brightness and qualifications of being the best.”

Don’t I just inspire your trust and awe as a PR Director? I get the feeling I’m glad I can’t actually hear your responses.

Beyond this though, I’m trying to get a job. /Sigh. How do people with lives have time for anything? I barely have any semblance one,``` no job, and for a couple of more days, no school, and I’m having to schedule time for me to breath here. Though, if Riley Litzenluxchemetroplisvilletownshipberger is reading this, I have a Mac, so I have a nifty little calendar built into my Laptop that automatically syncs with my phone, so no matter where I go, I know exactly when to breathe since it was so user-friendly to schedule my breaks into it. HA!

``` A life that is.

Nothing spectacular from this Bloggaday, but I hit on some pretty solid notes I think. The post itself was about my upcoming role as PR Director for the art and literary Magazine, The Sand Canyon Review, which has been getting quite a bit of press lately on the clip shows. SO yeah, submit your work to
“but more on that in the next paragraph. Hey look! It’s right there. What a co-winkadink.

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Honestly, I just wanted to add the Twitter Tag. Bloggaday 319 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 1 talked about how inept I am on the phone. Guess what comes with being bad on the phone? …

“When X= phone,
and while
xInept + xInept = stupidly long xcalls,
xInept + xHater = short calls.
That builds a positive image of the xInept, which is good since xInept needs all of the good press he can muster. Though, really, I’m not THAT utterly socially inept. Well, I am, but I manage. You see niceness and funniness make for the perfect smokescreen to cover up my social incompetence. Funny is the smoke, and nice is the screen. Combined, they form the perfect amalgam of social coverfire. In reality, I have all the social aptitude of Helen Keller


I mean, how do you not love a narrator saying, “Her head swayed back, lips pulled into a smile that would have made Liberace play straight for a night as he fingered the beat above her long ivories.”

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Yeah, I’m done writing nov** only on Bloggaday –David “Ivory Admirer” Dysart”

Oh, “Another Day In the Life,” why do you amuse me so?
I will say though that the whole “nov**” took me a minute to remember what exactly I did. But it’s me cutting the “w” in half because I was utterly done with that Bloggaday. Meah, I seemed rather pleased with myself when did it.
And I must add, that I do enjoy the word, “bioautographical.” It’s taking real people and putting them into fiction. I’m sure there’s already a word for it (And I don’t mean something like the alternative history genre), but I like mine.
All in all, Bloggaday 320 – ABDF: Phone Calls and Another Day in the Life: A Bloggaday Double Feature pt 2 was another solid Bloggaday.
“By David “This Is A Boring Bloggaday, So Just Read The Previous Or Next Bloggaday Instead Of This one, If You Would Be So Kind” Dysart

Well, now it’s time for TEXTS!
/Cue crazy Peewee Herman scene.

Awkward blog pause… … !!! … …

Yeah… So anyways…

Now, this is me being in my own head, but bare with me.``

Anyways, back to the perioded single-word text, right after this line break.
Hey, welcome back. SO```

`` I suppose you could bear with me, but how are we going to shake the it?^
``` I’m sorry; I totally didn’t mean to yell that “so.” It should have been “So.”

^ And since absolutely no one is going to get that reference,^^ I’ll add that I could be persuaded to be beered with, but as the double feature mentioned, I’m good just hanging around drunken folks.
^^ I wish I didn’t get the reference, but my brother made sure that it would forever be scarred in my brainial tissue.
^^^ While I didn’t cover the emphasis possibility, you can probably figure it out.”

I’m not ENTIRELY sure why I was hating on Bloggaday 336 – Single word texts with a period so much. Granted, it was a horrible premise, but I think the execution came off not terrible. At the very least, I deemed it good enough to toss into the Third Great Trigady.
“or send your Verizoninjas after me.

After all, it’s got 3G.```

Well, shitake mushrooms weren’t cooked up, because… well… I don’t eat mushroom, but I digress.

``` Granted, it is AT&T 3g, but nonetheless”

I almost wish that “or send your Verizoninjas after me” was the only bit I took from Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1. Come on? Wait a minute, why did I ask “Come one”? That was just poor punctuating. Well, I ended up spreading the hate to Verizon AND AT&T, so I’m not companyist.
Yeah, I’m just babbling. “Type to you all real soon.”
“They replaced it with a shmexy box. Now, when I wrote this, I was going to put a picture of my box on here, but that now seems entirely inappropriate.

The lazy-to-need ratio just isn’t right for me to do so yet.


Bloggaday 338 – In Yo Face! Pt 2 is the follow-up release by Bloggaday Author David Dysart and his wildly unreleased post, Bloggaday 337 – In Yo Face! Pt 1.
I will tell you, there are still a few little nuggets of gold in the original post that I didn’t add to the clipshow. I suppose if you want to go panning for gold, you should probably go read the actual post ^.^
But no, there’s no pictures of my box on there. You have to buy me dinner for that -_o
Hmm, -_o doesn’t really feel the same as ;)
Meah. Onto the next clip!

Listening to
100,000 mile or 3 year Warrantee by TheMiSPoNe

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Infused with the 3rd Great Trigaday, the Bloggaday Author came free, only on Bloggaday

Going faster than a “Reply All” email, websites like mine will surely go your way The twits are tweeting and rss feeding I pray your mouse batteries die, and you take a tumblr Now here’s a little blog, I’ve got to tell I’m not calling you a bot, just don’t botter me

I wanna view like Youtube Shut up and let me show

What’s pickier than pickier? The Piccaday Light me up that web cam and strap a smile on my face Let the pictures hit the floor I’m gonna pack my pixels and I’m gonna go your way

New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see
158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday
159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is
174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…
183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.
134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.
227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

Close the screen, the awesome’s getting out

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